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CZW Presents EXTREME INSURRECTION: RETRIBUTION!
January 9th 2011
~~ MAIN EVENT ~~
-RENEGADES-
vs.
-CZW-
-=- EPIC THREE WAY DANCE! -=-
-=- CZW GLOBAL TAG TEAM TITLES MATCH! -=-
-=- CZW INTERCONTINENTAL TITLE MATCH! -=-
-=- FOUR CORNERS OF DEATH MATCH TO SETTLE IT! -=-
-=- CZW WORLD TELEVISION TITLE MATCH! -=-
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We open up in the arena, a clear shot above the crowd at the VIP box where Derek Damage and Theresa Baines are seated. Both of them appear to be confident going into this event. Daniels: “Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Extreme Insurrection: RETRIBUTION! For months the Renegades have been assaulting the CZW faithful, and NOW it is Armageddon!” Masters: “That’s right! It’s reckoning day now, and it’s time to see these Renegades kicked back to the curb where they belong!” Keenan: “You’re clearly self-medicating again, Masters. The Renegades are here to take back what was taken from them, and that’s how the world works. Nobody hands you anything, you just have to TAKE it!” Daniels: “Well, what they’re going to be doing is taking a long trip back to the states to look for new jobs after this one is over! First up tonight is the Television Title match between OUR champion, ‘the Real Deal’ Rob Wright and the imposing ‘Mountain Man,’ Josh Newsome!” A small video package plays highlighting the events leading up to the title match, with Baines awarding Newsome the title shot and Rob Wright winning the vacated title on Overdrive.
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-=- CZW WORLD TELEVISION TITLE MATCH! -=-
***** -The camera cuts to the announcers table where Jarred Daniels, William Masters and Barry Keenan are sitting.- Daniels: Tonight the war that has been brewing between the CZW and The Renegades comes to ahead. Keenan: A war that wouldn’t have happen if it wasn’t for the ego of one Derek Damage. Masters: The war your guys started when they just couldn’t go pick up their unemployment checks! Daniels: Regardless the war is here and it kicks off in our opening match, Jessica Towers in the ring so lets send it up to her…. -The camera cuts to the ring where Jessica Towers is standing.- Jessica Towers: Welcome to EXTREME INSURRECTION: RETRIBUTION!!!!! -The crowd goes nuts.- Jessica Towers: Our opening contest is scheduled for one fall and is for the CZW TV Championship…Introducing first from The Woods of Cleveland, Ohio…weighing in tonight at 320 lbs…representing The Renegades….please welcome ‘The Mountain Man’ JOSHUA NEWSOME!!!!!!!!!!! ‘Redneck’ by Lamb of God hits and the crowd erupts with heat for the Renegade member as he steps out onto the stage. Daniels: Newsome is a huge man and is going to be a tough test here tonight for the champion. Masters: He is the poster for why you should have sex with your sister, you could have him as a child…. Keenan: Make your jokes Masters, but that man is walking out with the CZW TV Title tonight and bringing the Renegades it’s first title, mark my words. Jessica Towers: And his opponent…. Being accompanied to the ring by Jo Jo McKenzie from Springfield, Massachusetts….weighing in at a lean 245 lbs….he is the reigning and defending CZW TV CHAMPION….THIS IS ‘THE REAL DEAL’ ROB WRIGHT!!!!!! ‘In The End’ by Linkin Park blasts over the PA as Jo Jo leads Rob Wright out from the back and down the aisle. Daniels: The two time TV Champion is in the house…. Masters: I can’t I have to cheer for this guy but he sure as hell beats having a Renegade as the CZW TV Champion. Keenan: Enjoy the title boys while the CZW owns it, after tonight there will be a giant R on the front of that title and renamed The Renegade TV Title. Daniels: Not if Rob Wright has anything to say about it. *DING DING DING* Daniels: Rob Wright hand the TV Title to Jason Humel who hold sit in the air before walking to over to Newsome. Masters: Enjoy the view retard, it’s the closest you’ll be to gold again. Keenan: I can’t wait till you have to eat those words. Daniels: Newsome rips the title out of Humel’s hands and raises the belt in the air to a round of boos from these Japanese fans. Masters: Just holding the belt up doesn’t make you a champion freak. Keenan: These people hate anything taller than 5’10”, Godzilla did a number on them. Daniels: Rob Wright is not going to take it and charges across the ring but is shoved aside by the Mountain Man… Keenan: The size advantage is going to be huge here tonight. Daniels: Wright rolls up and charges again this time jumps and a low drop kick to the knee of Newsome who falls to the mat and drops the CZW TV Title. Masters: That is how you off set a size disadvantage, bring him to your level. Daniels: Rob Wright up and bounces off to the ropes and standing back flip across the chest of Newsome, this is what he’s going to have to do, fast high impact offense. Keenan: You can’t keep this big man down, Rob Wright is just an annoying fly to Joshua Newsome, and Rob Wright better stick and move or it will be his last match in wrestling. Daniels: Wright spins up and waits…Newsome sits up AND WRIGHT WITH A STIFF KICK TO THE CHEST OF THE MOUNTAIN MAN…. Masters: That echoed throughout the arena. Keenan: But Josh just shakes it off and is trying to get to his feet. Daniels: Wright off the far ropes and DROP KICK TO THE FACE OF JOSHUA NEWSOME!!!!! Masters: You know that drop kick might help to straighten his eyes… Keenan: Masters I swear to god I’m going to come across this table if you make one more crack about Joshua Newsome being inbreed… Masters: Ok settle down there, there is nothing wrong about the fact that his mother is also his sister… Keenan: MASTERS!!!! Daniels: Keenan sit back down and call the match. Masters: Yeah earn that paycheck. Keenan: Ok, how do you like it, Rob Wright um…well… Masters: Nice come back, and they say American schools are lacking… Daniels: Back in the ring Rob Wright is waiting for Newsome to get to his feet, I’m not sure that is a wise move… Keenan: If Newsome gets his hands on Wright this match is over. Daniels: Newsome up and Rob Wright charges in…but Newsome gets his foot up and Wright runs right into that size 15 boot. Masters: I’m amazed Newsome can raise his foot that high. Keenan: What no cute little comment about Rob’s face now Masters? Daniels: The Mountain Man on the attack he reaches down and pulls Rob up by the throat and shoves him into the corner. Masters: The champ is in trouble here, he needs to get out of that corner. Keenan: COME ON MOUNTAIN MAN!!!! Daniels: Joshua with a huge elbow to the face of Rob Wright and again and again, he’s ruthless in the corner. Masters: Jo Jo is screaming to Rob, just not sure what he’s saying because I’m part of the 1% of the people that doesn’t speak hillbilly. Daniels: Newsome scopes Rob Wright up and puts him over his shoulder…oh no…RUNNING BODY SLAM!!!!! Keenan: It’s over baby, NEW CHAMPION! Daniels: Newsome with the cover…. . . . . . ONE . . . . . TWO Masters: KICK UP! Keenan: NEW CHAMPION! . . . . Daniels: Rob Wright gets his shoulder up, and look at the face of Joshua Newsome! Masters: He’s in shock. Keenan: That was a slow count, these damn CZW refs. Daniels: Newsome rips Rob to his feet and sends him into the ropes but Rob hangs on, Newsome charges and Rob Wright ducks and pulls the top rope down… Masters: JOSHUA NEWSOME CRASHES TO THE OUTSIDE!!! Keenan: Get up, get up. Daniels: Rob Wright collects himself and bounces off the far ropes…SUCIDE DIVE BUT NEWSOME MOVES OUT OF THE WAY!!!!! Masters: Rob Wright crashes face first into the guard rail and is busted open. Keenan: The big man smells blood. Masters: He should also see blood the big oaf. Daniels: The Mountain Man lifts Rob Wright up and slams him spine first into the ring post and then back into the ring. Keenan: Say it with me, the new tv champion… Masters: Not so fast Jo Jo has that chair… Daniels: Jo Jo from behind, CRACK IT ACROSS THE BACK OF THE MOUNTAIN MAN!!! Keenan: But look no affect what so ever, he rips it out of Jo Jo’s hands and tosses it back into the ring and grabs Jo Jo and sends him flying into the guard rail. Daniels: Newsome sliding back into the ring… Masters: Rob Wright has that chair… Keenan: He can’t see with all that blood… Daniels: Rob takes a swing but misses Newsome who smiles, Rob looks, throws the chair at Josh who catches it and SPINNING BACK HEAL KICK INTO THE CHAIR AND BACK ON THE FACE OF THE MOUNTAIN MAN!!!!! Keenan: DQ, he used a chair, DQ!!!!! Masters: A chair Newsome tossed into the ring. Keenan: It doesn’t matter… Daniels: Humel is letting it go, and Jo Jo is back into the ring, Rob is telling him to hold the chair over the face of Newsome…he bounces off the ropes…BASEBALL SLIDE DROPKICK TO THE CHAIR!!!!! Masters: NEWSOME IS A BLOODY MESS!!!! Keenan: This is wrong, call for the bell you idiot!!!! Daniels: Rob slams the chair on the chest of The Mountain Man and climbs to the top rope…WRIGHT FLIGHT!!!!! Masters: But can he make the cover… Keenan: NO!!!!! Daniels: Rob drapes a arm over Newsome….. . . . . . ONE . . . . . TWO . . . . . THREE!!!!!!!!! *DING DING DING* Keenan: This is bull shit!!! Masters: This is the CZW you moron. Jessica Towers: The winner of this match and STILL CZW TV CHAMPION ROB WRIGHT!!!!!!!!! Daniels: Rob Wright overcomes a huge size advantage tonight to keep his title. Masters: Tough this is a war, and scoreboard Keenan, CZW 1 Renegades 0!!!!!!!!!!
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-=- FOUR CORNERS OF DEATH MATCH TO SETTLE IT! -=-
***** TOWERS: The next contest, scheduled for one fall, is the "FOUR CORNERS OF DEATH" MATCH!!! "Wanted Man" by Rev Theory hits the soundsystem, and the boos immediately begin to circulate the arena. After a few moments, Tim Timmons steps out onto the stage, a smug grin on his face as the jeers grow even more intense. TOWERS: Introducing first.. from Toronto, Canada.. weighing in at 268lbs.. he is the self-proclaimed "King of Chaos"... TIMMM TIMMONNNNNSSSSS!!! Timmons takes a few moments to talk some smack (and by talk some smack, we mean flat-out abuse) to a few of the closer members of the audience, before making his way down the ramp towards the ring. DANIELS: Well, the "King of Chaos" was in typically aggressive mood in the build up to this match; he really has not taken his defeat to Chadwick all the way back at Horrorcore well! MASTERS: And why should he? Tim Timmons is one of the biggest stars in the history of this company.. this guy comes back after god knows how long, SOMEHOW lands a lucky punch and gets a win over him, and then starts walking around crowing like he's Prince O'Charles or something! DANIELS: Well, I'm not entirely sure how accurate any of that is, but one thing is for sure; if there's Retribution to be had here tonight, it's most certainly gonna be the bloody kind! KEENAN: You ain't kidding! Just take a look at the kind of madness we've got going on at ringside here! DANIELS: It's like the Greenhouse Match took a bad batch of "questionable substances" and discovered the Book of Satan! Four large wooden trays, each occupying a different side of the ringside area, each one filled out or covered with a substance chosen purely for their capacity to inflict pain and punishment on whichever of these contestants is unlucky enough to land upon it! MASTERS: Oh yes! On the first side, you have your standard tangled mess of barbed wire.. KEENAN: ..on the second, what appears to be a mass of brightly-coloured balloons.. DANIELS: ..but, don't be fooled, every single one of those balloons is filled with evil, flesh-piercing thumbtacks! MASTERS: On the third side, a CZW first! Hot coals, complete with a handy bucket of water, should either of the combatants wish to "turn the heat up" a little! DANIELS: And, to top it all off, a link to one of the most iconic inventions in CZW history.. a glass table! It is the glass table that appears to have most captured Timmons' attention, the King of Chaos staring down at it as he steps up onto the apron and into the ring. DANIELS: Timmons' eyes fixed on that table.. memories quite possibly flooding back of the first ever Greenhouse Match, in which he was defeated by the then-X-Champion El Pablo in what still has to be one of the most brutal matches ever witnessed on CZW TV! MASTERS: And it's that which makes Timmons an extremely dangerous opponent in this type of match - he knows more about this environment than almost anyone on the roster. DANIELS: Well, Ian Chadwick isn't exactly a newcomer to the hardcore environment! He fought in the first ever X-Title match at this company's second ever show, and don't forget he also fought in the first ever FOUR-way Greenhouse match back in 2009, a match in which Tim Timmons also participated! Right on cue, Timmons' music fades out, and is replaced momentarily by the Dropkick Murphys' "I'm Shipping Up To Boston". TOWERS: And his opponent.. from South Buffalo, New York.. weighing in at 201lbs.. "IRISH".. IAN.. CHADWICK!!! The jeers immediately turn to wild cheers, as Ian Chadwick steps out onto the stage, bottle in hand. On this occasion, however, the standard Samuel Adams has been replaced by Jameson Irish Whiskey, complete with a shot glass draped over the cap. DANIELS: Looks like Ian's decided to take things up a notch for the Pay-Per-View! MASTERS: Professional to a tee, as always! KEENAN: I'm inclined to agree with Willy-boy here... Speaking as a broadcast journalist, no man who becomes almost as famous for consuming alcohol as he does wrestling will find himself achieving any sort of success in this business! DANIELS: ... Ian stands at the top of the ramp, and removes the shot glass from the top of the bottle. He raises the bottle high above his head, the crowd cheering as he unscrews the cap and pours out a measure. He then places the bottle on the stage, and toasts the various sections of the crowd, as well as a distinctly-UNamused Tim Timmons in the ring, before drinking up. DANIELS: Bottoms up! MASTERS: Not the first time you've said that in a crowded room.. Ian finishes by tossing the shot glass into the crowd, before marching down the ramp and sliding into the ring. He hops to his feet and throws his fists up, drawing another big pop from the crowd as Timmons continues to watch him like a hawk. As the music fades, Ian pats Towers on the shoulder, helping her out of the ring, and then pats the referee's back as well, before taking up his position on the opposite side of the ring to Timmons. DING DING DING! The two circle the ring, and Timmons makes a few early lock-up attempts, only for Chadwick to duck, dive, and catch the King of Chaos with some boxing jabs. Frustrated, Timmons goes for a big haymaker of his own, but Chadwick beats him to the punch - literally - by drilling him in the gut, then following with an uppercut and finally a backdrop. Chadwick keeps on the pressure, hitting a Fisherman's Suplex and then attacking his grounded opponent with a leg drop and a couple of elbow drops. He then drags Timmons to the corner, looking to drive his head into the turnbuckle. Timmons manages to block, but is caught with a big charging clothesline. Chadwick tries to whip Timmons across the ring, only for Timmons to reverse.. but Chadwick reverses THAT, sending Timmons crashing into the turnbuckle at high speed. DANIELS: Good LORD! Timmons flying into the corner like a car into a lamp post, and the impact knocks him right down to the mat! Chadwick goes to the outside, dragging Timmons out with him. He shoves Timmons' injured back against the apron, then sets him up for a suplex onto the barbed wire. Timmons blocks, the two tussling for a moment before Timmons hits a belly-to-belly suplex, dumping Chadwick on the floor. Timmons kicks Chadwick in the chest, and follows up with a few punches. He then grabs a chair, but Chadwick rolls out of the way before he can do any damage, and hits Timmons with a few leg and body blows before driving his head into the ring steps. Chadwick sets for a run-up as Timmons gets to his feet in front of the barbed wire, and charges off the steps.. but Timmons reverses into a spinebuster, slamming Chadwick down into the barbed wire. DANIELS: OH MY GOD! TIMMONS CAUGHT HIM IN MID-AIR, AND BRINGS HIM RIGHT DOWN ON TOP OF THAT BARBED WIRE!!! KEENAN: That ain't no waterbed, let me tell you! With Chadwick writhing in pain, Timmons uses his feet to press down on various parts of the Irishman's anatomy, forcing the barbs deeper into his flesh. He then climbs up onto the apron, and hits a huge elbow drop that grinds Chadwick further still into the tangled mass. DANIELS: BAH GAWD! CHADWICK'S SKIN MUST BE SHREDDED TO BITS!!! KEENAN: This isn't falls count anywhere though.. getting him tangled in barbed wire isn't gonna get him the win! In fact, it's gonna make it even harder to get Chadwick in the ring and go for the pin! After a bit of a struggle, Timmons peels Chadwick away from the barbed wire, and rolls him into the ring. He sets up for a powerbomb, but Chadwick counters with a sunset flip. Timmons rolls through, and kicks Chadwick in the ribs. He then hauls Chadwick to his feet and leans him chest-first against the turnbuckle, enabling him to unleash a flurry of chops on the Irishman's now-bloodied back. Timmons then grabs the chair again, and smashes it against the skull of Chadwick, who falls through the ropes onto the apron, just barely saving himself from falling onto the balloons. DANIELS: Great ring presence and instinct by Ian Chadwick there! Determined to inflict more damage, Timmons hits the ropes, looking to bump Chadwick off the apron. At the last second though, Chadwick pulls the ropes, causing Timmons to fall out of the ring and come crashing down hard onto the balloons, which burst upon impact and leave Timmons' back covered in thumbtacks. DANIELS: OH MY GOD!!! KEENAN: HE IS THE PROVERBIAL HUMAN PIN-CUSHION! MASTERS: NOOOO!!!!! Chadwick hops off the apron, and persuades a female audience member to part with her t-shirt, which he then wraps around his fist. He then grabs one of the un-popped balloons, and - as Timmons leans against the barricade, attempting to remove some of the tacks - pops the balloon against Timmons' head, leaving yet more tacks stuck in the King of Chaos' flesh. DANIELS: JESUS CHRIST!!! MASTERS: Ohhh, I feel sick... Chadwick returns the t-shirt to the audience member, and walks round to the glass table. He dismantles it, and slides it into the ring, then makes his way round to the hot coals. He empties the bucket of water over them, sending steam billowing out over the ring area. He then carries the bucket round to where Timmons is extracting tacks from his bloodied head and torso, and smacks him in the skull with the bucket. Chadwick then leads Timmons over towards the coals, but Timmons surprises him by shoving him into the ring steps. DANIELS: Timmons fighting back! It takes a while for Timmons to recover, but eventually he gets up, and starts choking Chadwick out with his boot. He hauls him to his feet, and whips him into a barricade, following up with a big boot that knocks the Irishman into the crowd. Timmons then mirrors his opponent by obtaining a t-shirt from an audience member - although his tactics are decidedly more forceful - then wraps it around Chadwick's neck and drags him over the barricade. Timmons then leads Chadwick to the coals, and forces him down to his knees, using the shirt to suspend him over the tray. DANIELS: Oh my god.. NO TIM, DON'T DO THIS! MASTERS: DO IT! KEENAN: DO IT! Chadwick struggles desperately to get free, but to no avail, as Timmons raises a foot and curbstomps him right into the coals. DANIELS: OH GOD! OH MY GOD! TIMMONS JUST DROVE A HUMAN TORSO.. CHEST.. FACE.. RIGHT ONTO A PLATE OF GODDAMN HOT COALS!!! KEENAN: HOLY SHIT! Chadwick dives off the coals and thrashes about on the floor, his skin already turning red raw. Timmons puts in a few boots, then picks Chadwick up and tosses him onto the coals again. Chadwick dives into the ring, his skin almost visibly smouldering as he writhes about in agony. Timmons slowly climbs up onto the apron, and ascends the turnbuckle, hitting a Five Star Frog Splash. MASTERS: IT'S OVER!!! Timmons still refuses to go for the pin though, instead getting to his feet and setting up the glass table. DANIELS: Well, it's not over yet.. but Timmons is setting up that table in front of the turnbuckle, the end could very well be near for Ian Chadwick! Timmons grabs Chadwick, and leads him over to the turnbuckle. He props him up, and throws a few forearms before hoisting him up onto the top rope. Timmons climbs up after, and drapes Chadwick over his shoulders. MASTERS: Canadian Driver!!! DANIELS: Timmons setting up! Timmons braces, but as he leans back, he inadvertantly lets Chadwick slip off, the Irishman sackjacking himself on the turnbuckle. KEENAN: Ooh, I'm not sure which landing I'd prefer there! Timmons turns back round.. *CRACK!* *SSSMMMAAASSSHHH!!!* DANIELS: WAIT A SECOND! THE WHISKEY LULLABY! MASTERS: WHAT!?!?!? DANIELS: AND TIMMONS FALLS RIGHT THROUGH THAT GLASS TABLE!!! Timmons lies motionless on the canvas in a sea of glass shards, save for the occasional twitch. Chadwick slowly peels himself off the turnbuckle, and rolls down into the ring, dropping over Timmons for the cover.. ONE! - - - - TWo! - - - - THREE!!! DANIELS: No wait! TIMMONS KICKED OUT! RIGHT AT THE LAST BAH GAWD SECOND!!! Chadwick sits bolt upright, his eyes and mouth wide open in utter shock. After realisation sets in, he leaps to his feet and grabs the chair, then goes and sits in one of the glass-free corners, waiting for Timmons to come round. DANIELS: Chadwick taking the opportunity to have a bit of a breather here. KEENAN: He should be going for blood! MORE blood! Don't let your opponent recover! MASTERS: Yes, let him recover!! Finally, Timmons begins to get up, his body now more-or-less completely covered in blood. He pulls himself up to his feet, and steps out of the corner.. *THWACK!* DANIELS: And Chadwick with the chair, right to the skull! Timmons slumps back against the turnbuckle, as Chadwick dumps the chair down in the middle of the pile of broken glass. He moves Timmons aside, and sits himself up on the top rope, pulling the King of Chaos up behind him. DANIELS: Now Chadwick setting Timmons up! Chadwick tucks Timmons' head under his arm, and uses the ropes to build a bit of momentum before lifting Timmons up.. *CRUNCH!* DANIELS: IRISH CAR BOMB! IRISH CAR BOMB! KEENAN: Right onto the chair.. right onto the broken glass!!! Slowly, Chadwick makes the cover.. ONE! - - - - - TWO! - - - - - THREE!!! DING DING DING! TOWERS: HERE IS YOUR WINNER.. "IRISH".. IAN.. CHADWICK!!! "Shipping Up To Boston" returns to the soundsystem, as Chadwick rolls off Timmons and lies down in the centre of the ring. The referee raises his hand, as medical personel immediately rush down and tend to the two combatants, the crowd getting to their feet in appreciation of their efforts. DANIELS: An unbelievable match on what is already an unbelievable night.. and whatever your opinions on these two gentlemen, you cannot fault their passion and commitment here tonight! KEENAN: I have to say, I can fault many, many things about them.. but you're right, they put on one hell of a show for these fans here tonight!
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-=- CZW INTERCONTINENTAL TITLE MATCH! -=-
***** Daniels: Here we go ladies and gentlemen Simply Ronnie McNeil defends his Intercontinental Title against the Motor City Mexican Krimzon Blaze. This I am sure will be a hell of a wrestling match. Barry: CZW Title matches are always the best title matches in wrestling and this is going to be no exception. Masters: Once again we will see Krimzon Blaze fight so valiantly and lose. Daniels: Never count out Krimzon Blaze. He is a two time X Division Champion and a former Tag Team Champion and a former TV Champion. Ronnie will be sorry if he is over looking the Aerial Specialist. Barry: Let’s go to Jessica for the Introductions. Headstrong by Trapt plays as the fans are on there feet as the Aerial Specialist is on the ramp way he is extremely focused but at the same time loving the embrace from the fans in Japan as he makes his way to the ring giving high fives to a lucky few at ringside. Jessica: The following match is for the Intercontinental Championship! Introducing first, the challenger. He is from Detroit Michigan. He is The Motor City Mexican. KRIMZON BLAZE! Krimzon jumps over the top rope into the ring and jumps on the second rope taunting for the fans as they are cheering. The cheers are so loud you could barely hear Jessica’s Introduction. Then Kanye West’s Power begins to play and the cheers keep coming as Ronnie McNeil is now on the ramp way. He heads directly to the ringside and slides in under the bottom rope as he sits on the top rope in his corner and the fans are still cheering. Jessica: His opponent, he is from Birmingham Alabama and he is the current CZW Intercontinental Champion. Simply RONNIE MCNEIL! Ronnie raises his title belt over his head as the fans cheer. Jessica leaves the ring as the referee grabs the IC title. He shows it to Ronnie who simply smiles. He then goes over and presents it to KB who taps the belt two times then motions it will be around his waist. The Referee then holds it over his head showing the crowd as he hands it to the time keeper and signals for the bell. Daniels: Here we go, Ronnie could be one of, if not, the only person who can keep up with Krimzon Blaze as many consider Ronnie the BEST athlete in CZW. Barry: Krimzon Blaze has overcome every obstacle he’s ever faced and he could be the man with the biggest heart in this whole Sport! Masters: The two men tie up as Ronnie is showing who has the strength advantage here as he backs Krimzon into the corner. The Referee asks for a clean and Ronnie gives him one as Ronnie takes a few steps back and lets Krimzon out of the corner. Good sportsmanship, I’m sure as the match goes on this won’t last. Barry: Ronnie and Krimzon tie up again as Ronnie turns it into a headlock. Krimzon though throws Ronnie off of him as he bounces off the rope. Krimzon seems to be going for a back body drop but Ronnie leap frogs over him. Krimzon gets up as Ronnie spins him around and goes for a right and Krimzon ducks the right. He goes for a leg sweep and Ronnie jumps over the leg. Ronnie bounces off the rope and goes for a close line as Krimzon does a Matrix to get out of the way. Krimzon now goes for a spinning heel kick that Ronnie ducks as both men are standing tall and it is a stale mate. Daniels: The crowd showing there respect for these two men as they are going move for move and counter for counter. The two men tie up again and Ronnie hit’s a knee to the midsection. Ronnie know with a hard right to the back of Krimzon and Krimzon is down on one knee. Ronnie know measures and goes for a huge kick to the side of the head and Krimzon ducks it. Krimzon now quickly back to his feet as he jumps up and takes Ronnie down with a hurricarana and Ronnie is sent out of the ring as he stands there collecting his thoughts and what’s Krimzon thinking. Barry: Krimzon is taking off and he leaps jumps using the top rope as a catapult almost and flies nailing Ronnie with a huge diving cross body onto the floor on the outside of the ring. Krimzon is already back to his feet as Ronnie is down and the Challenger has the advantage early. Masters: Still very early in the match though and Krimzon knows this. I’ll give Krimzon credit. For a Mexican, he’s not that stupid. Daniels: How, nice of you to say Masters. Krimzon now getting Ronnie back to his feet as Ronnie now starts charging and Krimzon is holding on as Ronnie spears Krimzon right into the security barricade. Krimzon lets out a yell as his lower back is crushed between Ronnie and that barricade as Ronnie lifts Krimzon up and rolls him into the ring. Ronnie now with a cover 1.…no Krimzon with the shoulder up. Masters: Here we go, Ronnie is going to completely decimate that lower back until Krimzon can’t even walk. Barry: How quickly the tide has turned as Ronnie gets Krimzon back to his feet and hits him with a Back breaker. Ronnie keeps Krimzon over his knee and is now pushing down on the chin of Krimzon as his Ronnie is just arching the back of KB and is really going to work on his lower back. Ronnie finally lets the hold up and Krimzon is on the matt rolling around as Krimzon is holding that lower back of his. Daniels: Ronnie know stomping away at the back of Krimzon as Ronnie takes a few steps back and he is going for something. Krimzon is slowly getting back to his feet as Ronnie is running and KB takes him down with a drop toe hold. Krimzon now is dragging Ronnie by the arm so that his neck is on the bottom rope. Krimzon now has a Crossface Submission move locked in but he is using the bottom rope to choke Ronnie. Masters: This move isn’t something you’d normally see form Krimzon. Daniels: What makes you say that? Masters: It’s blatant cheating. He’s freaking using the bottom rope as a part of the finisher. Krimzon breaks the hold at two but still it’s illegal. Barry: Illegal but effective as Ronnie is now out and Krimzon has a few minutes to get some health back as Ronnie is still down. Krimzon, is back on his feet as Ronnie is still down. Krimzon is now on the outside of the ropes as he vaults over and hit’s a flipping senton onto Ronnie. Krimzon with a cover 1.…. No Ronnie gets the shoulder up! Daniels: Krimzon is now on the upper hand as he is stomping away at Ronnie. He grabs Ronnie by the head and gets him back to his feet. Krimzon has Ronnie on his shoulders! He could be going for the Kode of Silence! Barry: Ronnie isn’t out of it yet. He is flailing wildly and nails Krimzon with an elbow. Krimzon drops Ronnie who lands on his feet. He grabs Krimzon and lifts him up for a Spinebuster but Krimzon starts punching away at Ronnie until Ronnie drops him now. Krimzon lands on his feet as he runs the opposite away and bounces off the ropes. He runs back and Ronnie catches him and throws him with a beautiful overhead belly to belly suplex as Krimzon hit’s the ropes and falls right on the back of his head. Masters: Ronnie threw Krimzon like he was a damn football that was awesome. Krimzon has rolled to the outside of the ring but is still laid out on the outside here. Ronnie does a quick nip up and he taunts as some fans cheer and he makes his way to the outside of the ring. He is standing over Krimzon Blaze as he grabs Krimzon and he gets Krimzon back to his feet. Ronnie now whips Krimzon and Krimzon crashes back first into the security barricade yet again. Daniels: Ronnie didn’t forget about what he did earlier as Krimzon is using the Barricade to keep him on his feet. Ronnie now walks over and pulls Krimzon away from the barricade and throws him into the ring. Ronnie now with a cover 1.…2...nope Krimzon kicks out. Ronnie now stomping away going to work on the lower back of Krimzon as he drags Krimzon to the middle of the ring and locks in a Texas Cloverleaf! Barry: This could be it! Krimzon is in pain he is trying to make it to the ropes. He pushes himself up and is crawling towards the ropes. The fans are cheering him on. Krimzon is getting closer he’s almost there and… Masters: Ronnie walks and drags Krimzon back to the middle of the ring with the Cloverleaf still in tact and the fans still screaming for Krimzon but Krimzon is down. He is out. He is lifeless and the referee goes and he is raising Krimzon’s arm and it hit’s the mat. He raises it again and once again it hits the mat. This could be all she wrote for KB! Krimzon’s hand is raised… Daniels: He keeps it up! Krimzon still fighting giving all he has as he is doing another push up and he pushes and Ronnie breaks the hold and the momentum sends Ronnie out of the ring. Krimzon is still down and this is precious time for Krimzon. Time he can use to regroup. Krimzon crawls to the corner and uses it to help him up a bit as he is sitting in the corner now regrouping. Ronnie is up and he appears to be favouring his shoulder. He could have fallen on it and he is getting back in the ring. Barry: Ronnie rolls into the ring and Krimzon is getting back to his feet using the ropes to help him up. Ronnie is standing and Krimzon is also back on his feet. Ronnie and Krimzon meet in the middle of the ring and Ronnie throws a big right that connects. Krimzon stumbles back a bit and counters with a spinning heel kick that Ronnie ducks. Krimzon’s back is now to Ronnie as Ronnie is back to a vertical base after the duck and Krimzon hits Ronnie with the Pele kick! Masters: Krimzon going into his bag of tricks as the match is at a stalemate again and both men are down. The referee starts counting as both men start to stir. Krimzon is now up to his feet as the referee hit’s the count of seven and Ronnie is also to his feet. Ronnie grabs KB and throws him into the ropes. Krimzon jumps and springboards off the middle rope. He does a Moonsault and Ronnie appears to catch him but KB goes through and Krimzon lands on his feet. He has Ronnie and hits him with a Reverse DDT! Daniels: What a move by KB! KB is getting pumped the crowd is getting behind him and he drags Ronnie to the closest turnbuckle. The adrenaline is kicking in but Krimzon still showing the effects of his back as he is gingerly climbing to the top rope. Krimzon now perched on the top rope as he stands and looks around. The Japanese people are standing on there feet as Krimzon takes flight…. Barry: OH MY GAWD! MASTERS: KRIMZON BLAZE JUST HIT A SHOOTING STAT LEG DROP! Daniels: The fans are chanting KB! Krimzon hits it but he’s still down, that took a lot out of Krimzon as well as Krimzon is slowly crawling over. He is getting close. Krimzon drapes an arm over Ronnie and the referee counts. 1.….2.….3! Barry: NO! Masters: Ronnie’s foot is on the bottom rope and the referee seen it. Krimzon moves his arm and sits up and looks at the referee. He asks if it was a three count but the referee says no it was a two count and Krimzon can’t believe it this match is going to continue! Barry: Krimzon is in shock but he trying again. He is on his feet and he is going back to the top rope. Krimzon is taking even longer this time to try to get to the top rope as he is getting thee he is there. Krimzon is perched again as Ronnie is on one knee and he pushes the top rope as Krimzon falls on the tope rope. Masters: Here we go Ronnie is now on the second rope and he seems to be going for the Muscle Buster he calls the Flashing Lights but Krimzon is fighting out and hits Ronnie with rights until Ronnie breaks the hold as he jumps back but land son his feet. Ronnie now charges as Krimzon is back on the top rope and Ronnie quick as a cat is on the second rope. He grabs Krimzon Blaze… Daniels: RONNIE HITS KRIMZON WITH A BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX OFF THE TOP ROPE! Barry: And, Krimzon Blaze is dead! Krimzon Blaze Rest in peace! Masters: That was awesome! Daniels: The fans are now letting Ronnie hear it as a huge Ronnie chant breaks out but Ronnie is trying to get over and is taking his time. He crawls he gets over and he hooks the leg!1.……2.……..3! Barry: NO GOD DAMN IT! IT’S NOT OVER! Masters: Krimzon Blaze gets the shoulder up! Daniels: Ronnie thinks he’s won it and the referee informs him he ha snot as Ronnie hit’s the mat in frustration. As Krimzon is stirring and Ronnie is getting angry. Ronnie turns his full attention to KB now and KB is on his feet. Ronnie goes for the cutter he calls Flawless but Krimzon pushes him off. Ronnie turns and Krimzon tries to lift Ronnie up but can’t do it because of his back. Ronnie takes a few steps back as KB is grabbing his back and Ronnie hits him with a European uppercut. Ronnie is going for an STO and Krimzon Blaze is fighting out of it with a few elboes and Ronnie breaks it off. Krimzon now attempts the Kode of Silence again…. HE HITS IT! Barry: No idea how he it that! He is down too but that took a lot of Krimzon. No idea how he lifted Ronnie up for the Kode of Slience and he is going for the cover. Hooks the leg 1.……..2.…….. Daniels: RONNIE KICKS OUT! RONNIE KICKS OUT! Masters: Ronnie gets the shoulder up and Krimzon Blaze is in absolute shock! Krimzon is wondering what he as to do to put Ronnie away! Krimzon is on his feet after his discussion with the Referee and Ronnie is still down. Krimzon goes over and goes for the Holy Shot! Daniels: Ronnie moves! Krimzon misses and Ronnie is now on his feet. Krimzon quickly recovers from the Holy Shot miss and he gets up and turns right into an STO from Ronnie and Ronnie hooks in the Anaconda Vice! The Long Kiss Goodnight! Krimzon is trying to fight it but he is in the middle of the ring. He is doing all he can but…. Barry: KRIMZON BLAZE TAPS OUT! Masters: RONNIE MCNEIL RETAINS! Power by Kanye West starts to play as the fans in attendance are on there feet applauding the efforts of both men as Ronnie is on his knees as he raises his hands in the air and the referee hands him the Intercontinental Title! Jessica: Here is your winner, an STILL! CZW INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPION! RONNIE MCNEIL! Ronnie is now on his feet as he is on the second rope with his IC title around his waist and the fans in Japan are still cheering as Krimzon Blaze is sitting in the middle of the ring having some so close again but missed out. Daniels: A hell of a match! A hell of an effort from one Krimzon Blaze! However, Ronnie McNeil shows everyone that this comeback tour of his could be his best yet as he is still the CZW Intercontinental Champion! Barry: I thought Krimzon had it after that Shooting Star Leg Drop but Ronnie being as Savvy as always managed to fight through it all and he is our IC Champion. Masters: Krimzon blew it again! However that was a great showing by both men! ***** The camera cuts backstage following the match, the crowd still stone silent out of shock over what they’ve just witnessed. The camera’s fixed just inside the doors of Derek Damage’s office; the Chairman can be heard talking to his trusted cohorts, albeit in a hushed voice. Damage: Alright, it’s been a pretty good night so far, guys, but we HAVE to make sure we win that match against the... Ugh... Renegades tonight, and we have to do it by... Damage’s eyes narrow as he stares down his associates. Damage: Any... means... necessary. A low murmur rumbles through the room; there’s noticeable tension in the air. Finally, The Jackal swallows nervously before speaking up. The Jackal: Sir, if you don’t mind me asking... Why did you choose Ace King to be the Special Guest Referee for that match? Initially, Damage looks a bit annoyed with The Jackal for asking such a question. However, after a few seconds, the annoyance turns into a twisted smirk. Damage: You just... don’t get it, do you? When this match was first announced, I knew I needed to have somebody who gets it as a referee. You know, somebody who understands the Combat Zone. So, I figured who better than one of the men who arguably put the place on the map? The Jackal: But Sir, I- Damage: HOLD YOUR TONGUE! Now, as I was saying, as a veteran of the Combat Zone, Ace is somebody who understands the Combat Zone setting very well; God knows he’s useless otherwise. The Jackal: You mean... Damage: I don’t have any use for him otherwise. I want younger talent here, and let’s be honest, somebody like him... He just doesn’t fit into my future plans. So, we’ll give him one last hurrah and move on, yes? Damage begins laughing in his office, with The Jackal nervously joining in as we cut to a brief commercial/public service announcement.
*****
-=- CZW GLOBAL TAG TEAM TITLES MATCH! -=-
***** In a match that was simultaneously violent, funny, and entertaining, the Spectacle was able to regain the CZW Global Tag-Team championships when Johnny Kerosene blasted Krew with his own weedwhacker and Brian Blaze rolled him up for the pinfall. The new champs celebrated in style by crowd-surving through the audience.
*****
-=- EPIC THREE WAY DANCE! -=-
***** TOWERS: "This next match is scheduled for one fall and is a three way dance!" The crowd pops DANIELS: "This will be good." TOWERS: "Introducing first..." "Personal Jesus" by Lollipop Lust Kill plays over the PA TOWERS: "Being led to the ring by Jonathan Shaw... hailing from Dallas, North Carolina... The Reaper... BRIAN KIRKLAND!" Most of the crowd boos as Bk walks out with Shaw behind him. He looks disapprovingly out into the crowd as he raises his arms. He is wearing a plain black shirt and dark green tights. Shaw is wearing all black. They make their way to the ring. TOWERS: "His first opponent..." "Feeding Off Your Weakness" by xAFBx ft. xREIGNOFTERRORx plays over the PA to large boos TOWERS: "Hailing from Las Vegas, Nevada by way of Niagara Falls, Ontario, Canada ... The Straight Edge Curse... RYAN SHANE!" Shane comes out, shirtless, with army pants and boots, and a black hat on. He also wears sunglasses. He smirks to the crowd as they boo, and then he continues his way down to the ring... avoiding Kirkland and Shaw. TOWERS: "And their opponent..." "Welt" by AM Conspiracy plays to a mixture of cheers and boos TOWERS: "Hailing from Buckeye, Arizona... The Phoenix... MIKE KING!" King walks out, to a somewhat surprised look at the reaction from the crowd. He almost looks like a pirate, with black eyeliner and a red bandana wrapped around his forehead. He is shirtless and wearing black tights. He ignores the crowd and looks at the ring, where Shane had just blindsided BK from behind. MK runs down to the ring and slides in. WM: "Here we go!" Shaw has grabbed Shane and thrown him off of BK, but the ref quickly sends Shaw to the back. MK slides in and immediately goes after Shane, nailing a barrage of kicks and punches. BK checks his lip before getting back up, and he and MK begin double teaming Shane. They pick him up and throw him to the ropes... double clothesline. Without looking at each other, they pick him back up... double vertical suplex. They then look at each other, shrug, and begin punching each other... with BK eventually getting the upper hand. BK kicks MK in the gut... throws him to the ropes... and nails him with a surprise Spinebuster! BK goes for the cover! ONE . . . . . . . TWO . . . . . . . KICK OUT KEENAN: "Not quite yet." BK picks MK back up and whips him into a corner. He runs in for a splash, but MK gets a boot up and it collides with BK's face. MK takes a moment to gather himself before kicking BK hard in the back, and grabbing his head. He picks him up.. Small Package Driver, the King Krash! ONE . . . . . . . TWO . . . . . . . SHANE BREAKS IT UP Shane picks MK up and nails him with a series of punches to the gut. He lifts him up in a fireman's carry... THE GALLOWS! Shane has MK laid out, but instead of going for the pin, he turns his attention back to BK. He picks Kirkland back up, and begins slapping him in the face. He throws him to the ropes... BK ducks the clothesline! On the rebound... BK with a flying forearm, sending Shane crashing back so far he stumbles out of the ring on his back! BK falls back to his knees, and momentarily all three men are down. WM: "Intense action, as we assumed it would be from these former friends." JD: "Indeed, It's bizarre to think that only a few months ago, they were one of the strongest alliances CZW has ever seen." BARRY: "Until the Renegades showed up!" BK finds the strength to get back up, being the first one to do so. He measures Shane as he begins getting up... BK grabs the ropes, and slingshots over, nailing Shane with a plancha on the ground! The crowd chants "CZW" repeatedly. King starts to try to pull himself up with the ropes, still out of it from Ryan's surprise Gallows move. Kirkland and Shane slowly begin getting up, punching and kicking at each other while doing so. Kirkland takes control, but wait! Mike King just jumped onto both of them with a springboard Asai moonsault! The crowd goes crazy! JD: "Listen to these loyal Japanese fans!" BARRY: "They sure do love their wrestling! And raw fish!" All three men are laid out on the outside, as the place is ecstatic. King is slowly the first to get up, grabbing Kirkland by the hair and tossing him back in the ring. He then picks up Shane and -- * SLAM! * Throws him hard into the nearest guardrail! The fans quickly move back as the guardrail skidded a few feet. MK picks Shane back up, and chops him hard across the chest. He grabs him by the hair and tosses back in the ring, following suit. All three men in the ring now, and MK picks BK up... grabs him... FALCON AEROSMITH! THE COVER! ONE . . . . . . . TWO . . . . . . . KICK OUT BARRY: "Ohhh, too close!" MK pounds the mat in frustration, as he turns his sights back on Shane. A kick to the gut, followed by an irish whip to the furtherest corner. MK, with a head of steam... * THUD * Shane moves at the last second, and MK goes shoulder first into the ring post! He screams out in pain, and Shane takes a moment to gather himself. He grabs up BK... but BK rolls him up in a small package! ONE . . . . . . . TWO . . . . . . . SHANE ROLLS IT OVER ONE . . . . . . . TWO . . . . . . . KICK OUT Both taking a moment to get up, BK and Shane lock horns. BK with a knee to the gut, followed by a stiff uppercut. He kicks him in the gut... SIDE EFFECT! BK GOES FOR THE PIN! ONE . . . . . . . TWO . . . . . . . MK BREAKS IT UP WM: "Thought that was it!" BARRY: "It should have been!" MK picks up BK, and delivers a stiff punch to the jaw. He then winces quite a bit, with his shoulder being obviously hurt. He manages to pick up BK... CRUE BAR DDT! MK goes for the pin, but before he can... * THUD * JD: "PUNT KICK TO THE HEAD! SHANE PICKS UP KIRKLAND..." MURDER SCENE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! * THUD * ONE . . . . . . . TWO . . . . . . . THREE!!! WM: "RYAN SHANE WINS! RYAN SHANE WINS!" BARRY: "Phooey!"
*****
~~ MAIN EVENT ~~
-RENEGADES-
vs.
-CZW-
***** Towers: “Ladies and gentlemen, it is now time for the MAIN EVENT of the evening…a ten-man elimination tag-team match-up! Introducing first, tonight’s special guest referee…” “Ace of Spades” plays and the fans in attendance cheer loudly for the returning Ace King. Ace moves out onto the ramp in a pair of dark pants and a CZW referee shirt, soaking in the applause from the crowd. He takes his time to the ring, tagging fans’ hands along the way, and it is clearly a genuinely emotional moment for him to be walking down the aisle towards a CZW ring once more. Towers: “He is “the Gambler,” ACE…KING!!” Ace moves up the steps and into the ring, posing on the turnbuckle, thanking the fans for their welcome with a smile. The music dies down and Ace moves to a neutral corner to await the introduction of the competitors. Towers: “And now…introducing the first team, representing the RENEGADES…” “Streetcleaner” blares throughout the arena as the Renegades take the stage to a mostly negative reaction. Alan Fiscus stands center-stage with his brother Sam Attic and Justin Marsham to his left, Jesse Montana and Godzilla Sawyer to his right. Each man wears their ring gear and sleeveless black t-shirts as they head to the ring, their anticipation palpable. Towers: “…the team of Godzilla Sawyer, ‘Psycho’ Sam Attic, ‘the Epitome of Technical Finesse,’ Justin Marsham, ‘the Sensation,’ Jesse Montana and ‘the Sadistic Solution,’ Alan…Fiscus!!” The negative reception continues as the renegades all enter the ring, with Alan heading to the middle of the ring as each of the other four step up onto the second buckle of a different corner. Fiscus glares up at the VIP box where Derek Damage and Theresa Baines sit, staring daggers at the owner who only grins back smugly. Finally, the music stops and the only sound heard for a long, lingering moment is the roar of anticipation from the crowd. The fans erupt into cheers as “Slip Slide Melting” cranks out through the arena. Team CZW emerges onto the ramp, with Eddie Rowan in the center, his belt over his shoulder. Flanking him are El Pablo and Mortius and Collum and Buzzsaw on the far sides of the stage, and all five men are sporting a baggy CZW hoodie in addition to their traditional ring gear. Towers: “And their opponents…representing CZW, the team of ‘the Human Highlight Reel,’ Eric Collum, ‘the Hardcore Icon,’ Buzzsaw, ‘the Shadow,’ Mortius, ‘the Five Star Superstar,’ El Pablo, and ‘the Clown, the Killer, the Saint,’ Eddie…Rowan!!” On the stage, all five members of team CZW form a rough circle, putting their fists together for one big fist-bump. They then nod to one another and dart towards the ring at a full-on sprint! The Renegades with the in-ring advantage move to cut them off, and we have a ten-man brawl right off the bat! Daniels: “WAR HAS BEGUN!! Buzzsaw and Sam Attic are going at it right here in front of us after tumbling out of the ring between the ropes! Mortius on the far side of the ring with a lariat takes Jesse Montana to the floor as well! Fiscus has control of Rowan, stomping him into the corner!” Masters: “El Pablo runs at Sawyer but is powerslammed to the mat! Sawyer now raining down giant right-hands to the face! Collum and Marsham are dead-center in the ring, trading punches!” Keenan: “Naturally the CZW roster went for the cheap advantage by jumping the Renegades!” Daniels: “Have you been watching the same show we have for the past several weeks or what?” Collum begins to gain the upper hand over Marsham, but Alan hits him from behind. Marsham and Fiscus both wail on Collum a bit before hooking him up for a double-suplex, changing the maneuver at the last moment and falling face-first! Keenan: “BEAUTIFUL move by the Renegades there. Collum might as well have not shown up at all!” Sawyer takes EP and tosses him to the outside. Ace gets in Alan’s face and tells him to leave the ring, which he does after giving Ace a hard shove. The combatants finally filter to their respective corners as Marsham locks Collum in a Dragon sleeper in the middle of the ring, wrenching back on the hold. Daniels: “Collum in a bit of a predicament now, but he’s still struggling against it. Collum fights back to his feet…BACKFLIPS! Modified slam there by Collum as he comes crashing down onto Marsham! Both men back to their feet and Collum hits the far side…FLYING ELBOW! Marsham is down and Collum gets right back to his feet, hitting the near side now! ASAI MOONSAULT!! He hits the ropes one more time and-DAMN HIM!! SAM ATTIC with a knee to the back as Collum hit the ropes! Marsham staggers to his feet…ENZIGUIRI!! Collum is down! Marsham tags Sawyer!” Zilla enters the match, dragging Collum back to his feet by his hair. He does a little trash talking before nailing a big headbutt, knocking Eric back to the mat. Sawyer bounds off the ropes and hits a falling headbutt, making a cover immediately afterwards. Ace hits the mat and makes a fair and even count. 1! - - - - - 2!! - - - - - -KICK OUT!! Daniels: “Collum able to kick out and avoid being eliminated right there.” Keenan: “He’s succeeded in delaying the inevitable, that’s all.” Masters: “The only inevitability in this situation is that team CZW sends your Renegades packing for good!” Keenan: “Even your boss’ goon-ref can’t help your band of losers in this one!” Sawyer pulls Collum back up to his feet, whipping him into a neutral corner. Godzilla charges in, but Collum gets the boots up! Sawyer runs face-first into Eric’s feet and staggers backwards from the impact. Collum quickly turns and executes a split-legged moonsault, taking Sawyer off his feet! The fans cheer Eric on, willing him to make the tag, and he does! Daniels: “Buzzsaw in now, and he’s on fire! Buzz with a Thez press onto Sawyer just as he stands up, now raining down lefts and rights to Sawyer’s face! He notices Attic entering the ring and moves away from Sawyer, spearing him to the mat!! Buzz turns back to Sawyer…INSIDE CRADLE!!” 1! - - - - - 2!! - - - - - -KICK OUT!! Daniels: “CLOSE CALL!” Keenan: “SLOW COUNT!!” Buzz kicks out of the cradle and both men get back to their feet. Buzz goes for a haymaker, but Sawyer blocks it, hitting a close-proximity headbutt! Side headlock by Sawyer as he drags Buzz back to the Renegades’ corner where Jesse Montana tags himself in, hopping into the ring and punching Buzz right into the ribs as Sawyer restrains him. Ace ushers Sawyer out as Montana takes control, setting Buzz up for a vertical suplex! He rolls the move over and hits another suplex, rolling back to his feet and hitting a fisherman’s suplex, bridging for the pin! Daniels: “Fisherman’s Amigo!!” 1! - - - - - 2!! - - - - - -KICK OUT!! Keenan: “Ace King is a no-good dirty cheater! That was CLEARLY a three count!” Daniels: “I think Buzz is more resilient than you give him credit for!” Keenan: “I am a broadcast journalist and if there’s one thing I can tell, it’s when someone is cheating and Ace King is CLEARLY cheating!” Masters: “That’ll hold up in court.” Buzz tries to get to the CZW corner, but Jesse grabs his ankle, dragging him back. Suddenly, Buzzsaw connects with an enziguiri! He then makes the tag into Mortius! Daniels: “Mortius makes the tag but the Renegades all rush in, bringing in team CZW to the rescue!!” Ace is completely unable to keep the peace as all ten men once again erupt into a huge brawl. Mortius locks Jesse into a headlock and unleashes a flurry of hard strikes with his knee. Sam Attic has swooped down onto Buzzsaw into a naked choke, gnashing his teeth as he tries to strangle ‘the Hardcore Icon.’ Sawyer and Eddie exchange strikes with Zilla throwing big punches and Eddie retaliating with lightning-fast kicks. Fiscus boots Collum in the gut, lifting him up for a powerbomb to the outside once again! This time, however, Collum grabs the rope and executes a hurricanrana that sends both men out to the floor! Pablo rushes Marsham and takes a kick to the gut. As ‘the Epitome of Technical Finesse’ attempts to take El Pablo out with one of his patented DDTs, Pablo drives forward, smashing Marsham back-first into the turnbuckle. Quickly, EP follows up with a superkick that knocks Marsham out between the ropes! Daniels: “It’s chaos in there, but CZW is cleaning house! Pablo joins Rowan and the two of them work in tandem with a combination of kicks on Godzilla Sawyer! Rowan with a spinning back kick to the gut! EP with a straight-kick to the head! SIMULTANEOUS SUPERKICK FROM EP AND ENZIGUIRI FROM ROWAN!!” Masters: “Attic now going after Mortius, saving Jesse Montana who was being pinned in the corner with knee-strikes from Mortius!” Having kicked Buzzsaw out of the ring, Attic charges at Mortius, punching away at him before hooking him up for a tornado DDT! As he swings, however, Mortius braces himself and stops in mid-move. A look of panic crosses Sam’s face for an instant and Mortius suddenly lifts Sam overhead in a military press, then drops to a kneeling position, letting Sam fall gut-first across his bent knee! Sam rolls to the outside and Eddie and EP toss out Sawyer as well. Eddie follows him out, leaving EP, Jesse and Mortius in the ring. EP points at Mortius who nods. Jesse staggers to his feet, looking somewhat disoriented. Pablo rushes him and leaps! Daniels: “Monkey flip from El Pablo-“ Masters: “INTO A MORTIUS POWERBOMB!! PIN!!” 1! - - - - - 2!! - - - - - -3!! *DING!* Towers: “Ladies and gentlemen, Jesse Montana has been ELIMINATED!” Keenan: “This is CRAP! Ace should not have let them gang up on Jesse like that!” Daniels: “It was the Renegades who stormed the ring first, remember that!” Marsham enters the ring, chop-blocking Mortius from behind, catching him off-guard! Marsham continues his assault on the leg, stomping away at it on the ground, then dragging Mortius by the limb over to his corner. He braces Mort’s leg on the bottom rope and springs up, dropping all of his weight down over it! Keenan: “Cripple the shadowy charlatan!” Masters: “Charlatan? Really?” Marsham turns and moves towards the CZW corner, trash-talking his opponents, causing Buzz and Collum to try and enter the ring. Ace moves to intercept, restraining the illegal men, not allowing them in despite their protests. In the mean time, Alan and Sam have dragged Mortius’ legs on either side of the ring-post. Sam grabs Mort’s wounded leg and WHIPS it around the ringpost, causing Mort to roar out in pain! Masters: “TURN AROUND, ACE! COME ON!!” Daniels: “Sam could’ve just broken Mortius’ leg with that shot, and now Marsham has slid outside. I think I know what’s happening here!! He grabs Mortius’ legs…not this!! FIGURE FOUR AROUND THE RING POST!! Mortius’ team-mates have seen enough and they rush the Renegades’ corner on the outside! Pablo is there first, but Sam Attic dropkicks him from the apron!! Alan who was hiding behind the side of the ring surprises Eddie with a clothesline, sending the champion head-over-heels!! Sawyer and Buzzsaw are trading blows now as Collum breaks the figure four hold on Mortius!” Masters: “At least the hold is broken!” Keenan: “Just like Mortius’ gimply leg, that is!” Collum slams Marsham’s head into the ring apron and then throws him back into the ring, heading back to his corner. Sam and Pablo continue to brawl right beside the commentary table, but Sam hits a low-blow! With Pablo momentarily incapacitated, Sam moves to the corner. Alan and Sawyer move back to their corner as well having momentarily neutralized their opponents. Keenan: “Well, by my count CZW only has one and a half guys in this match at the moment!” Daniels: “Mortius goes for the tag, and…he makes it!! Marsham tried to stop him, but Mortius’ reach was too much! Collum is a house of fire!!” Eric springs in with a springboard dropkick, taking Marsham off his feet! As he stands, he ducks a clothesline attempt from Alan, grabbing Fiscus’ arm and neck and dropping down with a neckbreaker! Sawyer moves in, but Eric connects with a superkick! Sam spins Eric around, going for the Terror Ride, but Eric slips off his back, taking Sam down with a Russian leg-sweep! Collum redirects his attention to Marsham, pulling him to his feet and whipping him into the far side. Daniels: “HUGE back body-drop!! Eric Collum with the hot tag has cleaned some house, sending the Renegades cowering back to their corner! There’s a running leg-drop! And a pin!!” 1! - - - - - 2!! - - - - - -KICK OUT!! Keenan: “Marsham’s already proven he’s better than Collum! There’s no way that he’s going to let ‘the Human Highlights Magazine’ beat him!” Eric whips Marsham to the ropes once more and runs to the other side, jumping up and flying back with a springboard back-elbow! Daniels: “There was a blind tag there and I don’t think Collum knows about it! Sam Attic is the legal man now!” Eric pulls Marsham to his feet, but Sam quickly grabs him from behind, hitting him with his DR. TEETH facecrusher!! Quickly, Justin and Sam grab Eric, lifting him up and hitting a double-team sheer-drop brainbuster!! Daniels: “OH MY GOD!! What a vile maneuver!! Attic makes the cover!!” 1! - - - - - 2!! - - - - - -3!! *DING!* Towers: “Ladies and gentlemen, Eric Collum has been eliminated!!” Just a moment too late for the save, Eddie Rowan runs in, booting Sam in the gut and grabbing him in a front facelock. He leaps up and executes a jumping tornado DDT even as the other Renegades rush in! Daniels: “Eddie kicking off Fiscus as he charges in!! Same with Sawyer AND Marsham!!” *THWONK!!* Daniels: “Attic SPIKED on top of his head!! There’s the cover from the champ after that spectacular maneuver!” 1! - - - - - 2!! - - - - - -KICK OUT!! Daniels: “NOT QUITE!!” Masters: “He took your whole team out with ONE MOVE, Keenan! What do you have to say about that?” Keenan: “To quote a pompous jackass: Shenanigans!” Masters: “That’s what I-HEY!!” Eddie moves to pull Sam back to his feet, but Attic grabs Eddie by the waist and falls back, sling-shotting Eddie face-first into the second turnbuckle!! Keenan: “Great counter there and Sam rolls to his corner, tagging in Sawyer! TIME TO TO GO WORK, GENTS!!” Sawyer grabs Eddie in a rear waistlock and then lifts him up, hitting the atomic drop slam! Zilla pulls Eddie back up and whips him into the ropes, connecting with a ring-shaking POWERSLAM, hooking the leg for the pin! 1! - - - - - 2!! - - - - - -KICK OUT!! Daniels: “Kick out by the current World Champion! Sawyer now has a nerve hold on Eddie, and Ace checks in to see if Eddie wants to quit! Ace King has thus-far called everything right down the middle, and we’re at an even four-on-four. “ Eddie struggles against the hold before fighting back to his feet, suddenly dropping down out of the hold and catching Sawyer with a drop toe hold! Eddie tries to make a break for his corner, but Sawyer grabs his foot, dragging him back! Godzilla throws Eddie into the Renegade corner and Fiscus and Sam hold him. Daniels: “Sawyer’s doing something…reaching into his wristband…OH!! FIREBALL!! SAWYER WITH THE FIREBALL!!” Masters: “But Eddie got out of the way!! FISCUS GOT BURNED!!” Keenan: “STOP THE MATCH!! DQ!! DQ!!” Fiscus falls off the apron and Sam jumps down to attend to him. Eddie takes advantage of the distraction and dropkicks Marsham off the apron to the floor, landing right atop Sam!! As Eddie stands, Sawyer attempts a clothesline, which Eddie ducks, countering with a reverse STO!! Daniels: “Fast break here for CZW! Rowan makes the tag to El Pablo who begins heading to the top rope! Eddie grabs Sawyer, twisting him up for a neckbreaker…what’s going on!?” Masters: “FLY, SQUIRREL!! FLY!!” El Pablo leaps off the top rope, crashing onto Sawyer with the Pablo Splash while Eddie simultaneously executes a neckbreaker!! The fans in attendance go absolutely crazy as Pablo makes the pin!” 1! - - - - - 2!! - - - - - -BUZZSAW SPEARS MARSHAM WHO WAS ABOUT TO BREAK THE COUNT!! 3!! *DING!* Towers: “Ladies and gentlemen, Godzilla Sawyer has been eliminated!” Daniels: “CZW is up 2-1 as Sawyer is…is…” Masters: “…what the…” Even the athletes in the ring are caught off guard as an older man in an expensive looking suit flanked by a score of security guards.
Daniels: “What’s going on here?” Masters: “No idea.” Keenan: “I-…that’s…” The man stops just short of ringside, and the entire arena has essentially fallen silent. From the VIP box, Theresa Baines stands speechless and Derek Damage looks deadly serious for a moment, turning and leaving the box altogether. Victor Kennedy, owner and chairman of the WCWF, CZW’s biggest competitor, has crashed a live CZW pay-per-view… VK: “Hello, everyone. I’m sure most of you know who I am. But for those of you who don’t, let me inform you that my name is Victor Mason Kennedy. For the past 3 years, CZW has been my biggest ‘competition’ in the wrestling business. You see, I own the World Championship Wrestling Federation, arguably the most successful wrestling company in the entire world. It’s certainly a lucrative business for me…because of it I’m a very, very wealthy man. And it’s because I am a very, very wealthy man that the WCWF is now no longer the only wrestling company I own.” The words linger in the air for a long moment and slow realization starts to settle amongst the athletes and commentators. Daniels murmurs to himself in disbelief. Masters and Keenan are rendered completely silent at the shocking news. Back in the VIP box, Theresa Baines has broken down, tears running down her cheeks despite her best efforts to keep them at bay. In the ring is a sight seldom seen by people outside of the CZW locker-room. The members from both teams, CZW and ‘Renegade’ as well as Ace King have congregated and are talking amongst themselves. Something is very wrong. Wrestlers never act like this in front of a live crowd unless someone is seriously injured. This is most certainly NOT part of the show. VK: “Ladies and gentlemen, for those of you who don’t know, Derek Damage hasn’t been the legitimate ‘owner’ of CZW for quite some time. The shareholders board has been the governing body since CZW’s resurgence last year after bouncing back from the brink of financial ruin. It’s truly an inspiring story, really. A Cinderella tale, you could say. The athletes themselves even pitched in backstage to help get the machine running again. Unfortunately, those ‘shareholders’ who held the ‘deed to the land’ as it were, didn’t share your attachments. Effective…” Kennedy glances at his watch. VK: “…right NOW, CZW is now my property. And you’ll all be thrilled to hear that I plan on completely and IMMEDIATELY…dissolving it.” Daniels: “THAT SON OF A BITCH!!” Keenan: “He can’t do this, can he!?” The unmistakable sound of headsets being dropped is heard as all three commentators leave the booth. In the ring, Mortius, Eddie and Alan talk to one another as if they were best friends, trying to process this incident. Pablo has removed his mask, shaking his head in disbelief. Buzzsaw, Sam, Sawyer and Marsham stand close, discussing the situation amongst themselves like team-mates as opposed to enemies. DD: “You hold on there, you piece of shit!” Somewhat surprisingly, Derek Damage receives a great ovation from the crowd as he arrives on the floor to confront Kennedy. DD makes his way through a corridor on the ground floor in the crowd, climbing over the guard rail and trudging right up to Kennedy in front of the ring. DD: “I don’t know WHO the hell you think you are, but you have NO right to come in here like this and interrupt a show that all of these people PAID to see!” VK: “Unfortunately for you, Derek, I can do whatever I want, as I am now the OWNER. You DO know how that works, don’t you? I’m sure even a washed up old fool like you can figure that out! Oh, what? You want to hit me, Derek? Go right ahead! I’ve got a dozen of the best personal security guards money can buy with me! You all belong to ME now! I-….I…” Damage looks absolutely furious. The glare in his eyes looks like it is enough to kill at this point, and he is not alone. All of the athletes from the ring move from the ring to the floor to back Derek up. Masters, Daniels, and Keenan join them as well. From the back, everyone from the rest of the roster to the referees start filtering out onto the stage. Kennedy looks quite intimidated at this point as he turns back to Derek. VK: “This little three-ring circus is done, Damage. You lose. Enjoy your curtain call.” Damage doesn’t respond, at least not with words. However with one gesture, he shows Kennedy exactly what he thinks about the way he does business; by spitting right in his face. Irate, but unwilling to cause a potential riot and international incident, Kennedy and his security team leave the area. Everyone in the arena from the fans to the wrestlers begin to slowly feel the weight of the words that Kennedy has left them with. CZW has been bought out and dissolved. There is no more tour, there is no more show, and there is no more job. What’s worse is that this man arrived during an event and shattered the barrier between reality and fiction, leaving everyone in a disheartened and confused state. Damage is seen on his cell phone as the rest of the people at ringside seem a bit confused as to what to do next. People who have hated one another on-screen now do their best to support each other during this time of sudden loss. Mortal ‘enemies’ have dropped the charade and now CZW can be seen for what it really is: a group of friends putting on a show. After several long, awkward moments of silence, Derek Damage enters the ring with his mic. Most of the workers and staff have begun heading to the back by this time, but the wrestlers, Renegade and CZW alike, stay around the stage to watch Derek’s address. DD: “Ladies and gentlemen…let me be the first to apologize for the abrupt ending to this show. Clearly, having a vast supply of money makes some people think they’re entitled to do what they want at anyone else’s expense. I’ve…just gotten confirmation that CZW has…has indeed been acquired by Victor Kennedy, and after tonight will…cease to exist…” Damage, clearly choked up, steadies himself before continuing. DD: “CZW has always been my greatest creation, but despite the character you’ve seen me play on your TV, I don’t take credit alone. Every man and woman on that stage and in the back has helped make it what it has become. It truly is greater than the sum of its parts, and it has been a privilege and an honor to be able to share this creation on the world stage. I can’t say where we go from here, but I CAN say this: as long as we have you fans, and as long as myself or any of these fine people here still breathe…CZW will NEVER be truly dead…thank you.” Damage finishes his speech as he leaves, finally breaking down into tears. Despite this, he maintains an almost regal posture as he moves up the stage and joins the congregation there, the wrestlers who, along with the fans, greet him with a standing ovation. As Derek makes it to the stage, Eddie Rowan steps forward and presents him with the CZW World Championship belt and he along with Alan Fiscus proceed to lift him up, supporting him on their shoulders. The last image displayed is that of the people who comprise the heart and soul of CZW, the athletes, the commentators, the referees, all standing as one in one final celebration of the company that they love.
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