("THIS IS HOW YOU REMIND ME" by NICKELBACK plays over the PA)

(Fireworks are going off as the camera pans around to show a full house in Phoenix, Arizona. There are signs such as "ZODIAC RULES" and "I BET ON KING" scattered throughout the crowd)

DANIELS: "Welcome everyone, to the second ever edition of CZW's WAR ZONE!!!!!"

(crowd erupts)

DANIELS: "Tonight, we've got a three way dance for the X title. We've got a three way dance for the TAG titles, and our main event, will be an all out battle royal elimination between five men to determine the first ever CZW Intercontinental Champion!"

MASTERS: "And don't forget, Daniels, that idiot Zodiac will be here too! I bet he just wants to rub everyone's face in the fact that he's the world champion!"

DANIELS: "And he has every right to!"

(The scene changes)

-We see a tall, skinny, scruffy looking man wearing gray coveralls walking slowly pushing a mop bucket with the handle of the mop. He stops outside a door, pulls out an 8 1/2 by 11" manilla envelope and knocks on the door. A moment later, Irish Ian Chadwick opens the door-

CHADWICK: "What in hell do you want?"

JANITOR: "Is your name Ian?"

CHADWICK: "Born and raised. What's it to you?"

JANITOR: "I found this envelope with 'Ian' written on it laying on the floor. I thought you might want to know about it. I'm gonna mop this hallway in a few minutes."

-Ian takes the envelope and rips it open. Inside, he finds an 8 x 10' autographed pic of The Working Man JA Sawyer. It has written on it, 'To my greatest fan.' Chadwick scowls and rips the pic into several pieces- CHADWICK: "You think this is funny? Is this some kind of joke? And what are the cameras doing here?"

JANITOR: "No, sir. I don't think its a joke, and I don't know about the camera crew. I'm just the Janitor, doing my job. Sorry it was bad news."

-Chadwick looks at the skinny man for a moment, then turns back into his dressing room and slams the door. The Janitor walks toward the camera, looks right into it, then smiles and winks before the image fades out- (Scene cuts back to the announce team) MASTERS: "What, does JA Sawyer think he's some sort of comedian?"

DANIELS: "Hey... I want that picture!"

** DING DING DING **

MASTERS: "Oh here we go with our first match!"

JESSICA TOWERS: "Ladies and gentlemen it is time for our first match of the evening!"

("SERIAL THRILLA" by PRODIGY begins to play over the PA)

TOWERS: "Introducing first... hailing from Cincinatti, Ohio.. weighing in at 235 pounds.. he is the "Serial Thriller" MATT STYLEZ!"

(Stylez makes his entrance to a mixed reaction from the crowd. He doesn't seem to mind though, as he has a confident look on his face.He gets in the ring and poses for a moment, standing up on one of the turnbuckles)

TOWERS: "And his opponent... hailing from Miami, Florida and weighing in at 230 pounds... JESSE MONTANA!"

("RAINMAKER" by IRON MAIDEN plays over the PA. Montana makes his way out wearing his wrestling attire, and a black designer cowboy hat. He is accompanied to the ring by his assistant, Jacqui Rhodes. The crowd for the most part are behind him. He finds a young girl in the crowd, and gives her his cowboy hat)

DANIELS: "Both of these men are making their CZW debuts tonight, and Haywire had a big announcement earlier. Whoever wins this match, qualifies as one of the five men to compete in the Highway To Hell match at HOSTILE INTENTIONS, to determine a new #1 contender!"

MASTERS: "That's a little soon for one of these kids to make it to the top, Jarred! BUT LOOK AT THAT JACQUI!!!"

DANIELS: "That's what Haywire announced, though! And yes, she's a beautiful woman!"

MASTERS: "That's foolish if you ask me."

DANIELS: "I didn't!"

** DING DING **

DANIELS: "Alright, here we go, I'm anxious to see what these guys are made of!"

-Both men show a sign of respect as they bump knuckles for a second, and then circle around each other. They lock up, and Montana pushes Stylez into a corner. Clean break. They go back to the middle of the ring, and lock up again. This time Stylez pushes Montana into the opposite corner. Stylez breaks.. but then slaps Montana in the mouth-

MASTERS: "Whoa hoah! I like this guy!"

DANIELS: "You would!"

-Montana checks for blood and then grins to himself as Stylez smirks at him. They lock up again, but Montana knees Stylez in the gut. He tosses him to the ropes, and does a leap frog. Stylez comes back, but ducks a clothesline. The rebound.. and both men go for a flying cross body, knocking the wind out of each other-

DANIELS: "Great minds think alike!"

MASTERS: "Or idiots can't think at all, take your pick!"

-Both men get up and start punching at each other, with neither gaining a significant advantage. After a few more rounds, Montana gains slightly and throws Stylez to the ropes. The rebound... and picture perfect dropkick from Montana-

MASTERS: "Ouch! Don't mess up his face TOO bad, Jesse!"

DANIELS: "That was text book, I am impressed!"

-Montana picks up Styles and gives him a chop to the chest-

CROWD: "WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!"

MASTERS: "God I hate that, every time!"

-Montana then picks him up and delivers a vertical suplex. He goes to pick up Stylez, but Stylez surprises him with a roll up small package-

REFEREE: "1"

-kick out-

MASTERS: "Smart move by Stylez, the element of surprise is always a deadly one, Jarred!"

DANIELS: "Indeed it is, but Montana seems to have more ring presence than that to get duped so quickly!"

-Stylez gets up first and lands a dropkick on Montana's shoulder as he was getting up, knocking him back down. Stylez runs to the ropes, and comes back with a baseball slide right into the same shoulder. He then leaps up and comes back with a legdrop, aiming for the shoulder-

MASTERS: "There's a plan, find an area on the body, and work it over raw!"

DANIELS: "Both men are quite impressive so far, and are making great additions to the CZW roster!"

-Stylez picks up Montana, and goes for a kick. Montana grabs it, but Stylez leaps up and hits an enziguri to the back of Montana's head. Montana flops down, and Stylez takes a moment to pose-

MASTERS: "What are you doing, don't play up to the sheep!! Go for a pin, Stylez!!"

-Stylez then goes for a pin, but only gets a 1 and 1/2 count. He picks up Montana and then throws him to the ropes.. On the return, Stylez leaps up and hits another picture perfect move, a Frankensteiner-

DANIELS: "What an AWESOME move, Montana is dazed!"

MASTERS: "This kid is really showing us something, this Stylez! I like it!"

-Montana is thrown towards the ropes, and then slides his way out of the ring in a daze. Stylez takes notice, and measures him up. He goes to the ropes.. but Montana sees it, and moves out of the way as Stylez comes crashing down onto the floor after a failed plancha-

DANIELS: "Yeah, he's showing you what NOT to do when jumping out of a wrestling ring!"

MASTERS: "Hey, leave the smart comments to me and do your job!"

-Montana picks up Stylez, and then sends him crashing into the guardrail-

MASTERS: "YOWZA! That can't be good for the ribs!"

-Stylez cringes in pain, as the crowd is electric. The referee is counting, So Montana picks up Stylez and helps him back into the ring. As Stylez lays on the mat, Montana makes his way up the turnbuckle-

DANIELS: "Oh, what is he doing here, going for the high risk maneuver!?"

MASTERS: "He's looking to end this match, RIGHT NOW!"

-Montana turns around, and leaps up.. and NAILS a moonsault!-

REFEREE: "1........... 2............" - kick out!

MASTERS: "I thought he had him there, Jarred! That was a beautiful moonsault, and even though I don't like this guy, he's got moves!"

DANIELS: "Ah, but does he have style?"

MASTERS: (pause) "Shut up Daniels!"

-Montana goes to pick up Matt, but Matt surprises him with a face rake. Then Matt leaps up and hits a standing dropkick to the same shoulder he was working on the before. He picks up Montana, hits him a few times, and bends him down.. picks him up.. POWER BOMB-

DANIELS: "Listen to the thud of flesh meeting mat! Montana's skull just bounced up like a basketball!"

MASTERS: "That'll give you a concussion, some dementia, and maybe even a broken neck!"

-Stylez goes for the cover but only gets a 2 count. He picks Montana up, and hits a few chops of his own as the crowd woo's to Masters' disgust. He moves him into the corner, and irish whips him to the side. He follows behind and nails a spear on Montana, crushing him into the turnbuckle-

MASTERS: "That'll knock the piss-winding out of you for sure! Look at Montana slump to the mat!"

DANIELS: "Stylez thinks he's got this match well in hand!"

-Stylez poses to the crowd, who are mostly booing him now. He doesn't seem to mind. He kicks at Montana as he is down. He picks up Montana and tosses him to the ropes.. but Montana ducks the clothesline. He comes back, and hits a flying elbow, right to the face of Stylez! Both men slump to the mat-

DANIELS: "It looks like he was working on pure instinct there, and now both men are laid out!"

-Montana clutches his shoulder as both men slowly get up at the same time. They exchange a few punches. Montana gets the advantage. He knees Stylez in the gut, and bounces off the ropes.. boot to the head. He picks up Stylez and slams him into the corner, wincing at the pain in his shoulder. He chops Stylez a few times, and then lifts him up on the top turnbuckle. He follows up, punches Styles a few times.. leaps up... and nails a Frankensteiner of his own, from the top rope!-

DANIELS: "That tossed Stylez literally all the way across the ring!"

MASTERS: "But look at Montana, the damage is done! Both men are laying on the mat!"

-Montana slowly crawls over to Stylez, and lays an arm across his chest-

REFEREE: "1.......... 2........ 3"-KICK OUT!

DANIELS: "I thought for sure that this was it!"

MASTERS: "Well you're an idiot, and you know what idiots do? They get it wrong!!"

-Both men slowly get up, sluggishly swinging at each other. Montana grabs Stylez, and hits a DDT! The crowd erupts-

DANIELS: "He's going for another pin, he's going for another pin!!"

MASTERS: "Don't get your panties in a bind there, Daniels!"

-Stylez kicks out at 2 again. Montana shows a little bit of frustration as he can't seem to put Matt away. He picks up Stylez, but Stylez springs up and kicks Montana in the gut. He grabs his head-

(THUD!)

DANIELS: "Stylez just hit his reverse neckbreaker, called THE SERIAL CODE!!"

MASTERS: "But is that enough, Daniels? Matt can't seem to capitolize!"

-Matt takes a very long time in attempting a pin, and Jesse kicks out at the very last instance. The crowd cheers. Both men are now on their knees, taking turns hitting each other. Jesse slaps Matt. Matt jabs Jesse. They both stand up, and Matt gets the upper hand. He hits him with a European uppercut. He then steps back and pushes off the ropes, grabs Jesse's head and brings it down with a sit out facebuster-

DANIELS: "That'll lose you some teeth!"

MASTERS: "Tell me about it, ouch!"

-Matt signals that he is going to go up top, and the crowd gets electric. He exhaustingly climbs up to the top rope, stares down at Jesse, and leaps!-

(THUD!!)

DANIELS: "NO!!"

MASTERS: "HA HA HA... Stylez knocked the referee out as he was coming down on Montana!"

-Stylez leapt with a flying somersault senton, and kicked the referee in the face in the progess. The ref goes down, but Stylez still hits Montana. He goes for the pin, but then realizes what happened-

MASTERS: "He had the match, right there! If that dumb ref wasn't in the way, we'd have a winner!"

-Stylez picks up Montana, and throws him into the ropes. Stylez goes for a clothesline, but Montana ducks and circles around. Montana hits a bridging german suplex! A second referee runs down to the ring, as the first one groggly goes to count-

MASTERS: "Wait, what?"

REFEREES: "1..1.... 2..2....... 3..3!!!!!!!!!!!"

*DING DING DING*

DANIELS: "Wait, what's going on here?? They both pinned each other!!"

-The referees look at each other, and each go to raise the hand of who they think is the winner. They begin to argue, as the crowd is electric-

("King Of My World" hits the sound system as the crowd goes nuts with cheers)

DANIELS: "Here comes the boss!"

MASTERS: "He'll sort this out for sure!"

(Haywire makes his way out onto the stage with the World title in his hands. Haywire reaches the ring and climbs into the ring as he takes the microphone from his pocket and he raises it to his mouth to speak)

HAYWIRE: "Whoa, whoa, whoa! Everyone here saw it, and I'm not about to let a screw job go down on my watch! Here's what I think... I think BOTH men should qualify for the Highway to Hell, making this match a DRAW!"

MASTERS: "WHAT!? Stylez obviously won it!"

DANIELS: "Are you blind and dumb? They just pinned each other!"

-The crowd roars in respect for both men's efforts.They look at each other, and grudgily shake hands and leave the ring. Haywire stays in the ring-

HAYWIRE: "Now that we have that settled.. Ladies and gentlemen last week at the first ever Warzone we blew the roof off of the place as we had a rumble to crown our first World Heavyweight Champion!"

-The crowd goes nuts as they chant the name Zodiac-

HAYWIRE: "Not only did this man become the first CZW World Champion but he outlasted 23 other men to do so. So would you all please welcome at this time The World Heavyweight Champion....THE ZODIAC THRILLA!!"

("Another Body Murdered" begins to play over the PA as the crowd goes nuts. Out walks The Zodiac Thrilla, wearing his black and white wrestling tights, a plain black t-shirt, and a solid black bandana covering his face. He stops for a second and poses as a small firework display goes off)

*BOOM BOOM BOOM!!*

-Zodiac then struts his way down to the ring, enters, and poses at each of the ringposts. He then steps down to face Haywire, and moves the bandana down and around his neck. Haywire takes a step back and fixes his suit as he then looks down at Zodiac. He then glances at the World title-

HAYWIRE: "Zodiac I know emotions are running wild and you are very pleased to be the first CZW World Champion! However, I have to ask you this question. Is there any man in the back that you are worried about that could very well take this very title from you?"

-Haywire raises the microphone to Zodiac's mouth-

ZODIAC: "Well, dawg, I wouldn't use the word 'worried.' There are a few peeps in da back that I think are great athletes, some folks that could definitely take me to the bar and beyond. Ace King, J.A. Sawyer, and even Adam Swinger gained a bit o' respect from me in the final four part of da rumble. And El Pablo looks like someone that could I could work some "five star" matches wit. But worried? Nah, man, nah."

-Haywire sighs as he speaks-

HAYWIRE: "I have gotten to know alot of the superstars in the back but the one who has the most experience so far to date seems to be Tim Timmons. Tim Timmons said in his first interview in CZW he was coming for one thing and thats the World title. Now as things looks he has his eyesight on the tag titles later on tonight but what would you like to say to Tim Timmons and everyone in the back?"

ZODIAC: "Well what I gots to say is dis. Tim Timmons and everyone in the back, it ain't no secret. They want to be where I am. And who can blame them? Come one, come all. I am a champion's champion. I will defend that belt against anyone you deem worthy. The best will fall... and the rest will follow. Makes no bit o' difference to me."

-Haywire claps his hands as he then begins to speak-

HAYWIRE: "You see this is a champion, this is the kind of attitude you have to have! I mean Zodiac is the total package and surely a force to reckon with. Zodiac as you may be aware at the first CZW PPV there is going to be a "Highway To Hell Cage match" where five men will enter to try and win the right to face you for a future title shot. Now as of right now there is no bookings for a World Title shot but if I was to let's say book a match who would you like to face?"

ZODIAC: "Well, Haywire, let's put it like dis. There's gonna be 5 men fighting each other to face the World Champion at a future event. Well... who's gonna be facing me AT the PPV? Because sure 'nuff.. the crowd wants it here..."

-crowd cheers-

ZODIAC: "The crowd wants it at home... and a PPV wouldn't be right without The Zodiac Thrilla headlining the card. Who do I think I should face? I don't give a damn. You could put Tim Timmons in there.. you could put Ace King in there... you could put George W. Bush in there and it wouldn't make me flinch for one second. Whoever it is, they're in for da thrill of their life. And on that note, let me address Matt Stylez real quick. He wants to come into the CZW as "The Serial Thriller?" I'm already dealin' the chills and thrills here, Stylez. Hell you don't even understand the irony and cleverness of my name. I'd tell ya to go look at a history book, but I doubt it'd sink in. Guess you'll just have to keep wonderin', pup. The bottom line is, I'm on a higher level than you.You've got the world to prove.. and I ain't got SHIT to prove. Come see me when you've done something to back up that spewing geyser you call a mouth. Anyone you got, Haywire, I'll face 'em all and I'll beat 'em all. BELEE' DAT!!"

-Haywire looks at Zodiac as if he is surprised-

HAYWIRE: "Well I will tell you what, Zodiac, I have a guy in mind and none of them have been made aware of this until now and Zodiac considering your opponent this week is unable to fight I am going to make a huge match. At the PPV it is going to be the World Champion Zodiac vs Caleb Walker and just to make sure there is no interference the special referee is going to be none other than........The GM himself...Haywire!!"

-Haywire waits for a response from Zodiac as the crowd goes nuts-

ZODIAC: "Hells yeah, dawg!! That works for me! I was supposed to take on that big man tonight but he couldn't make it. And I gots a theory 'bout dis, but that's for another day. And now it don't matter. Neither here nor there, I gladly accept your proposal, Mr. GM! And I know you'll call it right down the middle, daddy!!"

HAYWIRE: "You're damn right I will and on that note ladies and gentlemen the first ever CZW World Champion... ZODIAC!"

-Haywire sets the World title on Zodiac's shoulder as he steps over the top rope and exits the ring. He takes a seat at the ring announcing table. Zodiac then poses for the crowd some more, and then exits the ring-

HAYWIRE: "Hello boys."

DANIELS: "Welcome, Mr. GM! What a blockbuster, Walker vs Zodiac at Hostile Intentions!"

MASTERS: "Quit sucking up, Daniels! But that is quite a match, Haywire."

HAYWIRE: "Yes, it's a very exciting announcement. I will make sure everything goes fair and the best man will walk out the CZW World Champion!"

DANIELS: "Sounds great to me, Haywire! Now it's time for the tag title match!"

TOWERS: "The following contest is scheduled for one fall and is a three-way Tables Match to crown the first CZW Tag Team Champions!"

(As the big screen lights up, the song "You Could Be Mine" by Guns 'N' Roses begins to play)

TOWERS: "Introducing first, at a total combined weight of 742 lbs, Glacier and Ice Breaker...The Alaskan Warriors!"

(The Warriors make their way to ringside. Ice Breaker threatens cameraman Taylor Maxwell and a member of the arena staff, but Glacier steps in to calm his partner down)

TOWERS: "The next team, at a total combined weight of 498 lbs *(the song 'Staring Through the Eyes of the Dead' by Cannibal Corpse begins)*, Jimmy and Teddy, The Chainsaw Brothers!"

(The twosome appear from behind the curtain and head for the ring, and they both, particularly Jimmy, seem surprised that the fans are cheering for them)

TOWERS: "The last team tonight, weighing in at 483 lbs, Tim Timmons and Adam Swinger, New Blood Rising!"

(Timmons' music, 'Stricken' by Disturbed, plays as the team walks out. Timmons looks at the audience like they are all lepers while Swinger strides purposefully to Jessica Towers, who is stepping out of the ring. Swinger snatches the microphone from her hand)

SWINGER: "Where did you learn your announcing skills, wench? It's The Phenomenal... Amazing... Captivating... Adam SWINGERRRRR!"

-The crowd jeers as Tims Timmons laughs so hard his face turns red-

HAYWIRE: "The rules of this match are simple. There are six folding tables stationed throughout the ringside area. When one competitor causes another competitor to go through and break a table, the match is over and that team will be declared winner. While there are no disqualifications or countouts, the table must be inside the ring when it breaks for the fall to count, with two referees watching to make the call."

DANIELS: "Thank you, Haywire. It appears that Glacier, Timmons, and Teddy Chainsaw will start the match."

MASTERS: "Can I ask something, Haywire. If this is a no DQ match, why is the ref even sending guys out on to the apron?"

HAYWIRE: "Most likely to start out the match with a little control. Eventually, with this kind of match, any semblance of control will disintegrate."

MASTERS: "Blood and guts, boys! My bread and butter!"

-The bell rings, and Glacier and Timmons go right for each other with punches, kicks, and elbows. Height and weight wise, they stack up pretty evenly. Teddy Chainsaw waits in the corner, then leaves the ring, waving to his brother to join him-

MASTERS: "What are those Chainsauce Brothers doing? Don't they realize there is a match going on?"

HAYWIRE: "Thinking ahead, I'd wager. They are already grabbing a table."

-Timmons and Glacier brawl back and forth, but Timmons suddenly rakes his opponent's eyes, then bounces off the ropes and takes Glacier down with a running elbow across Glacier's forehead. Timmons follows up with a big leg drop and goes for the pin-

DANIELS: "What is he doing? There are no pinfalls in this match!"

MASTERS: "Reflex. He saw an opportunity. Good Lord, what is that noise Ice Breaker is making?"

DANIELS: "I think that's the mating call of a rabid Bison."

MASTERS: "Oh, so you think you're Sam Kinison, now?"

DANIELS: "Sam who? Is he new to CZW?"

MASTERS: "Haywire, can we send him home?"

-Meanwhile, Ice Breaker bellows to the rafters then steps into the ring. As Breaker moves to help Glacier, Adam Swinger hops to the top rope and launches himself at the behemoth. Breaker catches Swinger but stumbles backward, and both men fall out of the ring over the top rope. As Jimmy Chainsaw pushes the first table into the ring, Teddy leaves the table he had just set up at ringside to attack a stunned Swinger and Breaker. Timmons stands Glacier up for another move, but Glacier drops to the mat and rolls as Jimmy runs THROUGH Timmons from behind. Standing, Glacier make some hands signs to Jimmy as if he were lifting something, and Jimmy agrees. Together, they press Tim Timmons up over their heads and toss him out of the ring and through the table at ringside. The audience cheers wildly-

HAYWIRE: "And that doesn't even count for the win."

DANIELS: "Wow. Not even five minutes and its getting ugly."

MASTERS: "What are you talking about, Daniels? 66% of the men in there are ugly!"

-At ringside, Teddy Chainsaw and Adam Swinger brawl, throwing punches and kicks at each other with fury. Teddy, the brawling specialist, gets the better of the exchange, but Swinger rope-walks the ringside barrier, steps onto the announcers table, suggests that Jarred Daniels do something terribly inappropriate for TV, then backflips into the charging Teddy Chainsaw. As Teddy begins to rise, Swinger kips up off the floor and acknowledge the fans before dropkicking the groggy Chainsaw Brother. The fans boo loudly-

DANIELS: "That was an incredible display of acrobatic prowess, William."

MASTERS: 'And Swinger did a great flip, too."

-Shaking himself, Tim Timmons begins sliding a second table into the ring as The Alaskan Warriors work over Jimmy Chainsaw. Timmons props the table up in the corner. Ice Breaker sees him and charges across the ring. Timmons sees him coming and moves, and Ice Breaker crashes through the table into the corner-

MASTERS: "It's done! It's done! New Blood Rising are the Tag Champs!"

-The ref in the ring motions for the match to continue-

MASTERS: "I don't get it."

HAYWIRE: "Timmons didn't do anything except get out of the way. The match will go on."

DANIELS: "Look! Adam Swinger is climbing to the top rope!"

Tim Timmons picks up a piece of the destroyed table as Swinger balances on the turnbuckle next to Ice Breaker. Glacier has set up the undamaged table in the ring. Teddy Chainsaw joins his brother to blast Glacier with a double avalanche clothesline. Ice Breaker sees Swinger and punches him in the gut, then rocker-launches him across the ring and onto the table, which cracks but does not break. Swinger slides off the side of the table, stunned and possibly injured-

HAYWIRE: "Good Lord! That hurts so much more when the table doesn't break!"

-Timmons nails Ice Breaker twice with the jagged chunk of table, busting Breaker open, but the bloody monster grabs Tim and they tumble back to ringside, fighting all the way. The Chainsaws hit Glacier with a double side-Russian leg sweep, then Jimmy sets Glacier up while Teddy heads for the ropes-

HAYWIRE: "They call this the 'Texas Chainsaw Massacre!" If they hit this, it is over!"

-Glacier sees Teddy bound into the ropes, and not even knowing what exactly was coming, he grabs Jimmy and bites him on the exposed part of his forehead-

DANIELS: "Glacier is biting him! Jimmy is bleeding!"

-It happens fast. As Teddy rebounds off the ropes, Glacier shoves Jimmy aside and catches Teddy in a perfect Anderson spinebuster, slamming Teddy Chainsaw down through the table in the ring. The bell rings as Jimmy wipes blood from his eyes, not believing what just happened. The displeasure of the audience sounds loudly as Jessica Towers says through the PA system-

"The Winners, and CZW's first Tag Team Champions...The Alaskan Warriors!"

-The new tag team champs begin to celebrate in the middle of the ring. They pose with their belts and hold them high for the entire audience to see. The crowd is booing-

MASTERS: "I Love it!! Glacier and Ice Breaker are the best!! Wait, WHO IS THAT!?"

-The celebration is ended swiftly as the lights dim into a golden color and from no where two men jump the barricade. Both wearing Middle Eastern traditional clothing. They jump in the ring and proceed to pummel the NEW tag team champions with chairs. Glacier goes to defend himself with a punch to the "Giant" that stands before him, but this mammoth of a man grabs Glacier's hand and begins to squeeze bringing Glacier to his knees. Then Ice Breaker, seeing his partner groveling in pain, attempts to assist. As he runs toward the beastly man, the second of the two invaders catches him with a chairshot and brings him to the ground. The beast of a man then headbutts Glacier, who falls to the mat helplessly. The Biggest of the two intruders then picks up Glacier and places his head between his legs. The man looks around the arena before grabbing Glacier's waist and lifting him high into the air and then slamming him hard into the mat. Glacier bounces off the mat with a thunderous sound and lays motionless. Ice Breaker had seen this and goes to his partners aid, unfortunately the destruction was not finished. The giant of a man applies a grip onto the shoulder of Ice Breaker causing him intense pain, signified by the look on his face. The smaller "ring leader" intruder grins and points to the sky. The Giant smiles and lets out an evil laugh as he grabs Ice Breaker and sets him up for the same fate as his partner. Ice's head is placed between the thighs of this monster and soon he too is lifted to the skies. Instead of getting slammed right away, the monster holds him in the air for a moment. Ice begins to fight to get out of the grasp of this beast. However, he doesn't see the smaller of the two men, whom by this point is on top of the turnbuckle. Ice Breaker's eyes get huge as he looks at this man. The man then jumps from the top turnbuckle delivering a missile drop kick to a helpless Ice Breaker. This causes the monster to slam Ice down with even more power then he had Glacier. Now both members of The Alaskan Warriors lay motionless on the ground. The men adjust their attire and retrieve a microphone for the smaller man-

MAN #1: "Congratulations. You are the first scum to become tag team champions and the first scum to feel the sheer power of Arabia. I am Shadid Mehtar, my friend is Khalid Magen. We are from Saudi Arabia and are tired of this country's disgracing of this sport."

-The man looks into the camera, and his partner looks down at the destruction he they had caused.-

MEHTAR: "We are the newest signees to the CZW Roster. We are The Suicide Bombers. As you might have guessed, We are here to clean this country of its obese, pitiful excuses for professional wrestlers, and are here to bring honor back to the middle east. Far too long have we been scrutinized for not being like you filthy mangy animals that call yourselves Americans. Do you know what it's like trying to board a plane? No you don't. I am sure that half of you imbeciles that were sitting next to us thought we were going to destroy this place, when in reality we only destroyed this pitiful excuse for a tag team. My friend here does not talk very often, You see he needs not to speak because his actions can speak louder than any of your pathetic American words can."

-Shadid walks over and picks up the two tag team belts that had fallen to the mat during the destruction caused by him and Khalid. He picks them up and smiles looking into the fans-

SHADID: "These belts will be ours soon enough. You see, We did not make it here in time to get signed up for this competition. We were forced to endure a subpar wrestling match by horrific athletes, if you can call them that. Although, we did sign ourselves into the match as you all may have witnessed. These champions are pathetic, and soon enough The Pride of the Middle East, Khalid Magen and Shadid Mehtar will hold this gold that should be ours as is. Are you uncomfortable filthy Americans? You should be because no wrestling organization has ever seen the damage that we will cause to the CZW. Soon you will all see the errors of your way and PRAISE ARABIA!!! Filthy mongrels…"

-Shadid throws the belts onto the two destroyed partners laying in the middle of the ring. He then proceeds to spit on the two bodies. Just then, two new guys run into the ring, armed with chairs. The Suicide Bombers scram, as they were not expecting this. The guys with chairs are Chase Williams and James Douglas, the New Age Wrecking Crew. As they look out at the Suicide Bombers, The Alaskan Warriors try to gather their senses. The Crew turns around, and the two teams face down. The Warriors would attack, if they weren't so caught off guard and dazed. The Crew cautiously get out of the ring-

HAYWIRE: "What a way for two teams to make their debut here tonight!! I wouldn't expect such characters as Shadid and Khalid to attack the Warriors, but since they're american I guess all bets are off!"

DANIELS: "I think it's more because they are tag champions, and it doesn't matter to The Bombers. They want the gold!"

MASTERS: "I... I don't know how to feel about all of this."

DANIELS: "We'll be taking a short intermission, see you in a moment!"

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-CZW comes back from a brief intermission as the announcer Jessica Towers makes her way in to the middle of the ring with a smile on her face she raises the microphone to her mouth to speak-

TOWERS: "Ladies and gentlemen the following contest is for the CZW X Championship! Making his way to the ring at this time from Portsmouth, England, weighing 175 pounds....EL PABLO!"

("BEEN TRAINING DOGS" plays over the PA. El Pablo makes his way out to the ring as the fans give a loud reaction. El Pablo makes his way down the walk way and into the ring. El Pablo hops on the ropes and poses as Jessica Towers speaks)

TOWERS: "And his opponent.. making his way to the ring from BUFFALO, NEW YORK.. weighing in at 209 pounds "IRISH" IAN CHADWICK!"

(Ian Chadwick makes his way onto the stage with a case of beer in his hand as "TUPTHUMPING" plays. He then makes his way down the ramp way. Ian Chadwick climbs on the side of the ring as he opens a can of beer and puts it in his mouth as he spits it into the crowd)

DANIELS: "Here is my pick to become the first CZW X Champion!"

-William Masters gives Jarred Daniels a surprised look-

MASTERS: "No, Daniels, you are too stupid to realize who will be the first X Champion. His name is El Pablo!"

DANIELS: "You like El Pablo!?"

MASTERS: "I might as well, he's the least ugly of the bunch!"

-El Pablo and Ian Chadwick look at each other as Jessica Towers speaks-

TOWERS: "Their opponent.. making his way to the ring, at this time from GRAND RAPIDS, MICHIGAN....'The Working Man' J.A. SAWYER!!!"

("BLUE COLLAR MAN" BY STYX hits the sound system as JA Sawyer makes his way out onto the stage. He makes his way down the ramp way and claps some hands of a few fans)

-JA Sawyer goes to climb on the side of the ring but before he can El Pablo charges over the top rope hitting a cross body sending both men crashing to the ground-

DANIELS: "El Pablo isn't wasting any time as he takes out Sawyer to the outside!"

-El Pablo gets to his feet as he begins to kick JA Sawyer in the ribs. Ian Chadwick is waiting for El Pablo to turn around. El Pablo turns around just as Ian Chadwick comes over the top rope with a moonsault onto both men on the outside!-

MASTERS: "Now that's what I am talking about! Ian Chadwick is the man!"

-El Pablo and JA Sawyer try to get back to their feet as Ian Chadwick grabs both men by the heads and smashes them together. He then plays up to the crowd-

DANIELS: "Chadwick is wasting time here, William..."

MASTERS: "Tell me something I don't know!"

-Chadwick bends over to pick up JA Sawyer but as he does JA Sawyer hits a belly to belly suplex, causing Chadwick to go down hard and hold his back in pain. JA Sawyer picks Chadwick up and throws him in the ring. JA Sawyer rolls in the ring and gets to his feet as he starts punching Ian Chadwick. El Pablo looks under the ring and begins to chuck any weapons he can find into the ring, causing both Sawyer and Ian to stop and dodge the objects-

DANIELS: "He is throwing everything in but the kitchen sink!"

HAYWIRE: "Actually there's the sink right there!"

-El Pablo rolls into the ring and picks up a stop sign as he comes up from behind JA Sawyer and smashes him in the back of the head. JA Sawyer drops to his knees as El Pablo smashes him once again-

MASTERS: "El Pablo has taken control of this match."

DANIELS: "Just wait until Ian Chadwick gets ahold of him!"

HAYWIRE: "This is a brawl for all, and I'm loving it!"

-El Pablo punches Sawyer in the face as El Pablo runs over to the other side of the ring and charges at Ian Chadwick. Ian Chadwick hops on the ropes as El Pablo crashes into the ring post, Ian Chadwick hits a sunset flip as he goes for the pin as the referee goes for the count-

Referee: "1...2..."-kick out!

DANIELS: "Ian Chadwick just tried to steal the win from El Pablo!"

MASTERS: "Ian was so close but El Pablo managed to kick out just in the nick of time! That's why he's the guy!"

-El Pablo looks at Ian Chadwick with a suprised look on his face as Ian Chadwick just stands there and shrugs his shoulders. El Pablo gets to his feet and charges at Ian Chadwick once again but this time hitting a dropkick. JA Sawyer is to his feet as he is waiting for El Pablo to turn around and as soon as El Pablo does JA Sawyer smashes a steel chair over El Pablo head!-

(THUD!!)

DANIELS: "MY God! That must of busted El Pablo open there!"

HAYWIRE: "If it didn't, I will be surprised."

-El Pablo falls face first to the mat as blood is seen trickling down his face and dripping on the mat. As Ja Sawyer then walks over to Ian Chadwick, he picks him up. JA Sawyer picks Ian Chadwick up and throws him to the ropes. As JA Sawyer bends down to do a back body drop Ian Chadwick knees Sawyer in the side of the head. JA Sawyer staggers back as Ian Chadwick bounces off the ropes and goes to hit a crossbody but JA Sawyer catches him and hits a fall away slam sending Ian Chadwick half way across the ring-

DANIELS: "Look at the strength of Sawyer, he just manhandled Ian Chadwick with that fall away slam!"

MASTERS: "I am SHOCKED he has that kind of ability!"

-Sawyer walks over to El Pablo and picks him up as blood is seen pouring down his forehead. JA Sawyer looks around the ring and finds a staple gun as he puts the gun to El Pablo's head and pushes the stable in the skull of El Pablo! El Pablo is screaming out in pain as blood pours from his cut above his right eye!-

DANIELS: "HOLY COW! That was just uncalled for!"

MASTERS: "It's a hardcore match, there are no rules but to win!"

-JA Sawyer is laughing as El Pablo forces the staple out of his head. Sawyer turns his back to El Pablo as he plays up to the crowd in the middle of the ring. El Pablo gets to his feet with an angry expression on his face. As he comes up from behind, he hits a germen suplex on JA Sawyer. El Pablo sees Ian Chadwick leaning on the ropes for support. El Pablo sneaks out of the ring and makes his way towards Ian Chadwick. El Pablo picks up a steel chair and smashes Ian Chadwick right in the face as Ian Chadwick moves back a few steps and falls to the mat. El Pablo then looks under the ring and pulls out 3 tables and puts two of the tables in the ring. El Pablo sets the third table outside as he then takes out a ladder from under the ring, as well-

DANIELS: "What in the hell is El Pablo thinking??"

MASTERS: "I have no idea but it is going to be crazy, that's for sure!"

HAYWIRE: "Carnage and mayhem, that's what hardcore is all about!"

-El Pablo sets the ladder in the ring and then pours gasoline on the table on the outside of the ring and sets it on fire. El Pablo then rolls into the ring and takes JA Sawyer on the side of the ring.... and hits a piledriver right threw the burning table!! JA Sawyer is rolling around on the ground in pain as he holds the back of his head as the crowd goes nuts chanting "HOLY SHIT!! HOLY SHIT!!"-

DANIELS: "El Pablo just sent JA Sawyer through that burning table and could of possibly broken Sawyer's neck!!"

MASTERS: "Well spit happens and if you can't stand the heat get out of the kitchen!"

-El Pablo rolls in the ring as Ian Chadwick is back to his feet waiting for El Pablo to get in the ring. El Pablo looks at Ian Chadwick and runs towords him and out of nowhere Ian Chadwick hits the ONE PUNCH K.O.! El Pablo drops to the mat as Ian Chadwick goes for the pin-

REFEREE: "1....2...2.99999..."-KICK OUT!

DANIELS: "EL PABLO JUST KICKED OUT!"

MASTERS: "HOW IN THE HELL DID HE JUST DO THAT!?"

-Ian Chadwick gets to his feet as he looks over at the referee with a shocked look on his face. Ian Chadwick stalks El Pablo and waits for El Pablo to get back to his feet. As Ian Chadwick goes for THE ONE PUNCH K.O. again, El Pablo ducks as Ian Chadwick smashes into JA Sawyer who is on the side of the ring and sends him crashing on to the guardrail. Ian Chadwick turns around and gets a DDT onto a chair from El Pablo. El Pablo gets back to his feet and sets up the two tables. El Pablo then puts Ian Chadwick on his shoulders and just manages to set him on top of the two tables-

DANIELS: "What is El Pablo going to do now??"

HAYWIRE: "Your guess is as good as mine."

-El Pablo grabs a beer from the 12 pack and sets up the ladder in the middle of the ring as he climbs the ladder and stops at the very top as he puts the beer in his mouth and spits it into the air. El Pablo then stands up on the top of the ladder and hits the "PABLO SPLASH" right through the two tables!!-

DANIELS: "OH MY GOD BOTH MEN MUST BE DEAD!!!"

MASTERS: "I...I..I don't know what to say!"

HAYWIRE: "That's a first!"

-El Pablo slowly crawls over to Ian Chadwick and puts his arm over his chest as the referee drops to the mat and goes for the count-

REFEREE: "1....2.................3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

* DING DING DING *

-The referee calls for the bell as he takes the X Championship from the the ring attendant and hands it to El Pablo, who is on his knees-

TOWERS: "Here is your winner and the first ever CZW X Champion....EL PABLO!!!!!!!!!!"

(crowd cheers)

-El Pablo looks at the title and kisses it before putting it in the air and then on his shoulder. His face is drenched in blood. El Pablo grabs the 12 pack and opens two beers as he drinks both of them down. He then tosses one in Sawyer's general direction, and the same for Chadwick. El Pablo then exits the ring as referees and other staff comes to the ring to attend to Ian Chadwick and JA Sawyer, as El Pablo is seen standing at the top of the stage with the X Title around his waist-

-Suddenly the Janitor from earlier with Ian appears, and he goes immediately to check on Sawyer. He has a great look of concern on his face. Sawyer and Chadwick are both standing on their own, so the injuries aren't too severe, but the look in their eyes explains the pain they've endured-

DANIELS: "That was one hell of a match and we still have much more to come!"

HAYWIRE: "I can't wait!"

DANIELS: "Well you don't have to wait long! It's time for our Main Event!"

HAYWIRE: "This is what the people came to see!"

MASTERS: "I'm telling you right here and now, "The Cowboy" Jeremy Dart will be your first Intercontinental Champion!"

DANIELS: "We'll see about that! Let's take it to Jessica!"

TOWERS: "And now ladies and gentlemen, it is time for the MAIN EVENT!"

(Crowd cheers loudly)

TOWERS: "This will be a Five Way Battle Royal Elimination match to determine the first ever CZW Intercontinental Champion!"

(crowd continues to cheer)

TOWERS: "The only way to be eliminated is to be either pinned or to submit, and we will have two referees for the match as this is NOT a tag situation, all five men will be live all at once!"

(Crowd bursts into more cheers)

TOWERS: "Introducing first..."

("CRUSHCRUSHCRUSH" by PARAMORE begins to play over the PA)

TOWERS: "Hailing from Glasgow, Scotland and weighing in at 235 pounds.. here is "SCOTLAND'S FINEST" CHRIS DEE!!"

(Dee makes his way out onto the ramp as the crowd boos him. He pauses and seems to relish the jeers.)

MASTERS: "He loves it, Jarred! HE REALLY LOVES IT!"

HAYWIRE: "It doesn't seem to phase him, that's for sure."

DANIELS: "Well, no matter what we know he's a great athlete!"

("WATCH UR MOUF" by the WU-TANG CLAN begins to play as the boos turn to cheers)

TOWERS: "And hailing from Tampa, Florida.. weighing in at 240 pounds... here is "#1 DRAFT PICK" MACK BEAUDIN!"

(Beaudin steps out and poses as the crowd cheer. He makes his way down to the ring)

DANIELS: "Beaudin was very impressive in the Rumble For the Gold, being the odd man out of the final four!"

MASTERS: "Close but no cigar doesn't cut it here in the big leagues!"

HAYWIRE: "Beaudin can bounce back, though. I have faith in him."

("SAVE A HORSE (RIDE A COWBOY)" by BIG & RICH begins to play. Out from the back staggers "The Cowboy" Jeremy Dart, who appears to be intoxicated. The crowd boos him as he stumbles down the ramp)

HAYWIRE: "What is this!? Dart knows better than that!"

DANIELS: "Apparently he does not! Look at him, he can barely get in the ring!"

MASTERS: "It's all a ploy, Daniels! He's a shark!"

("BLUR THE TECHNICOLOR" by WHITE ZOMBIE begins to play)

TOWERS: "And next... hailing from Hull, England... weighing in at 310 pounds... "THE NORTHERN LIGHT" ANDREW ARASHAVIN!"

(The crowd cheers as Andrew makes his way out)

DANIELS: "This guy is huge and impressive! He is recorded to be 6'7"!"

HAYWIRE: "Hell, he's -almost- as tall as me!"

MASTERS: "He ain't got nothing on Dart though, fellas!"

TOWERS: "And lastly.."

("ACE OF SPADES" by MOTORHEAD begins to play to a huge pop from the crowd)

TOWERS: "Hailing from Las Vegas, Nevada... and weighing in at 205 pounds.. here is "THE GAMBLER" ACE KING!!"

(King makes his way and pauses while the crowd eats it up)

-As King was paused, the four men in the ring begin brawling, not waiting for the bell or King-

HAYWIRE: "These guys are hungry, and they're having dinner early!"

DANIELS: "Every one of these men want to be at the top of the IC ladder!"

-King storms down and enters the ring, as Beaudin is brawling with Dee, and Arashavin is pounding down on a drunken Dart. King looks back and forth to decide what to do, and then knocks down Arashavin with a forearm to the back. While he kicks down on Andrew, Beaudin throws Dee into the ropes... Dee comes back to meet a wicked spinebuster!-

HAYWIRE: "Did you hear the thud that Dee made??"

MASTERS: "That won't do nothing but piss Dee off, Mack! You're in for it now!"

-King grabs the massive legs of Arashavin, and turns him around and pulls back with a Boston crab. Andrew hollers in pain, desperately trying to reach the ropes. Dart slowly gets up, stumbles towards King and Andrew.. and dropkicks King in the face-

MASTERS: "OHHH you lost that bet, King! The Cowboy's gonna show you all about BEER GOGGLES!"

DANIELS: "I don't even understand what that means..."

-Dart puts some stiff boots to the fallen King, as Andrew crawls to the ropes. Beaudin is beating down on Dee, and goes to pick him up. Dee hits a thumb to the eye, and Mack is stunned. Dee jumps up, puts his knees near Mack's head and drops back down. Mack jerks up, clenching at his mouth-

HAYWIRE: "That's gotta sting!"

DANIELS: "I can't imagine that feeling too good, that's for sure!"

MASTERS: "Have you ever been in a wrestling match, Daniels?"

DANIELS: "No..."

MASTERS: "Then shut up!"

DANIELS: "I am the commentator, William! I COMMENTATE!"

MASTERS: "You talk too much if you ask me!"

HAYWIRE: "Boys, boys.."

-Dart picks up King and sluggishly motions to Andrew, directing traffic. Andrew reluctantly obliges. Dart irish whips King.. right into a BIG BOOT from Andrew! Dart goes to shake Andrew's hand, but he receives his own big boot as well-

HAYWIRE: "They're not here to make friends, they're here to win gold!"

MASTERS: "Dart won't forget that too soon, Arashavin!"

DANIELS: "Dart's probably already forgotten coming down to the ring, in the first place!"

-Andrew poses for the crowd, and they cheer. Dee is beating down on Beaudin in a corner, and lifts him up on the top turnbuckle. He slaps Beaudin's chest-

(SLAP!)

MASTERS: "That hurts me, just hearing it!"

-As Dee begins to climb up with Beaudin, Arashavin comes from behind and forearms Dee in the back. Dee still grabs Mack's head. Andrew slightly climbs up the turnbuckle with them, positioning Dee's legs around his head. As Dee picks Mack up for a superplex, Andrew lifts Dee up and falls down with an electric chair!!-

(THUD!!!)

DANIELS: "OH MY GOOOODDDD!! ANDREW JUST KILLED MACK AND CHRIS!"

MASTERS: "Jesus, listen to the crowd cheer on this mad man!"

HAYWIRE: "I love it! Do what it takes, by any means necessary!"

-All three men are laid out, as Andrew crashed down on the back of skull hard. King is up, grabs Dart.. and delivers a german suplex. He doesn't let go though, as he picks him up again.. and drops another german down. He still holds on, as he picks Dart up again.. this time delivering a release german suplex, which twists Dart all the way around onto his face-

DANIELS: "HAT TRICK!"

MASTERS: "Shut up, Daniels!"

-King goes for the first cover, but only get a 2 count. King picks up Dart, and begins delivering stiff chops to Dart's chest. Andrew is up and picks up Chris Dee. He raises him up on his shoulders, and drops back down with a samoan drop-

DANIELS: "Standard move, but that must've felt like falling down three stories!"

-He goes for the pin, but gets a 2 count. Mack then blindsides Andrew with a stiff right. He kicks him in the kidney area, and pulls his hair back. Mack talks a little trash before dropping Andrew down with a reverse DDT-

MASTERS: "TALKING TRASH!! I love that!"

HAYWIRE: "I admire the confidence in Mack, but I think his ego check waivers from time to time."

DANIELS: "Mack wants everyone to know what he already knows, and that is that he is the best!"

-King and Dart have been going back and forth, and King gets the upper hand. He then proceeds to toss Dart over the top rope. King follows him out, and continues to kick at him. He picks Dart up, takes a few steps back, and then irish whips him into the steel ring steps!-

(CRASH!!)

DANIELS: "The smack of the flesh!"

MASTERS: "Look at Dart's face, he's bleeding! You fool, King! That's no way to treat the IC Champ!"

-Inside the ring, Mack Beaudin is laying the boots to Chris Dee. He picks him up, flips him off, and hits the GREETINGS FROM TAMPA!-

REFEREE: "1.... 2.......... 3!!"

(CHRIS DEE is eliminated by MACK BEAUDIN)

DANIELS: "One down, four to go!"

MASTERS: "CHRIS DEE WAS ROBBED!"

-Outside of the ring, Dart just low blowed King, leaving him clutching his pelvis area in pain. Dart grabs a chair from one of the fans, and slams it down onto Ace King's back, as blood steadily drips, covering his face-

HAYWIRE: "Ah, the crimson mask! He looks like a man possessed!"

DANIELS: "He's having a drunken fit!"

MASTERS: "He's played you all for fools!"

-Inside the ring, as Chris Dee rolls out, Andrew and Mack are exchanging blows. That doesn't sound right, does it? And out on the floor, Dart picks up King and throws him back into the ring. He slumps King into the corner, face first. He climbs to the top turnbuckle.. grabs King.. and nails THE DART, a Superbomb!-

(THUD!)

DANIELS: "I'm shocked that Dart could pull that move off!"

MASTERS: "I'm telling you, he is like a pool shark! He's played mind games with all of you."

HAYWIRE: "Whatever he's done, it looks like it's working."

-The problem is, Dart really is intoxicated, and as he dropped down with King he stayed down, exhausted. As King and Dart are laid out, Andrew gets the advantage on Mack and nails a choke slam. He notices all three men are down, but instead of going for Mack, he goes and picks up Dart-

MASTERS: "WHAT IS HE DOING!? He should be pinning Beaudin!!"

DANIELS: "He's picking off the weakest.. and drunkest link!"

-He hits Dart with a power bomb, and then goes to the top rope. Dart, surprisingly, gets up rather quickly, but stunned. Andrew dives down and hits a top rope spear! He then grabs a hold of him in a rear naked choke!-

DANIELS: "He calls this the SHOOT STYLE!"

MASTERS: "I call it a mistake!"

-One of the referees, Darrin Powers, goes to ask if Dart wants to give up. Dart says no in the beginning, but starts nodding off. When Dart can no longer answer, he motions for the bell-

MASTERS: "NOOO!!! HE DIDN'T QUIT!"

DANIELS: "He passed out, William, and that's a TKO!"

HAYWIRE: "If he can't go on, he can't go on! Goodbye!"

(JEREMY DART is eliminated by ANDREW ARASHAVIN)

DANIELS: "We're down to three men, 'The Gambler,' 'The Northern Light,' and 'The #1 Draft Pick'!"

MASTERS: "This is blasphemy! Dart was supposed to win this!"

DANIELS: "Dart was drunk and almost couldn't make it to the ring!"

MASTERS: "But he could wipe the floor with your face, and don't you forget it!"

-As soon as Andrew lets go, Mack is back up and attacks. Dart crawls and gets out of the ring. Mack picks up Andrew and grabs.. nails a high angle back suplex! He goes the for the pin-

REFEREE: "1....."-kick out

HAYWIRE: "I am really impressed with this Andrew kid. He's got guts and the size to back them up!"

-King is back up and watching the action, catching his breath. Andrew and Mack lock up.. Andrew with a knee to the gut. He throws him into the ropes.. and King mows him down with a vicious lariat! But then Andrew hits King with one of his Big Boots! Andrew goes for the cover on King but only gets a 2 count-

DANIELS: "This is intense! This is excitement! THIS IS CZW!!"

MASTERS: "How much did they pay you to say that?"

DANIELS: "Wouldn't you like to know?"

-Andrew and Mack are up, and King is crawling to the ropes. Mack punches Andrew straight in the mouth. He tosses Andrew to the ropes.. and nails a back body drop-

DANIELS: "You can tell these men are getting gassed out there, and who can blame them? This has been one hell of a match."

HAYWIRE: "It sure has, Jarred. This is what CZW is all about."

MASTERS: "They need to hurry this show on the road. I have dinner reservations!"

-King and Beaudin are up, and they stare at each other. They then stare down at Andrew, who is already getting up. They both look at each other again and then hit Andrew with a double chop-

CROWD: "WOOOOOO!!!!"

MASTERS: "UGHHHHH!!!!"

-They both grab Andrew and throw him into the ropes.. double shoulderblock. Mack goes to his legs, puts his knees under Andrew's legs and slingshots him up... and He's met with a dropkick courtesy of King-

MASTERS: "This is smart business right here, take care of the big man first!"

-Mack goes for the pin.. but King breaks it up. King grabs Mack, and nails a release Northern Lights suplex. He then nails a legdrop on the fallen Andrew and goes for the pin-

REFEREE: "1.... 2........." - kick out!

HAYWIRE: "Arashavin showing everyone that he's not going down quietly."

DANIELS: "The will of this giant is uncanny!"

MASTERS: "You don't even know what that means!"

-King is up, and Mack yells something at him. King looks at Mack, and then they go back to double teaming Arashavin. They lay the boots to him for a moment, and then pick him up. King throws Andrew into the ropes.. and Mack slams him down with a powerslam! Mack motions for King to the top rope-

DANIELS: "What's he doing here.. he's trying to put the big man down for good!"

HAYWIRE: "Whatever it takes, Daniels. Whatever it takes."

-Beaudin lifts Arashavin up in an electric chair, and moves towards the turnbuckle King climbed. King leaps... DOOMSDAY DEVICE!-

(THUD!)

MASTERS: "Good god man, Andrew almost landed directly on his head!"

HAYWIRE: "Now THAT hurt!"

-Beaudin goes for the cover-

REFEREE: "1....... 2............. 3!!"

(ANDREW ARASHAVIN eliminated by the team effort of ACE KING & MACK BEAUDIN)

DANIELS: "We're down to two competitors, and look at this!"

-Beaudin and King then come face to face, jaw jacking to each other. They begin laying in punches, neither gaining an immediate advantage. Beaudin then hits a head butt that stuns King. He kicks him in the gut, and grabs a hold of him... power bomb! He goes for the pin but only gets a 2 count-

DANIELS: "Both men are just exhausted, and they're pulling out all the stops! Mack looks frustrated, he doesn't know how to put The Gambler down!"

HAYWIRE: "The testicle fortitude of both men shows me they BOTH belong at the top of the show!"

MASTERS: "Don't let Walker or Swinger hear that, they'll blow their lids!"

-Mack picks up King, and delivers a russian legsweep. Mack then looks out to the crowd, who are in a frenzy. Mack goes to climb turnbuckle, looking for a top rope leg drop. He measures King... leaps... but misses, landing squarely on his behind-

MASTERS: "Yikes, good luck trying to sit down for the next week!"

-As Mack is seated on the mat, King lays a stiff kick to his chest-

(THUMP!)

HAYWIRE: "OUCH!!"

-King then nails a stiff kick to Mack's back. He runs to the ropes.. and dropkicks Mack in the face! He picks up Mack... throws him to the ropes... leaping leg lariat! Mack is down, and Ace looks out into the crowd as they chant "ACE! ACE! ACE!"-

MASTERS: "Tell these pigs to shut up, Daniels!"

DANIELS: "What, like I've got some authority!?"

-Ace picks up Mack, who is stunned and exhausted. King gets a wild look in his eye, as he positions Beaudin-

HAYWIRE: "Is this what I think this is!?"

MASTERS: "SOMEBODY BETTER CALL MACK'S MOMMA!!"

(SMASH!!)

-BLACK JACK BOMB!!!!! Mack was dropped on his head, and slumps over, lifeless!-

REFEREE: "1........... 2................... 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

* DING DING DING *

TOWERS: "Your winner... and the first ever CZW INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPION...

"THE GAMBLER" ACE KING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

HAYWIRE: "Congratulations goes out to the Nevada native!"

DANIELS: "What a tremendous match!"

MASTERS: "Now I can go eat!"

-King is on his knees, raising his arms in the air as the crowd continues to chant his name. Mack is surprisingly moving around, and crawls out of the ring. He walks over and grabs the CZW Intercontinental title. As King walks over and stands on a turnbuckle, to bask in his glory, Mack enters the ring again with the belt-

HAYWIRE: "What's going on here..."

DANIELS: "I think Mack is a good sport!"

-King drops down, turns around and notices Mack. He immediately puts on his guard, as Mack stares at him. They carefully walk towards each other, until they're face to face. They pause for a moment, as the crowd is just ecstatic. Mack then lifts the title up, and places it on King's shoulder. They shake hands. Mack grabs King's arm, who believes Mack is going to raise his arm in victory... but instead, Mack nails a short clothesline, leveling King. He then goes out of the ring real quick, and throws in a steel chair. Haywire removes his headset and stands up. Mack comes back into the ring, and picks up King.. positions him... MEANS TO AN END ON THE STEEL CHAIR!!-

MASTERS: "HA HA, DANIELS! There's your sport! PISSED!"

-Beaudin picks up the chair with intentions of more damage, but The GM Haywire gets in the ring and gets between Beaudin and King. Beaudin steps out of the ring, as the crowd is extremely wishy-washy towards his actions. Some cheers, but mostly boos. The camera zooms in on the fallen Ace King as the CZW Intercontinental title is draped over his chest-

DANIELS: "GET SOME HELP OUT THERE! Folks, our time is up, thank you so very much for joining us and stay tuned to our website to find the line up for the NEXT War Zone, coming to you from the Idaho Center, in Boise!"

MASTERS: "GOOD NIGHT EVERYONE!!"

(c) CZW 2008