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 Combat Zone Wrestling presents WAR ZONE!
live from - Nashville, Tennessee (RP Deadline is Sept. 17th 9:00 PM EST)
~~ MAIN EVENT SINGLES MATCH ~~ "The Human Highlight Reel" ERIC COLLUM -vs- CAGE STRYKER
~~ HARDCORE BATTLE ROYAL TO NAME X TITLE #1 CONTENDER ~~
1. JIGGA C -=- HARDCORE NON-TITLE MATCH -=- "The Baller" JORDAN BRYANT -vs- "The Shape" MICHAEL MYERS
~~ TO NAME GLOBAL TAG #1 CONTENDERS ~~ TRAVIS STORM & DOUGLAS STORM -vs- EDDIE ROWAN & MIKE MONROE
-=- NON-TITLE WOMEN'S MATCH -=- BRENDA VIXEN -vs- SIRENA STARR Taylor Swift will perform live!
---------------------- * cZw * *************************************************************** BOOM!! BOOM!! BOOM!! -=-=-=-=-=-=- ** OPENING NON-TITLE MATCH: BRENDA VIXEN vs. SIRENA STARR **
The theme from "Halloween" starts as Brenda Vixen is greeted by boos from the crowd. Brenda pays no attention to this as she enters the ring. She kneels down in the corner into the ring and mumbles something before rising from her knee. "Heaven Tonight" by HIM starts as the crowd cheers for Sirena Starr. She comes out with the QoC title around her waist. As Sirena hands the belt to the referee and turns her back, Brenda jumps her and lays into her with forearms to the back.
Sirena is standing in the corner as Brenda lands some knee lifts to Sirena's midsection before setting her into the tree of woe. Brenda landed more shots to the midsection before hitting a dropkick to her face. Brenda covers her but only gets a two count. Brenda stands her up and lands a gutwrench slam. As Brenda goes to pick Sirena up, Sirena rolls her up in a small package for another two count. As Sirena stands up, Brenda kicks her in the gut and hits a piledriver. Brenda picks Sirena and whips her to the ropes, but is met with a spinning wheel kick.
Sirena leaps up to the top rope and hits a moonsault. Sirena picks up Brenda and shoves her into the corner and lands a viscous 3 kick combination that had Brenda slumped in the corner. Sirena drags out Brenda and lands a swinging neckbreaker for a two count. Brenda stands up and goes for a lariat, but Siren ducks and hits Brenda with a chick kick as she turns around and gets another two count. Sirena hits a scoop slam and goes for the top rope and signals for the Falling Starr.
As Sirena positions herself, she looks out and sees Thanatos holding the QoC title. She gets off the top rope and starts to argue with him. As the two argue, Brenda comes up behind Sirena and lands a hard shot to her kidneys. Brenda turns her around and lands the Darkest Days and goes for the pin.
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Thanatos comes in to the ring to congratulate her on her win. William asks why Cage didn't come down and help out Sirena. The Winner of the bout... with the Darkest Days... BRENDA VIXEN!!! -=-=-=-=-=-=- Daniels: We’re receiving word that something is happening backstage, we’re going there now. Masters: Well, it’s not like WE’RE actually going there, now is it? Backstage, the cameras enter the XTC locker room to find “Bad Ass” Matt Covey directing a bunch of people in and out of the room. They appear to be carrying tables and equipment into the room. Matt’s younger brother Jigga enters the scene hauling some music equipment, featuring turn tables and microphones. Bad Ass: Alright, Al. You go ahead and set up back in the corner. Where in the hell is the f*cking cake? Jigga C: It should arrive shortly, yo. Bad Ass: Yeah? Well it’s late. I’m not paying these sons of bitches to play to grab ass. Hey! Jerk off! The main table goes next to the stripper pole! If you put it next to the lockers, we’re not exactly going to be able to see any poon, now are we? Jigga C: Man this is gonna be sweet! I’m talkin’ one for the ages. Get some skirts up in here. Bad Ass: Damn right. I’m the Iron Chef of f*cking vag. The crew continues working as the cameras cut back to ringside. Daniels: What is going on? Why are they in XTC’s locker room? Masters: You really are a simple minded fool, aren’t you? -=-=-=-=-=-=- ** #1 CONTENDER TAG TEAM MATCH: THE STORM BROS. vs. ROWAN & MONROE **
Towers: “Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for one fall, and it is to name the number one contender to the CZW Global Tag-Team Championships!”
“Wings of a Butterfly” by HIM cranks over the PA, and the fans jump to their feet as Eddie Rowan and Mike Monroe of Beautiful Agony make their way out onto the stage, Mike sporting one of his Wicked Jester shirts and Eddie wearing his X-Championship Title and listening to his iPod.
Masters: “Why does he listen to that on his way to the ring, Jarred?”
Daniels: “I’m told it’s because he doesn’t like HIM.”
Masters: “Mike Monroe? Then why are they teaming?”
Daniels: “No, the BAND, HIM.”
Masters: “Oh.”
Towers: “Making their way to the ring first, ‘Faithless’ Mike Monroe and ‘Rated E for Everyone’ Eddie Rowan, they are BEAUTIFUL AGONY!!”
Rowan and Monroe interact with the fans as they make their way down to ringside, climbing up onto opposite ends of the turnbuckles and posing. They return to the center of the ring and hit fists before “Rising Force” kicks in, the fans continuing to cheer as Douglas and Travis Storm emerge onto the stage.
Masters: “These guys have been most impressive since their arrival, not only remaining undefeated, but upsetting the current champions in a non-title match!”
Daniels: “That certainly caught the eye of general manager Grantham and is the reason why we’re having this number one contendership match in the first place.”
Towers: “And their opponents, ‘The Future,’ Douglas Storm and ‘Dead End,’ Travis Storm, they are the STORM BROTHERS!!”
The Storms head down, slapping hands with the fans as they head to ringside. Resounding cheers echo as they enter the ring. Eddie rests in the corner as Mike stands on the apron, the two already discussing some form of strategy. Douglas sizes his opponents up as Travis seems to be mouthing off a bit to them.
Daniels: “It doesn’t look like Travis is willing to just let this one be a friendly competition.”
Masters: “After taking that chair shot a couple weeks ago, I wouldn’t either.”
The bell rings and we have Douglas starting off with Eddie. They circle eachother before shaking hands, displaying some sportsmanship and then lock horns. Douglas pulls Eddie into a side headlock almost immediately. Eddie counters out of it with an arm-wringer, but Douglas tumbles into it, springing to his feet and taking Rowan over with a quick arm drag. Both men up and Douglas runs in, only to be taken down by an armdrag from Eddie. Both men up again and Eddie hits a quick drop toe-hold. Douglas hits the mat and then rolls quickly to the side, taking Eddie down with a quick toe-hold as well! Eddie rolls with it and to his feet, Douglas making it to his at the exact same time and both men whirl to face eachother, taking defensive stances. The crowd resounds in cheers as the two competitors acknowledge eachothers’ skill.
Daniels: “A great display from two great competitors!”
Masters: “Yeah, they’re starting off strong, but it’s only a matter of time before the brothers from Manchester walk out with another victory!”
Daniels: “That remains to be seen.”
Again they lock up and this time it’s Eddie with a side headlock. He drags Storm over to his corner and Monroe tags him on the shoulder, entering the ring and driving a forearm to Douglas’ back. Eddie releases the hold and steps out as Mike hammers a series of punches to the spine of Douglas Storm.
Masters: “A little double-teaming in the corner there by the Agony. Let’s see how long the advantage lasts.”
Monroe whips Douglas into a neutral corner and charges in with a stiff dropkick! Douglas stumbles out of the corner and Mike takes him down with an armbar, the crow going nuts as they see him attempting to lock in the Burn Notice!
Daniels: “Monroe attempting to end this one early! If he gets that locked in, the Storms are in trouble!”
Storm struggles frantically to prevent the cobra-clutch from being cinched in and eventually he’s able to roll to his side, sending Monroe tumbling over him, not hurting him, but breaking the hold. Both men pop up quickly and Mike charges. Douglas reacts countering with a hip-toss! He tumbles over Monroe, holding his arm as he makes the tag to Travis!
Masters: “The Storms now with the tag!”
Travis slingshots into the ring, driving an elbow to the back of Monroe. Douglas enters and Travis moves the hold into a camel-clutch!
Daniels: “Travis Storm with a submission maneuver here! Will he escape?”
The crowd begins stomping as Mike Monroe struggles to reach the bottom rope, his hand mere inches away! Travis wrenches back with the camel clutch and is suddenly the victim of a kick to the side of the head from Eddie Rowan! The hold is broken and Eddie moves to go back to his corner, but Travis goes right after him, spinning him around!
Masters: “Here we go! I knew these guys wouldn’t be able to keep it friendly!”
The fans cheer as the sparks begin to fly, Travis and Eddie getting into a heated war of words! Eddie tries to walk away again, but Travis spins him back and punches him in the face! Eddie instantly retaliates and the two begin swinging as the referee works between them to break them up! Eventually he does, and the ref sees Rowan to the corner. As Travis returns to Monroe, Mike is already on his feet and waiting! He quickly snares Storm and backflips, taking him with him!
Daniels: “A C4 slam out of NOWHERE by “Faithless” Mike Monroe! That could do it!”
The referee is out of position after escorting Eddie to the corner. Finally he turns and sees the pin!
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Daniels: “Here comes the X-Division Champion!”
Masters: “And here comes the double-team!”
Rowan and Monroe whip Travis into the ropes and take him down with a double hip-toss! Double-elbow-drop to the midsection! They both nip-up and Eddie kicks Travis hard in the chest as Monroe lands a stiff kick to the back!
Daniels: “What teamwork! Look at them go!”
Eddie picks Travis up and looks for a suplex, but Storm drops behind him and rolls him up!
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Masters: “Damn was that ever close! I could’ve SWORN it was over!”
Eddie up and he throws a European uppercut, but Travis evades just in time, hooking his arm and catching him with a knee to the gut! As Eddie doubles over, Travis drapes his leg over the back of his neck and catapults himself up, only to then flip back and take the X-Champ over with a hurricanrana!
Daniels: “Great move there by Travis Storm! Both men slow to get to their feet! And listen to this crowd!!”
“LET’S GO, STORM BROTHERS!”
“LET’S GO, AGONY!”
“LET’S GO, STORM BROTHERS!”
“LET’S GO, AGONY!”
Travis makes it up and runs towards Rowan, catching him with a jumping knee to the face just as he makes it up! He tags in his brother, Douglas, who climbs up to the top as Travis sets Rowan up for a Russian legsweep! Douglas dives off with a reverse-elbow and Travis falls back with the sweep, driving Eddie to the mat!
Masters: “And the Storms using their experience as a team to their advantage, now!”
Douglas lifting Rowan up and then hooks him around the waist, dropping down with a vicious backbreaker! He reaches out and tags his brother Travis who leaps and springboards in with a rolling senton, practically breaking Eddie in half!
Daniels: “A devastating maneuver there! That could be it!”
Travis goes for the cover!
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Masters: “Lucky break for Beautiful Agony!”
Travis picks Eddie back up and then takes him back down with a side belly-to-belly suplex, positioning him perfectly to move to the turnbuckle and land a split-legged moonsault!
Daniels: “Pinning predicament once again! This time Douglas coming in to prevent the break-up!”
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Daniels: “Looks like Travis still hasn’t gotten over that accidental chair shot he took the week before last!”
Masters: “Would you? And it wasn’t just a chair, to quote Matt Covey it was ‘the Holy Grail of all steel chairs!”
Travis nails Eddie with a forearm, spinning him around and then locking in a dragon sleeper! Eddie struggles and delivers a back elbow to the gut, and then another! He spins free from the hold suddenly, whirling around and grabbing Travis, falling back with a reverse STO!! The crowd goes crazy as both men hit the mat, unmoving!
Masters: “Both men desperately need a tag here!”
Daniels: “And the crowd firmly behind BOTH of them!”
“DEAD END!”
“RATED E!”
“DEAD END!”
“RATED E!”
They slowly begin to move to their corners, crawling as the crowd cheers louder and louder. Finally with a final desperate lunge, they both tag at the same time! Douglas charges in but Monroe ducks under a running clothesline, catching Douglas on the rebound with a spinning back-fist! Douglas again bounces off the ropes, this time involuntarily! Monroe snags him!
Daniels: “Exploder! Pinning predicament!!”
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Daniels: “Eddie and Mike are on the offense, and they’re not slowing down!”
Masters: “OH! They WEREN’T slowing down, you mean!”
Travis launches himself from the turnbuckle, blasting Eddie with a missile dropkick, knocking him back onto the mat in the corner! Mike charges, but Travis evades a clothesline, and as Monroe rebounds, Travis catches him in a tilt-a-whirl!
Daniels: “This is it! FINALE!!”
Masters: “No! Monroe fights free!!”
Mike drops down behind Travis and blasts him with a superkick, knocking him to the outside of the ring! He quickly turns and sees Douglas slowly making his way to his feet and he throws up both hands with metal-horns! He moves behind Storm and lifts him up on his shoulders!!
Daniels: “Monroe with Storm in the electric chair! What’s he going to do!”
Masters: “I don’t know but…wait, watch Rowan!!”
Eddie comes flying out of nowhere off the top rope, catching Storm with a Blockbuster neckbreaker!!”
Daniels: “DOOMSDAY CLOCK!!!!”
Eddie is up and he runs to the ropes, diving out to Travis with a corkscrew plancha, both men hitting the cement past the padding!!
Masters: “Rowan just KILLED himself to keep Travis at bay!”
Daniels: “Here’s the cover! BEAUTIFUL AGONY HAVE IT!”
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ALAN FISCUS!!
Daniels: “What’s HE doing here!?”
Fiscus flings the ref into the guard-rail and slides into the ring. Monroe jumps up to meet him but Alan is too fast, catching Monroe with a low blow! He grabs him and….PANIC ATTACK! He pulls Douglas to his feet and slaps him hard across the face before setting him up and driving him down with the Riot Act! The jeers from the crowd are deafening!
Masters: “There isn’t going to be anything left of either team to challenge the champions!”
Fiscus rolls to the outside and claims a steel chair, heading towards the other two! They’re mostly up to their feet as ‘The Sadistic Solution’ drives the chair SIDEWAYS into Travis Storm’s back, dropping him to the floor! Fiscus the winds up and takes a wild swing at Eddie’s head!
SMAAAACK!!
Daniels: “Down goes Rowan! Alan Fiscus just destroyed the competition here tonight!!”
Fiscus tosses the chair aside and makes his way up the ramp as the crowd boos him heavily, a loud “YOU SUCK!” chant catching on. “Thieves” by Ministry plays as he just glares back at them, raising his arms in triumph.
Suddenly, The jeers turn to cheers as Gregory Grantham, War Zone's GM, appears on the Combat-Tron.
GG: "Alan! Alan Fiscus."
Alan looks up at the tron.
GG: "I see what you're trying to do here, I know you're a veteran. There's a problem though. We -NEED- a #1 contender team to your Global titles. So here's what I'm going to do. You wanted to take both teams out tonight? Well now you get to fight BOTH teams for the CZW Global Tag Team titles... That's right, they're BOTH the #1 contenders! And in your hometown of Wichita, Kansas... THAT'S when the three way dance will occur! Thank you!"
Alan is pissing himself, jumping up and down as GG has a smile on his face. We cut to commerical. The Winners of the bout... and #1 contenders to the CZW Global Tag Team Titles... _BOTH TEAMS_!! -=-=-=-=-=-=- Backstage, El Pablo arrives and begins approaching his locker room when he suddenly collides with a large barrel chested man. He looks up to find Mikkel Covey and Borgia standing at the door, blocking him from gaining access. El Pablo: What’s going on, here? Why are you guys blocking off my locker room? Mikkel: Trust me. You can’t go in there right now. El Pablo: But it’s MY locker room! Mikkel: This is true, and as much as I’d love to debate the semantics of you entering the room as opposed to you not entering the room, the fact remains that you cannot go inside just yet. The door opens and Matt walks out of the room, a haze of smoke following him. He grins when he peers around Mikkel and Borgia, seeing Pablo. El Pablo: What the hell? Are you guys smoking in my room?!? Bad Ass: Something like that. El Pablo: What is your problem? Was it not enough to take the tag titles, now you gotta take my room? Where am I supposed to go change for my match?<> Bad Ass: Try the bathroom. Looking disappointed, El Pablo begins to turn with his duffel bag towards the bathroom. Matt pats Mikkel and the shoulder, grinning. Bad Ass: Hey, Pab! Pablo turns and looks back. Bad Ass: Don’t worry. I’ll come for you when it’s time. EP looks unsure of how to take the comment, but somberly turns and walks away. -=-=-=-=-=-=- ** HARDCORE NON-TITLE MATCH: "The Baller" JORDAN BRYANT vs. "The Shape" MICHAEL MYERS **
"Second Coming" by Juelz Santana comes over the loud speakers and the fans stand on there feet.
Daniels: Alright Masters this match right here is about to be ugly. Michael Myers has been stalking and attacking "The Baller" Jordan Bryant for about a month now and last week JB called Myers out for this non-title hardcore slugfest. First we thought Myers was Alan Fiscus and now we just don't know who it is but I bet tonight we will find out!
"THE BALLER" Jordan Bryant emerges from behind the apron to a standing ovation from the Nashville fans. Bryant walks out onto the ramp and pulls a mic out from behind him.
Masters: Looks like Bryant couldn't find his TV Title that was stolen from him last week after his match. But he did find a microphone to use.
Daniels: Yeah let's see what the champ has to say.
Bryant: Alright, alright, now I know everybody saw what happened to your boy JB last week. Jigga C and Rob Wright think they can just walk out with my TV Title? I dont think so. Now Rob, you and I go way back man to my first few days here in CZW. I respect you and I think you respect me. And if you respect me you will give me back my title and get it the right way... by beating me in the ring. So Im calling you and yo boy Jigga out and asking that yall just bring me that title back. Im gonna make my way down to the ring and by the time I get down there I want you fellas to come out and give me that belt back.
Bryant throws the mic down and begins walking down the ramp and the fans begin to quiet down waiting for what will happen next. Bryant gets into the ring, turns towards the entrance ramp and begins to wait on his foes.
Daniels: Bryant is basically putting this match and this show on hold as he waits for his TV Title belt.
Masters: Yeah, who the hell does he think he is? He can't just stop Warzone like this.
The fans errupt at the sight of Rob Wright who emerges from the darkness and makes his way to the entrance stage with a mic in one hand and Bryant's title in the other.
Wright: Bryant, okay, you got what you wanted... here is your belt. Now, Jigga and I were right in that match last week and quite frankly I think that Havock got away with one. Now, I know that Cage has already said he wants a rematch at the Warzone following Intervention, but if or when you survive that... I want my title shot Bryant... You owe me.
Wright drops the belt on the stage and walks back behind the curtain. Bryant gets out of the ring and walks up the ramp. He bends down to pick up his belt and raises both it and his hands and the crowd errupts in satisfaction. Bryant salutes the fans.
Daniels: Bryant with belt in hand, now he better get ready for this match....
Masters: Yeah, I mean he does have a hardcore match against his stalker next....
Daniels: Not next Masters, now.... LOOK! There is Myers, behind Bryant!
Masters: Yeah and Bryant doesn't see him!
Myers, dressed in all black and his patented mask runs down the ramp towards Bryant and delivers a crushing double-ax handle to Bryant's head. Bryant hits the floor and Myers picks him up and hurls him towards the ring.
Myers picks up a nearby steel chair and throws it at Bryant's face knocking the champ in the face. Myers goes for the quick pin.
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Masters: Yeah Myers showing his inexperience in the ring going for the quick and useless pin.
Myers picks Bryant up and throws him into the ring. Myers then goes around the ring picking up weapons and tossing them into the ring....
Masters: A chair.... A baseball bat.... A table.... and a trash can..... Not the smartest moves by Myers....
Daniels: Yeah now JB is up and in the ring with all of those weapons waiting on Myers.
Myers stands out not knowing what to do and Bryant begins to taunt him begging him to come into the ring. Myers slides in under the bottom rope and Bryant goes on the attack stomping the masked man. Bryant stomps Myers a good twelve times and then walks over and picks up the trash can. Bryant places the trash can into the bottom of the turnbuckle corner. He walks back over and gets Myers, picks him up and send him into the corner...
Daniels: Oh my goodness! Myers, face first into the trash can.
Myers lays motionless in the corner. Bryant walks over to Myers and begins to land punch after punch to the head of Myers. Bryan bends down and picks up the baseball bat that Myers threw into the ring and grabs Myers and sends him into the ropes...
Masters: Bryant! With a baseball bat clothesline on Myers. Bryant showing no mercy on his attacker!
Bryant picks up Myers and again sends him into the ropes.
Daniels: ALLEY-OOP TIME!!! BAM!!! Bryant gotta go for the pin here, this one is over.
Bryant goes for the pin...
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Masters: Bryant's not done punishing the man who has punished him for the past month Daniels.
Bryant goes outside to get a Ladder. Bryant pushes the ladder into the ring and crawls in behind it and sets it up...
Masters: Myers still down and out, he's not so big and tough inside that ring is he?
Bryant sets up the ladder and goes over to Myers, picks him up and spits in his face, slaps him in the face and then punches him and knocks him down face down. Bryant pushes Myers out of the ring and takes him over to the announcers table...
Daniels: What the hell Bryant? We are trying to do a broadcast.
Masters: Yeah, what the hell are you doing?
Bryant removes the monitors from the broadcast booth and goes over to pick up another table around the ring and places it unopened on the table and then rolls Myers onto the table. Bryant walks over and picks up two chairs...
Masters: Look at the look in Bryant's eyes, he has gone crazy. He is trying to kill Michael Myers!
Bryant places one chair behind the head of myers and takes the other and smashed Myers face and places the other chair on top of the masked man's face. Bryant slides back into the ring and sets up the ladder in the corner near the ropes....
Daniels: Oh my god, Bryant trying to end Myers reign as the lord of attack in the CZW!
Bryant climbs to the top and looks down at the mangled body of Michael Myers.
Masters: What is Myers doing? He is taking off his mask.
Daniels: OH MY GOD! It's Bryant's buddy Jeremiah Short! What the hell is going on?
Masters: Look at Bryant's face! He can't believe it! He looks like he just lost his best friend!
Daniels: Well hell Masters, that is exactly what just happened. You know Bryant is going to really take it to Short now!
Bryant regains himself and gets ready to jump off onto his long-time buddy.
Masters: What the hell is he doing? Why doesn't he finish Short?
Daniels: He can't do it!
Bryant jumps down off of the ladder on to the mat and appears to hurt his ankle.
Masters: Oh! Bryant looks like he might have hurt his ankle jumping down off of that ladder! How embarrasing, first his best friend ends up being the guy trying to kill him and now he hurts himself jumping off of a ladder!
Daniels: True, but he still is the TV Champion.
Bryant exits the ring, grabs his title belt and limps up the ramp. He looks up at the video monitor at Short laying unconscious across the announcers table. Bryant shakes his head, looks down at his hurt ankle.
Daniels: What happens now? Jordan Bryant has walked out on his former best friend and this match...
Masters: Yeah and Short is still laid out on our broadcast table. Somebody needs to come get this bum off of our table.
Daniels: Yeah lets toss it up to the ring announcer Jessica Towers for the official decision.
Towers: Ladies and gentlemen, this match by declaration of Referee Darrin Powers, has been declared a draw.
Masters: A draw? What the hell? Bryant should have at least thrown Short back into the ring and pinned him to win the match...
Daniels: He couldn't do anything Masters, he was sick to his stomach over his best friend's betrayal. Unbelievable events here on CZW Warzone and we will be right back after this commercial break. The match is a draw -=-=-=-=-=-=- Backstage after the match you could see that Ruthless Aggression was talking with one of the stage persons. As she was finishing up the conversation with the stage person, she bumps into Sirena Starr as she happens to be coming from her locker room after a shower. She held the Queen Combat Title over her right shoulder. She noticed Ruthless and ran over to Ruthless and threw her arms around her and Ruthless just felt these arms around her as she laughs softly. Ruthless: Hello to you too Sirena. She gives her the hug back and turns to face the woman that is a bit shorter then her as she is bouncing a bit on her feet holding her title close to her. Sirena: Ruthless I know it has been awhile since we actually talked last. The last thing we really talked about was when I learned that you were going to be manager now. You took yourself off the active roster and I am still a bit shocked about that. Along with a few others girls. We're all wondering why. Ruthless had a feeling this was coming up and she places her hands on her sides shaking her head. Ruthless: It was something I needed to do but I believe you and I both know when I will feel like it is my time to be back on the roster. Then I will be back on the roster don’t you know that. Sirena just nods softly. Sirena: Yea I know but it's not the same without you on the roster especially with how I always looked up to you. Ruthless places her hand on Sirena's left shoulder as she nods softly. Ruthless: I know but I believe the roster is in great hands right now. She points to the Queen of Combat Title that was on Sirena's right shoulder. Ruthless: You really have what it takes to move this roster to the places that I would like to happen for these women. First it was Thorn and now it is your turn and I know you will do just that. You will be showing in all your matches why you are the Women's Champion and you will show that you are the right person to lead the women right now to the top. That's when you hear hand claps coming from somewhere. Sirena and Ruthless both just gently roll their eyes as they notice Stephanie was standing there with a smirk on her face. Steph: Oh look what we have here… Ruth: Stephanie. Stephanie: I think I am going to throw up. What Ruthless are you trying to teach Starr here how to lose a title after a first defense like you did? Ruthless glares right into the woman as Steph laugh with Sirena shaking her head. Sirena: I believe you better watch your mouth before we both shut it. Stephanie rolls her eyes as she had the look of 'just bring it.' Sirena was starting to step up towards her as Ruthless got in front of her. Ruthless: Just let it go. This girl shouldn’t be talking anyway. She believes she is so great but she didn’t even get pick to be part of the big match against you for the title. So to me it show that she really doesn’t have any type of talent one bit. You may have been beaten by their friend earlier, but you better be ready to retain that title at Extreme Intervention. Sirena looked over at Steph and then back at Ruthless. She didn’t want to leave them alone but walked away as Ruthless wish. Ruthless turn and face the girl and shook her head. Ruthless: Look, you talentless witch, I have no time for this. I need to go talk care of something then standing here in front of you. Stephanie and then stay up into Ruthless’s face and everyone knew how she get when someone get in her face. Stephanie: Why don’t you make me move Ruthless? Ruthless just stood her ground as her voice seems to grew. Stephanie then pushes Ruthless back and Ruthless act like it didn’t bother her. The girl look over at her a bit with a smirk and Stephanie did it again and Ruthless didn’t do anything. Stephanie: What’s wrong Ruthless? You chicken shit. She push her again and still nothing happen. Stephanie started to get mad and she came out of nowhere with a slapped right across Ruthless face that was heard around the whole locker room. Ruthless’s eyes start to pop out of her sockets and it seems she was about to do something but then she walked away from the girl as she stood there shocked and confused that Ruthless didn’t do anything back at her. -=-=-=-=-=-=- ** HARDCORE BATTLE ROYAL TO NAME X TITLE #1 CONTENDER **
TOWERS: "And now it is time for our eight man Hardcore Battle Royal to name a #1 contender to the X Division title!"
The crowd pops
TOWERS: "Introducing first... hailing from Atlanta, Georgia... weighing in at 220 pounds... ANGEL SUICIDE!"
"From The Cradle to Enslave" begins to play as the crowd seem to be half and half on the mysterious Angel Suicide. He comes out wearing gothic apparel, and he runs to the ring and slides in. He poses for the crowd on a turnbuckle.
TOWERS: "And next... hailing from Compton, California... weighing in at 235 pounds... Al Covey... JIGGA C.!"
The crowd boos loudly as the cocky Jigga C walks out. He flips off the crowd as he walks down to the ring, with "Scream Aim Fire" playing along the way. He hops into the ring and eyes Angel.
TOWERS: "Next... hailing from Niagra Falls, New York... weighing in at 180 pounds... Little Evil... JODY BREEZE!"
"Roll Call" blares as most of the crowd cheers. Jody comes out, playing up to them. He struts down to the ring, very confident. He hops up on the apron, and goes to a corner to pose.
TOWERS: "And next... hailing from Devil's Ladder, Idaho... weighing in at 234 pounds... The Enigma... LEO CROW!"
"Sequia Throne Remix" by Protest The Hero begins to play as Anarchy Rising member Leo Crow slowly walks out from the back. The crowd is mostly booing. He pays them no mind, as he calmly walks down to the ring focused on his opponents already in the ring. He gets in the ring, and stands in the corner facing inward.
TOWERS: "And next... hailing from Washington, D.C. ... weighing in at 172 pounds... The Emo Prince... JACOB HAVOK!"
"Straight Edge" by Minor Threat begins to play as the crowd chants "BEAU-TI-FUL! BEAU-TI-FUL!" in respect to Beautiful Agony. Jacob comes out and plays up to the crowd. He is jacked up, and ready to go. He comes down to the ring and eyes the men cautiously as he poses.
TOWERS: "And next... hailing from Cincinnatti, Ohio... weighing in at 235 pounds and making his return to the CZW... The Serial Thriller... MATT STYLEZ!"
"Change" by Deftones plays as the crowd surprisingly cheers the former 2 time CZW World Heavyweight Champion. Matt comes out, a little suprised to their reaction, but focused on the ring. He comes down to the ring, ignoring fans who try to high five him.
TOWERS: "Next... hailing from Springfield, Massachusetts... weighing in at 245 pounds... The Real Deal... ROB WRIGHT!"
"Get Back" by Ludacris plays as Anarchy Rising member Rob Wright comes out to jeers. He isn't deterred, however, as he is very confident immediately talking trash as he walks down to the ring.
TOWERS: "And lastly... hailing from Portsmouth, England... weighing in at 205 pounds... The Five Star Superstar... EL PABLO!"
The crowd erupt immensely as "Been Training Dogs" begins to play. El Pablo comes out, fired up. He high fives fans on the way to the ring, and before he can get there the men in the ring have already started brawling. He slides in, and the bell rings.
DANIELS: "That turned into a war rather quickly, as each man would love to be the #1 contender to the X title."
Breeze and Wright are brawling, Angel and Jigga are brawling, Leo and Havok are brawling, and Matt Stylez and El Pablo lock eyes from opposite ends of the ring. They begin running at each other, colliding with fists and kicks as their rivalry seems like it never cooled. Stylez kicks El Pablo in the gut, and nails a a swinging neckbreaker. He throws him to the ropes, but EP ducks the clothesline. On the rebound, El Pablo nails Matt Stylez with a flying elbow! Matt crashes to the ground as the crowd are firmly behind EP.
MASTERS: "This rivalry is one of the most heated ever in CZW, and it seems renewed here Jarred."
DANIELS: "We've had such epic battles between these two men already, what intensity in both men's eyes."
Angel and Jigga are brawling, and Jigga takes control. He nails Angel with a European uppercut. He then bites the face of Angel, making Suicide scream out in pain! He nails Angel with a arm wrench slam. He goes for the cover.
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DANIELS: "Near fall there from Jigga!"
On the other side, Rob and Jody are brawling as well. Rob takes advantage, and nails Jody with a brainbuster. He then hops up to the top rope. He leaps up and nails Jody with a top rope legdrop. He stays sitting on Jody's throat for the cover.
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Rob picks up Jody and throws him to the ropes. Jody reverses! On the rebound, and Jody nails a perfectly placed standing dropkick. He then picks up Rob and nails him with a scissor kick. His heel nails Rob directly in the temple, and Rob stumbles back. Jody then runs and clotheslines Rob over the top rope, making him the first elimination.
ELIMINATED: "The Real Deal" Rob Wright
DANIELS: "Surprising! Jody seems a little stunned that he eliminated Rob Wright already."
Angel has taken control of Jigga C, and sees Jody looking down at Rob Wright. Jody is making fun of Rob, as Rob is looking up at him furiously. Angel nails Jigga with a leaping faceslam. He keeps his eye on Jody and runs. Angel lariats Jody's back, sending him sprawling over the top rope. Angel Suicide has eliminated Jody Breeze. Rob and Jody begin to brawl on the outside.
ELIMINATED: "Little Evil" Jody Breeze
MASTERS: "And just like that, 2 down!"
Angel turns his attention back to Jigga and goes to pick him up. Jigga surprises him with a chop to the throat. Jigga then nails Angel with an armbar back suplex. He goes for the pin.
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Jigga picks up Angel and sets him face first up on the top turnbuckle. He climbs up and positions, nailing a back superplex... turning it into a rock bottom, for the Jigga Drop!!
DANIELS: "Jigga Drop on Angel!"
Jigga goes for the pin.
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MASTERS: "Jigga C pins Angel Suicide, the numbers are dwindling down!"
ELIMINATED: Angel Suicide
On the other end, EP and Matt are laid out on the mat after a gruesome brawl. Matt is bleeding from his nose. Leo and Havok have been going back and forth this whole time, with Leo in charge right now. He nails Jacob with a DDT. The pin fall attempt!
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DANIELS: "Havok with great ring presence there, narrowly missing defeat!"
Jigga turns his attention to the fallen El Pablo. He picks him up and chops him hard on the chest. On the outside, security has just now seperated Jody Breeze and Rob Wright. Jigga tosses EP to a corner and comes running in with a elbow to the head. He lifts EP up on the top turnbuckle. He climbs up, trying to execute a superplex. EP fights it off, however, and Jigga drops down to the mat. EP slaps him in the face, and leaps.... Top-rope sunset flip! Jigga's head slams hard into the mat! The pinning situation!
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DANIELS: "Jigga kicked out!"
El Pablo is astonished, and picks up Jigga. He throws him over the top rope!
ELIMINATED: Jigga C
MASTERS: "And another one gone, and another one gone, and another one gone, and another one bites the dust!"
Leo has Havok in a slump in a corner, and notices EP. He turns his attention and runs at EP. He tries to throw him over, but EP resists and Leo can't get the job done. He lets EP go and starts chopping him. Matt Stylez is standing up, watching. Leo nails EP with a pumphandle powerslam. Leo yells out at Matt 'Watch my back!' and drags EP to the middle of the ring. Leo goes for the cover.
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MASTERS & DANIELS: "WHAT THE HELL!?"
Matt then picks up Leo and nails him with a reverse DDT. He leaps up to the top rope, and positions himself. He leaps.... THRILL KILL....
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ELIMINATED: "The Enigma" Leo Crow
MASTERS: "That was your partner, Matt, what the hell are you thinking!?"
Leo is shocked, looking up at Matt. Matt shows no emotion on his face as he stares back at Leo. Havok is back up, and notices EP. He runs to him and makes a cover.
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DANIELS: "Jacob trying to seize an opportunity, and almost gets the pinfall!"
Matt turns his attention and tries to punk kick Jacob. Jacob moves out of the way, and Matt hyper extends his knee a little. He yells out in pain. Havok is the only man standing up now, and he picks up EP. Jacob positons for an enziguri, but EP ducks it. EP then nails an elbow to the small of Jacob's back. He turns him over and covers.
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EP picks up Jacob and tosses him to the ropes. EP ducks for a back body drop, but Jacob kicks him hard in the chest.
THWACK!
Jacob then nails EP with a Side Effect! He goes for the pin.
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DANIELS: "Stylez with the save!"
Matt punches at Jacob. Jacob fights back though, and kicks him hard in the knee. Matt cringes and Jacob takes control. He nails a bodyslam and goes to the top rope. He leaps... TOP ROPE DOUBLE STOMP!!!
MASTERS: "Matt could be DEAD!"
The cover
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EP kicks Jacob in the chest, and leaps to the ropes, springboarding. He nails Jacob with a springboard DDT. He then runs to the ropes, twists, and nails a Rolling Thunder on the fallen Havok. He goes for the pin.
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DANIELS: "This is insane! This is intense!"
MASTERS: "This is taking too long!"
EP picks up Havok and tosses him to a corner. He runs in with a splash. He lifts Havok up on the top turnbuckle. Matt is back up. EP positions Havok for a superplex. Matt limps over and puts his head under EP's legs in an electric chair. The execution!
THUD!!!
DANIELS: "Did you see that, William!?"
MASTERS: "I'm right next to you, of couse I saw it you imbecile!"
EP hit Havok with a superplex, Matt hit EP with an electric chair. All three men are laid out. EP and Matt are the two to get up first, after a brief pause. Matt is hanging off of the ropes. EP shakes his cobwebs loose, and runs at Matt. At the last minute, Matt falls down pulling the top rope with him. El Pablo goes flying out onto the floor, and is eliminated! He looks up, very disappointed.
ELIMINATED: "The Five Star Superstar" El Pablo
DANIELS: "That leaves Stylez and Havok!"
Matt crawls over to Havok, and tries a pin fall
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The crowd is hot, as this match is intense. Matt picks up Jacob and throws him to the ropes. Matt nails a spear on the rebound! Again, the cover!
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MASTERS: "Havok showing some guts, I thought he'd just slit his wrists and give up a LONG time ago."
Matt picks up Havok, after questioning the ref's count. He throws him to a turnbuckle. Matt raises his hands in the air, getting the crowd into the match. He runs to the opposite end. He gets charged up, as the crowd is hot. He takes off!
THUD!
* DING DING DING *
DANIELS: "OH MY GOD! HAVOK JUST BODY DROPPED MATT OVER THE RING POST AND OUT ONTO THE FLOOR!!!"
TOWERS: "Your winner... and #1 contender to the X Division Title... "The Emo Prince" JACOB HAVOK!!" The winner of the match... and #1 contender to the X Division title... JACOB HAVOK!! -=-=-=-=-=-=- Backstage, Pablo is seen walking through the back after his match. Suddenly, Mikkel grabs him from behind and lifts him into the air, restraining him from moving. Matt walks out from around the corner with a burlap sack in hand. Bad Ass: Told you, I’d come for you. Now put this on. You’re gonna like this. Pablo struggles but is ultimately worn out after his match. Matt places the sack of Pablo’s head and then Mikkel hoists him over his shoulder, marching him back towards the XTC locker room. Matt and Mikkel enter the room and sit Pablo in a chair. Matt sits in the chair next to him and removes the burlap sack. To Pablo’s surprise, the room is filled with black lights and fog machines. A sound system is set up in the corner, being DJ’ed by Jigga C. A stripper pole and stage sits before their table, and the table itself is covered with various drinks and snacks. Across the table sits Ace King, Maynard O’Toole and Special Ed. El Pablo: Oh no! Ace, Ed! You’ve gone to the dark side! I’ll save you! Pablo attempts to leap across the table, but Matt grabs him by the back of his shirt and pulls him back down into his seat. Ace King: Nobody’s gone anywhere, Pab. This is a party. And as much as it pains me to allow this to happen, Grantham’s orders were to allow Matt to have one. El Pablo: Eh? What’s all’a this then, guv’na? Bad Ass: It’s your bachelor party, R-Tard! El Pablo: Bachelor… Oh! Oh… Pablo suddenly remembers the reason for the occasion, his face turning sour as he pictures the behemoth that he’s due to wed. Bad ass: Yeah, I figured since I’m your best man and all I gotta be the one to throw you your bachelor party. No man needs to take on the ball and chain without one last hurrah. Hell, even I’m not that big an assh*le. The door to the room opens once more and Beautiful Agony walks into the room. Bad Ass: Welcome guys. We got extra tables and chairs et up, so just sit where you like. Eddie Rowan: Well, we weren’t going to come in here. But Mikkel seemed pretty insistent. Especially when he shoved Havok through the door. Havok: Big ass, jerk. Mike Monroe: We did manage to get you something though, EP. Tatum hands Pablo a wrapped gift. Pablo eagerly opens the gift wrapping and tears the lid off the box to find a toaster and a can of mace. Tatum: It’s for your house. El Pablo: The mace? Eddie Rowan: No, that’s for when he… she… that thing gets out of hand. Maynard: Being the only present delegate of the System of Supremacy, I have our gift for you as well. Maynard hands a small wrapped item to Pablo, who shakes it first, listening for a ticking sound, but one never comes. So he’s tears the wrapping off to find a dvd in his hands. His jaw drops when he sees the cover. El Pablo: Erotic XTC?!? Hey! This is a rip-off of the dvd we made of the Upstarts! Maynard: Well, not really. I just photo shopped that cover on there as a joke. It’s actually a Catholic schoolgirl lesbians dvd. I figured you’d need some sort of motivation to actually consummate your marriage. El Pablo: Wow. And suddenly I’m nauseous again… Jigga C: Alright ladies and jerks. I’m going to need a volunteer for the dance pole. Come on now, don’t be shy. Step right up and shake that ass! Ed begins to stand up. Jigga C: Not you, Ed! Miss, Regan, if you please? A bumping techno tune begins to play as Tatum takes to the stage. She rips her loosely there top off and throws it on EP’s head, his face bearing a stupor of a grin as she dances around the pole bare chested. The room is ablaze with hoots, hollers, and whistling. -=-=-=-=-=-=- Before nudity can be seen, the feed cuts back to the ring. TOWERS: "Ladies and gentlemen... here is Taylor Swift performing "Picture To Burn!" The crowd cheers
-=-=-=-=-=-=- After a commerical break, War Zone is back on the air.
The crowd bursts into jeers as "Thieves" by Ministry begins to play. Out comes Alan Fiscus, wearing one Global tag belt around his waist with the other draped over his right shoulder. Stephanie D. is at his side, but no Sydney Vicious. Alan is wearing faded blue jeans, and a "Interpol: Antics" t-shirt. Stephanie has on knee high black boots, fishnets, a black skirt, and a "Depeche Mode" t-shirt. Her long blonde hair is wavy, as Alan's is wild. They wave to the crowd, mocking them, as if they were cheering them. They smile to each other and head to the ring.
Alan holds the rope open for Steph, and then he enters. He grabs the mic from Jessica Towers abruptly, demanding she leave the ring. He then turns his attentiont to the crowd, with a wicked smirk on his face.
ALAN: "Now, you didn't think that just because I came out earlier... that I wouldn't come out again, did you?"
CROWD: "GO BACK HOME! GO BACK HOME!"
ALAN: "With pleasure, you miserable pigs, but not until I have my say! Now shut up!"
The crowd boos heavily
ALAN: "War Zone is not War Zone without the One Man Riot gracing it with an appearance. That's a fact. Look at the ratings segment by segment if you doubt me. I come out on top, every time. But I've come out here tonight, not to grace you with my presence... but to forewarn you of my intentions. You see, I intend on destroying every one that stands in the way of the Anarchy Rising. And that is no idle threat. That is not some empty attempt at intimidation. This is REAL, bitches! We are all shooting to the top... hell, that is if we're not already there. And Gregory Grantham, I don't give a damn what you do. You throw whatever challenge you got for me out there, I'll take it and destroy your fun. You want Covey and I to defend the belts against _BOTH_ Beautiful Agony and the Storms? That should scare me, right? Well it doesn't. You've got the match booked in my hometown, in front of the people I hate the least. Wichita F'N Kansas. You won't find Dorothy and the Tin Man. You won't hear "Carry On, My Wayward Son." You're going to find CHAOS and ANARCHY. The stomping grounds of the One Man Riot. I say bring it, you english losers. I say bring it, Rowan & Monroe's Laugh-In. You're going to be destroyed."
The crowd is chanting both "BA! BA!" and "STORMS! STORMS!"
ALAN: "Chant their names all you want, humanoids. It won't affect the end result. One more thing, before I go. Matt Stylez. "The Serial Thriller." I don't know what the HELL you just did in that ring, but Leo Crow has been screaming and throwing a hellacious fit since you kicked him in the head. What gives, Matt? This Anarchy Rising is something you helped create. What, is it the organization of it? Because believe you me, this is indeed Anarchy. There is no leader, Matt. There is but one common goal. Domination. You're either with us, or you're against us. Call me, Matt, and call me soon. Because if you don't... you'll be considered against us. Stephanie, let's get out of here this place smells like shit!"
The crowd boos as Alan throws the mic down. The evil couple leave the ring, as a commercial for the PPV next week airs. -=-=-=-=-=-=-
CZW presents... it's ninth pay-per-view... live from Memphis, Tennessee... EXTREME INTERVENTION!!
with the Lostprophets' "Wake Up (Make A Move)" as its theme song
~~ MAIN EVENT ~~
"The Voodoo King" THANATOS -vs- "The Sensation" JESSE MONTANA (c)
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~~ WAR ZONE vs. ASSAULT FIVE MAN TAG TEAM MATCH ~~
(CAGE STRYKER, RONNIE McNEIL, MATT STYLEZ, EDDIE ROWAN & JORDAN BRYANT)
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TEAM ASSAULT
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-=- HELL IN A CELL MATCH -=-
"The One Man Riot" ALAN FISCUS -vs- "The Living Legend" BIG NASTY
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THE EL PABLO / JENA CYDE WEDDING w/ EP'S BEST MAN BEING... "BAD ASS" MATT COVEY!!
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-=- NON-TITLE SINGLES MATCH -=-
"Faithless" MIKE MONROE -vs- "The Phoenix" MIKE KING
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-=- HARDCORE TAG TEAM TRIPLE THREAT MATCH -=-
TIM TIMMONS & CARNAGE -vs- TOTAL MAYHEM -vs- ROB WRIGHT & LEO CROW
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~~ QUEEN OF COMBAT CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH ~~
SIRENA STARR -vs- CAMERON -vs- TATUM REGAN -vs- ALISHA WYLDE -vs- MELISSA LOVELACE -vs- BRENDA VIXEN
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-=- 'ODD COUPLE' SIX MAN TAG TEAM MATCH -=-
ANGEL SUICIDE, JODY BREEZE & JACOB HAVOK -vs- BIG DADDY BROWN, COREY JACKSON & BRIAN BLAZE
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-=- TRIPLE THREAT MATCH -=-
BRIAN KIRKLAND -vs- JIGGA C. -vs- a *MYSTERY OPPONENT!*
-=- OPENING MATCH -=-
"The War Eagle KRIS SHOTEKA -vs- JERAN "Ra" HUDSON -=-=-=-=-=-=- As you lay in your beds, watch your televisions, type on your computers...live your ordinary lives, he is coming. He has risen and he is on his way. Your ordinary lives...are no more..for Damien has been awaken and your soul...you shall surrender to him.... ASSAULT... BEWARE. -=-=-=-=-=-=-
~~ MAIN EVENT ~~
“Do You Know My Name” by Chris Cornell begins to play, and the crowd boos as Ronnie McNeil makes his way out to the ring, dressed in some baggy pants and a button-down black shirt with the CZW logo on it.
Towers: “Ladies and gentlemen, introducing the special guest referee for this match, from Birmingham, Alabama, ‘The Franchise,’ RONNIE McNEIL!!
Ronnie heads down to the ring and walks up the steps, entering the ring and ignoring the jeering fans completely.
“Indestructible” by Disturbed hits, and the fans give Collum a mixed reaction, mostly booing ‘the Human Highlight Reel.’
Towers: “Making his way to the ring, from Houston, Texas, he is ‘the Human Highlight Reel,’ ERIC COLLUM!!”
Eric enters the ring, his eyes never leaving his nemesis, Ronnie McNeil. They stare down, even as “Ladies and Gentlemen” begins to play, and Cage Stryker makes his way onto the ramp to a massive round of cheers from the capacity crowd.
Towers: “And his opponent, hailing from Hollywood, California, CAGE STYKER!!”
The fans continue to cheer for Cage as he makes his way into the ring, appealing to his fans from the second turnbuckle. The other two acknowledge him, but are quick to keep an eye on eachother as the match nears it’s start.
Daniels: “This should be an interesting contest. Stryker and Collum is always a main event match, but throw McNeil in as the special guest referee and who KNOWS what could happen?”
Masters: “Nothing good, that’s for certain. Those two HATE each other.”
Cage’s music stops and the lights return to normal. They face off as the bell rings, Ronnie leaning back on the middle of the ropes, apparently content to just let them fight. Collum points at him and gives him some sort of warning and then directs his attention to Stryker. They go for a lock up but Collum feints it, instead giving Cage a swift kick to the leg! He follows it up with a second and then a punch to the face!
Masters: “Collum showing his aggressive side now, taking control early!”
Daniels: “Not exactly the most honorable move, but perhaps the smartest.”
Collum rams Cage’s head into the turnbuckle, then shoves him back-first into the corner, working over Stryker’s midsection with some swift kicks! He whips Cage to the far buckle, but Stryker reverses, sending Eric in! Collum jumps to the second turnbuckle and springs backwards with a roundhouse, but Cage baseball slides underneath! Collum whirls around and Cage attempts a front-dropkick! Collum takes a single step back and Cage finds nothing but air! Eric catches his ankles as he falls and moves to roll over into a pin!
Daniels: “There’s the pin! Where’s the ref!?”
Ronnie moves over to make the count but Cage quickly and easily escapes. Collum grabs Stryker in a front-facelock but Stryker drives forward, smashing Collum into the turnbuckle! Cage gets out of the facelock and delivers a loud knife-edge chop to the chest!
Crowd: “WOOOOOOOO!”
He hits another and then moves away, charging in with a spear!
Masters: “Collum with a great counter there!”
Collum pulls himself quickly up over Cage and Stryker’s attack misses it’s mark! Collum rolls over him and takes him down with a sunset flip! Ronnie is there for the count!
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Daniels: “Excellent counter there! Can Stryker capitalize?”
Cage bounds off the ropes and drives a forearm to Collum’s head! He pulls him into a rear-chinlock, wrenching back heavily and applying pressure! Ronnie asks Eric if he gives up, in fact pretty much mocking him!
Masters: “McNeil is LOVING this!”
Daniels: “I think we’d be better off having a more impartial referee, personally!”
Masters: “Don’t be so boring, Jarred!”
Collum reaches back and gouges at the eyes of Cage! Instead of admonishing, McNeil just laughs. Collum eyes Ronnie angrily and then goes to work on Cage, hitting him with a series of forearm shots, driving him back to the ropes. He whips Cage in and catches him up with a heel kick to the face! He gets to his feet and pulls Stryker up with him, hitting a quick suplex. He rolls over and hits a second! He rolls again and goes for the third, but Stryker blocks and counters! DDT!!
Daniels: “Stryker with a counter-move out of desperation!”
Cage rolls an arm over Collum and Ronnie goes for the count!
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Masters: “Man that was close! I thought it was all over for a minute!”
Stryker gets to his feet, and he begins sizing Collum up! Eric slowly getting to his feet and Cage spins him around to face him, scooping him up over his shoulder!
Daniels: “He’s going for it! STRYKER DRIVER!”
Masters: “No, Collum reverses!”
Collum rolls over Cage’s back, pinning him down with a school-boy pin!! The fans go nuts as Ronnie dives down for the pin!
Masters: “He’s got him! Collum’s got him!!”
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Daniels: “McNEIL WITH A SLAP TO THE FACE! HE JUST SLAPPED ERIC COLLUM!!”
Collum gets up and into Ronnie’s face! He shoves him, and Ronnie shoves him back! He trips over Cage who rolls him up!
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*Ding-ding-ding!*
Daniels: “That was a ridiculously fast count!!”
Masters: “Yeah, but Ronnie is the ref and he’s calling for the bell! This one is over!”
Daniels: “The match might be but this war is still underway!!”
Collum instantly springs up and tackles Ronnie down, and the two start throwing punches, rolling back and forth!
Masters: “They’re going to kill each other!”
Cage tries to break the melee up, but he ends up just getting shoved aside! Suddenly there is a loud roar of cheers!
Daniels: “Here comes Eddie Rowan and Jordan Bryant! Team War Zone is here to make an effort to keep themselves from imploding before the match at Extreme Intervention!”
Eddie and JB slide into the ring and pull Ronnie off of Eric. Cage pulls Collum back into the opposite corner and they keep them separated enough until the officials flood the ring, forming a human barrier between them all.
Masters: “These guys need to get on the same page if they hope to overcome the Assault team at the show!”
Daniels: “I hope they can, otherwise the match is as good as lost!”
The Winner of the bout... CAGE STRYKER!!!! The party is still going strong in the XTC locker room. Tatum is giving Pablo a lap dance. Ace and Ed are watching with envy. Maynard appears to be talking and whispering with Hellena who is giggling. Eddie is laughing at Mike who is still shocked to see Tatum so into the party. And Havok is trying to figure out why there aren’t any non-alcoholic beverages present. Suddenly, the door opens again and in walks CZW talent scout, “The F’N Boss” TJ Hix…in an XTC shirt and a towel… Bad Ass: Hix? Why the hell are you wearing a towel? TJ Hix: Why aren’t you wearing a sock? Bad Ass: Touché. Just don’t take it off. TJ Hix: Bah! Party pooper. I hear we got ourselves a doomed groom with a sweet tooth. So… Hix suddenly pulls a massive cake into the room on a cart. Tatum exits Pablo’s lap and returns to Mike’s side, while Pablo marvels over the magnificent structure. Hix wheels the cake into the center of the room. TJ Hix: And without further ado, I present Miss Allure! Everybody waits with anticipation to see what’s going to happen, but nothing does. Hix frowns and then turns to the cake. He thrusts his hands down inside the cake and then peers in the hole. TJ Hix: Oh damn… I think they baked the bitch in the cake… Everybody looks shocked at the statement, except for Matt who throws back another shot of liquor, laughing his ass off. TJ Hix: Oh wait. There she is. Wake up bitch! We got a soon to be married man in need of some lovin’! Suddenly, frosting flies everywhere as a woman appears from within the cake.
Pablo suddenly spews the shot of Jaigermeister he was drinking from his mouth. The laughter in the room dies as everyone’s faces suddenly look freaked out, including Matt’s. Hix merely stands back, proud of his handiwork. Beast: So which one of you is the lucky guy? Everybody in the room points at somebody else. Matt at Pablo, Pablo at Jigga, Ace at Maynard, Maynard at Havok, Mike and Eddie at each other, Ed at himself, and Jigga at Hix. The mass confusion has left the…thing with little choice. He/she takes his/her top off and slings it across the room. Beast: How’s that for motivation? Everyone sits still, afraid to make any sudden movement. The beast then notices the stripper pole in the room and approaches it. He/she beckons to Jigga for some music. “Dude Looks Like a Lady” by Aerosmith begins to play, to the laughter of everyone in the room between fits of fear. The second he/she climbs the pole and bends over so that an abnormally large clit is exposed, mass hysteria breaks out! Suddenly, tables are being turned over and everyone is climbing over each other to get out of the room. Between Pablo, Maynard, Matt, and Ace wrestling to get out the door, those skillfully agile bastards in Beautiful Agony easily hurdle over their comrades and out the door, disappearing down the hall. Mikkel looks back into the room and smiles when he sees the muscular woman. Mikkel: That is what I am talking about! Borgia peers inside and then grabs Mikkel by the ear, dragging him off. Hellena launches off of Maynard’s back to escape the room while Ace crawls from beneath everybody else for the escape. Ed merely hops inside the cake and hides beneath the frosting. Maynard grabs Matt and Pablo and forces them to headbutt each other, giving him time to run out between them while they sit dazed momentarily. Coming back to their senses, they look at each other, and then at the beast before bolting simultaneously out the door. Hix merely stands next to the cake, enjoying himself with a beer in his hand. The music suddenly dies as Jigga looks around the room. Jigga C: Hey… Where’d everybody go? Jigga begins to make a run for it, but the beast grabs him by the ankle and begins dragging him towards the stage. He screams as his nails drag against the smooth tile floor. Jigga C: It’s got me! Oh God, it’s got me!!! TJ Hix: Well. Another party successfully made better by ol’ TJ Hix. You crazy kids have fun, I’m gonna go dispose of this cake. TJ wheels the cake out of the room, closing the door behind himself where screams ring out from within. -=-=-=-=-=-=- * cZw *
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