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*cZw ASSAULT!!!* ---------------------- *********** MATCH 1: ROB WRIGHT vs. DAKOTA SMITH -------------- Wright and Smith started off toe to toe, eye for an eye. Each man took control and kept control for moments at a time before the other reversing. After three minutes into the match, Lizzette Morgana came down with a chair and a notebook watching the match with Charles standing behind her in his suit watching on. This distracted Rob Wright, who turned around right into a SPLICED Spinning DDT. Smith got the pinfall, but Wright blindsided him afterwards in a fit of rage after losing the match. Wright hit Smith with the No Laughing Matter twice, and left him for dead in the ring as the crowd booed. *********** WINNER: DAKOTA SMITH by PINFALL (6:32) *********** * cZw * *********** MATCH 2: SEAN HUSTLE vs. CHRISTIAN BELL vs. SCOTT MILLER -------------- Hustle and Miller radared in on each in the beginning, leaving Bell just to watch. Suddenly, Miller turned around on Bell and nailed a Half Nelson Suplex, sending Bell out of the ring. Hustle then nailed Miller with a Neckbreaker and went out and retrieved Bell. Hustle threw Bell back into the ring, and Bell was welcomed by Miller who nailed a perfect Belly-to-belly suplex. Miller then stomped on Hustle as he entered the ring, nailing him with multiple European uppercuts. Miller threw Hustle into the ropes, but Hustle reversed it. On the collision, Hustle back body dropped Miller right over the top rope, then grabbed Bell and nailed a delay vertical suplex... dropping down into a pin attempt, and Hustle takes home the win and the MITB spot. *********** WINNER: SEAN HUSTLE by PINFALL on CHRISTIAN BELL (8:15) *********** * cZw * *********** MATCH 3: MAYNARD O'TOOLE vs. CHARLES MAX vs. JIMMY BASS -------------- O'Toole and Max seemed to team up on Bass in the beginning, nearly taking his head off with a Doomsday Device. They then tore into each other, brawling back and forth and each nailing an array of power moves on each other. As Bass was still laid out, they took it down to the floor with Max getting the advantage by slamming Maynard into the guardrail. Max slid into the ring, but Jacob Havok came out from under the ring, with an acoustic guitar in tow. O'Toole doesn't see him, as he rounds the corner... and smash! Havok leveled out O'Toole on the outside of the ring. In the ring, Charles Max has Bass thrown into the turnbuckle, face first. As Bass leaned into the turnbuckle, Max climbed it and hollered out into the crowd. He lifted Bass up... and NAILED him with THE BALL DROP, an awesome Superbomb. Bass is thrown across the ring, and landed hard. Max just simply put his boot on Bass' chest, and got the three count fall. *********** WINNER: CHARLES MAX by PINFALL on JIMMY BASS (9:02) *********** * cZw * *********** MATCH 4: MIDO MAKKAIDO vs. KENDO KAZUKI -------------- Mr. Tiko gave both men a prideful huddle before the match, and each man bowed to the other. This was a hell of a highlight-type match, with each man showing the crowd their extensive Japanese wrestling experience. After some amazing moves, Mido took home the win after hitting the SHIRANUI out of nowhere. Afterwards, both men hugged and bowed to each other in respect. There's no Dragon Society dissention on this night, that's for sure. *********** WINNER: MIDO MAKKAIDO by PINFALL (6:02) *********** * cZw * The scene cuts to Brenda Vixen with her new shirt that read The Night Terrors written across her chest with a pair of black jeans. Ashley Valentine was walking towards her way but didn’t see Brenda was in front of her. Brenda had a bit of an idea as she hid behind something. Ashley seems to be in her own little world when Brenda came out of nowhere and pushes her inside of a nearby broom closet. Ashley was screaming as Brenda locked the door and then push the big trash can in front of the door to block the way for her to come out as she walked away with a grin on her face. *********** MATCH 5/MAIN EVENT NO ESCAPE CAGE MATCH: ALL-AMERICAN NIGHTMARE vs. KRIMZON BLAZE -------------- Both men showed why they were chosen to close out the Assault filmed in Moscow. This unique Cage structure, by All-American Nightmare's design, was a huge hit with the Moscow crowd. The match went back and forth, side to side, up and down. All-American Nightmare almost had the pinfall after hitting a Darkness Falls, but he was slow in going for the cover. Blaze took control eventually, and nailed a Shooting Star Press as he dangled from the top of the cage, rocking back and forth to get momentum. Nightmare surpisingly kicked out. Nightmare then took control when he Russian legsweeped K-Blaze right into the cage wall. Both men by this point were bleeding from their foreheads, as they had each slammed each other's face into the cage wall numerous times. Just when both men were blown up and exhausted, Blaze stunned AAN with a KODE OF SILENCE out of nowhere, getting the pinfall. Both men were laid out at this point, but eventually Blaze stood up to raise his hands. Afterwards, All-American Nightmare got huge applause as he walked up to Blaze and offered a handshake. Blaze took it and they both briefly hugged, and AAN raised Blaze's hand in victory. AAN may have lost, but the crowd got firmly behind him at this point. The back office was impressed with both men, and expect both to make a huge impact on CZW programming. *********** WINNER: KRIMZON BLAZE by PINFALL (12:17) *********** * cZw * ***************************************************************
The show fades in at the back of the CSKA Universal Sports Hall. Ruthann just arrived at the arena for the night it seems. She has on a pair of blue jeans with a long sleeved shirt that reads “Don’t Want To Face The Truth, Don’t talk With Ruth” with her baseball cap backwards on her head. She turns the corner and Sydney “The Black Widow” Vicious was standing there with the Queen of Combat title across her shoulder looking over at Ruth with a smirks.
SYDNEY: "Well, well.. Well look who we have here the so called woman that everyone thought would have won the battle royal but didn’t."
Ruthann stands her ground in front of Sydney as she gets into her face.
RUTH: "What do you want Sydney?"
Sydney smirks down at Ruthless as she toss her hair to the side.
SYDNEY: "Just want to wish you luck in your match and don’t worry I will be watching. In fact, I'll be guest commentating. I really don’t care who I will face because of the fact I have beaten you both. I will be walking out as the champion, every time."
Ruthless and Sydney get to be nose to nose right now.
RUTH: "You see tonight I am going to be in the match to see if I can be the one to face you one on one like it should have been. You will have to face the fact that I am coming for you Sydney and If I win tonight you better be ready to face me because of the fact you have to remember one thing. You pinned Zoe not me, Ruthless Aggression. You never pinned my shoulders down to get the win on me."
Ruth pushes past Vicious, as she glares watching her walk away. The scene then cuts to the arena. BOOM! BOOM BOOM! -"BODIES" by Drowning Pool plays as the camera pans around the jam packed arena. The shot then cuts to Jarred and William.- DANIELS: "Wow, hello everybody! Welcome to Moscow, and welcome to WAR ZONE!" MASTERS: "Daniels, we have an action packed show tonight! As you've seen, Ruthless Aggression will face The Lovely Zoe for the #1 contendership to Sydney's Queen of Combat title!" DANIELS: "And our main event will be a Street Fight between former friends and stable mates, El Pablo and Matt Stylez! But everyone should know, Ronnie McNeil could not make it this evening to referee the tag team match." MASTERS: "Upstarts are gonna win anyway! And right now, we'll start the show off with Tim Timmons vs Big Nasty... and the winner can pick any partner he chooses, because he's earned the #1 contendership to the Tag titles!" DANIELS: "But we know who they'll pick... right?" MASTERS: "Well if Nasty was smart, he'd stick with Big Dawg!" DANIELS: "And Timmons with Blaze most likely, but technically... it could anyone of the winner's choosing!" TOWERS: The following contest is a Winner Becomes Tag #1 Contenders match, where the winner of the match gets his respective team the # 1 Contender’s spot for the CzW Tag Team Titles! *CHEER* “STRICKEN” by Disturbed plays. Tim Timmons walks down the ramp, not paying any attention to the fans, as he steps into the ring. TOWERS: Introducing first, from Toronto Ontario Canada, representing ½ of The Hardcore Felons, weighing 268 pounds, TIM TIMMONS! *Heavy boo with slight cheers* TOWERS: His opponent... “U DON’T KNOW ME” by T.I. plays. Big Nasty walks down the ramp, not paying any mind to the fans, and steps over the ring looking dead straight on at Timmons, who doesn’t appear to be scared. TOWERS: From South Beach Florida, weighing 295 pounds, “The Living Legend” BIG NASTY! *Heavy boos, no cheers* Daniels: This match is going to be brutal. As we have mentioned earlier, Krimzon Blaze and All-American Nightmare completely destroyed each other in the confines of a Cage. Masters: Blaze was just crazy good in that match against AAN, and now we have word that Timmons will face Nasty here in a match to make their team the Number 1 Contenders to the CZW Tag Team Titles, currently held by the damn Union... Daniels: Hey, be respectful! The Union put everything they have on the line, and look where they have ended: With Gold! Masters: The Union couldn’t beat The Hardcore Felons on their best day! Daniels: That remains to be seen, “partner”. The bell sounds, and we’re ready to go! *DING DING DING* -Timmons and Nasty circle the ring, Nasty towering over Timmons by a good 8 inches in height and a good 30 pounds in weight. Nasty attempts a punch, Timmons ducks, only for Timmons to hit a kick to Nasty’s gut, and hits a clothesline, but barely fazes Nasty- Masters: Wow Timmons, even I’m not that dumb! Daniels: Hey, at least he’s trying to take the big man down. -Nasty goes for a huge clothesline, Timmons ducks, and hurls a round-house kick to Nasty, but its caught! Nasty throws Timmon’s foot the other way, but it comes back around hitting Nasty right in his face! But it STILL doesn’t take Nasty down, it just makes him angrier!- Masters: Nice agility shown by The Hardcore Master! Daniels: But look at the face of BN! He’s furious! -Nasty picks up Timmons via a chokeslam attempt, but Timmons wiggles free, and chop blocks Nasty in the back of the knee, making the big man tumble down! Timmons then mounts Nasty, hitting rights and left shots, like bombs dropping on Nasty, and Nasty is trying to block them all but fails to do so. Finally, Nasty throws Timmons off of him, Timmons jumps to his feet, and runs at Nasty only to get driven back by a Big Boot!- -Nasty covers- 1 . . . 2 . . KICKOUT! Masters: Come on ref! That was 3 damnit! Daniels: Cut the language! -Nasty picks up Timmons, places in a corner turnbuckle, and goes for a clothesline, only to be reversed by Timmons who picks Nasty up, and places him on the top turnbuckle! Timmons attempts to lift Nasty for a Superplex, but Nasty won’t allow it. Nasty hits a couple shots to Timmons’ back, Timmons drops down, but Timmons lands on his feet, and hits a dropkick on Nasty’s knee!! Nasty buckles over, Timmons seizes the opportunity, jumps back to the top rope, and hits Nasty with a Hurricanrana OFF the top rope!- Daniels: Blaze must’ve taught Timmons some new moves! Masters: Wow, the whole ring shook! -Timmons goes for the pin- 1 . . . 2 . . . Kick Out! Daniels: Oh come on ref! Timmons had the match won! Masters: No he didn’t, Nasty kicked out there! -Timmons gets angry at the ref for the slow count. Nasty lifts himself up using the ropes, as Timmons goes back to Nasty, and very heavily stomps on Nasty’s knee, making Nasty to hold the ropes to get any kind of leverage. Timmons stomps Nasty’s knee one more time, and brings Nasty out, then hits a Dragon Screw onto Nasty’s knee, making him cry out in pain! Timmons then goes for a Figure-4 Leg Lock, but Nasty pushes Timmons with his other leg. Nasty gets up, rather oddly, and picks up Timmons for a vertical suplex, but can’t do it due to the pain in his leg and drops Timmons down. Timmons gets behind Nasty, and... EXTREME IMPACT! Daniels: THE EXTREME IMPACT!! Masters: Don’t shout, I’m right here you know! -Nasty tries to reach for the ropes, but he feels the pain in his leg, and he finally grabs the ropes, much to the dismay of Timmons. Timmons gets up, picks up Nasty, and puts him into the corner, and sets him up on the top rope turnbuckle. Timmons puts Nasty onto his shoulders, leans forward, and...THE CANADIAN DRIVER! Masters: HOLY SH*T! Daniels: Who knew Timmons had that much strength?!? MY GOD! -Timmons pins Nasty- 1 . . . 2 . . . Kick Out!! Daniels: OH MY! NASTY KICKED OUT OF THE CANADIAN DRIVER! Masters: WOW! INCREDIBLE! -Timmons gets right in the ref’s face shouting stuff too rated for the younger children in the audience. Nasty is still down, and he slowly gets up. Timmons picks up Nasty, only for Timmons to get a snap-suplex by Nasty! Timmons clutches his lower back as Nasty stands tall over Timmons, and locks Timmons in for THE NASTY BOMB, but Timmons counters by back-kicking Nasty in the face out of nowhere! Nasty gets stunned for a few, as Timmons hits the T-CRUSHER on Nasty, and going for the pin!!- 1 . . . 2 . . . KICK OUT!! Masters: What will it take for Timmons to beat Nasty here tonight?!? Daniels: Hell if i know! -Timmons gets in the ref's face again. Nasty picks himself up, and lifts Timmons this time hitting a Face-First Suplex. Nasty picks Timmons up again, and hits another Snap-Suplex, the pain wrenching on Timmon's face! Nasty puts Timmons again for a NASTY BOMB, and connects! Timmons is halfway across the ring as Nasty has no energy left, while Timmons is just dazed. -Nasty slowly crawls over, and lays an arm over Timmons shoulders. 1 . . . 2 . . . KICK OUT!! Daniels: OH MY GOD! TIMMONS KICKED OUT OF THE NASTY BOMB! Masters: Dude, seriously, i'm right here. -Nasty pulls himself up, exhausted, and towers over the ref, shouting at him. Timmons gets himself up in the corner, and Nasty charges hitting a full-on clothesline, but pulls Timmons in for a small package! 1 . . . 2 . . . 3!!! TOWERS: Here is your winner, and the Number 1 Contender's to the CZW Tag Team Titles, Big Nasty! Masters: So Nasty can use whoever he wants... but he'll use Vitale of course! Why wouldn't he? Daniels: Whoever he wants, William! -Timmons gets up, pissed off. K-Blaze walks down the ramp, obviously pissed at Timmons for the loss and once again getting screwed out of the Tag Team Titles. Blaze reaches the ring, and looks over at Nasty, then Timmons. Blaze then gets in the face of Timmons, and they begin having a heated argument. Suddenly, Korpse comes running down to the ring, with Nasty, Blaze and Timmons still in it. Korpse goes right after Timmons, and suddenly Blaze joins in as they stomp down on him!- DANIELS: "What the hell is this!? Blaze has turned on Timmons!" MASTERS: "The Hardcore Felons are no more!" -Big Nasty suddenly lunges and grabs Korpse, knocking him out of his boots. He then elbows Blaze. Timmons gets up, and they both star beating down on Korpse and Blaze. Nasty hits Korpse with a big boot, sending him out of the ring. Timmons and Nasty then do some tag team moves on Blaze, looking rather sharp together. They hit Blaze with a double power bomb, and then he bounces out of the ring. Both men then start staring at each other, with intensity. After a few moments, Nasty asks for a mic from Jessica who's on the floor.- NASTY: "Timmons... you got some good moves, man. I have a proposal. I want _YOU_ to be my tag team partner to face the Union for the gold!" DANIELS: "WHAT!?" MASTERS: "WHAT!? What about Vitale!?" -Timmons is almost shocked at this idea, and backs up. He looks at Nasty, confused. Nasty shows he is being genuine, by offering a hand shake. Timmons looks at his hand, as the crowd is electric. He eventually lunges... and ACCEPTS!!- DANIELS: "Never saw that coming!" MASTERS: "Vitale is going to be PISSED." (Scene cuts to the back)
Matt Styles the champion just arrived at the arena when he notice a stage person hand him a piece of paper and of course he looked at strangle having no clue what it could be but he then open the letter and inside of the letter he just looked down what was inside of it with a sick look as he pull out a rat it seems who head was cut off with a note wrapped around it tails.
“What comes around goes around”. (Scene cuts back to ringside.) DANIELS: "Now it's time for the women's #1 contender match!" MASTERS: "Woo hoo!" ("GOT THE LIFE" by KoRn begins to play.) DANIELS: "And here comes the Queen of Combat! She's going to be sitting with us and guest commentating on this match." MASTERS: "I got a place she can sit!" (Sydney Vicious comes out to a mix of cheers and boos. She holds up the CZW Queen of Combat title for a moment, and then skips her way down the ramp and to the announcer table. She is wearing an all black latex outfit, tight to the bone.) MASTERS: "Oh My!" SYD: "Oh yours indeed, William! Hello boys!" DANIELS: "Hello Sydney!" MASTERS: "Ready to see some girl on girl action, Sydney?" SYD: "Any time, any time." TOWERS: "This match is scheduled for one fall and it is for the #1 contendership to the Queen of Combat title!" (crowd cheers) TOWERS: "Introducing first... she is a member of the Upstarts... here is The Lovely Zoe!!" ("MAN UP" begins to play as the crowd boos. Zoe comes out by herself, and poses with an evil smile on her face. She's wearing an all white wrestling outfit. She makes her way down to the ring.) SYD: "Zoe's sure confident, very... COCKsure." MASTERS: "Ha!" TOWERS: "And her opponent... hailing from Brooklyn... Ruthless Aggression!!" ("LAST RESORT" plays as most of the crowd cheers. There's a small chant of "Ace! Ace" that Ruth completely ignores. She's wearing a dark gold attire. She doesn't stop to pose, as she is focused on the match. She comes running into the ring, and Zoe begins laying down some stomps) DANIELS: "I knew they weren't gonna wait for this one!" SYD: "Both ladies are hungry. But they're going to continue starving!" -The bell rings as Zoe lays down more boots. She picks up Ruth and throws her to the ropes, but Ruth reverses. Zoe comes running back right into a perfectly placed dropkick from Ruth. The crowd cheers. Ruth then tosses Zoe back to the ropes... with Zoe reversing this time. Zoe brings Ruth down with a spinning elbow- MASTERS: "You're not kidding, Syd... looks like both gals have brought their 'A' game." SYD: "They're gonna have to, or it'll be pointless to get in the ring with me." -Zoe then grabs Ruth, and rakes her face violently. Ruth stumbles to the corner, and Zoe begins slamming her shoulder into Ruth's gut. Zoe then backs up to the other corner, and plays up to the crowd. She comes running in for the splash... but Ruth moves! Zoe slams against the turnbuckle face first. Ruth then comes running in with a Stinger splash of her own across the back of Zoe- DANIELS: "The crowd seems to be behind Ruth, but with her recent seperation from Ace.. they seem kind of reserved." MASTERS: "No matter, she doesn't need to worry about what those fools think anyway!" -Ruth grabs Zoe from behind, and turns her upside down to where she's in the Tree of woe in the corner. Ruth goes to the other side, points and yells and runs.... baseball sliding right into Zoe's face!" MASTERS: "Ouch!" SYD: "That'll ruin your make up!" -As Zoe slumps to the ground, Ruth grabs and drags her to the middle of the ring and goes for the cover- ONE TWO TH- KICK OUT DANIELS: "Ruth doing the smart thing, trying to make the pin." SYD: "She's going to have to be a ceritified genius if she wants to try that crap with me." -Ruth picks up Zoe, but Zoe surprises Ruth with an eye poke. She then chops Ruth's chest so hard it becomes beat red- CROWD: "WOOOO!!!!" -Zoe then tosses Ruth to the ropes.. and nails a spinning heel kick- MASTERS: "The Spinning Chick Kick!" DANIELS: "Yowza!" -Zoe picks up Ruth and slaps her in the face. She then grabs her for a DDT, but pauses for the crowd. Ruth grabs her legs and slams her down to the mat. She positions Zoe and turns her over... Boston crab- MASTERS: "Ruth is cinching back and Zoe is screaming like a school girl!" SYD: "Ha, look at Zoe's face! She's about to cry! Oh poor baby!" DANIELS: "Ruth has it tight, but bless her, Zoe isn't tapping out." -Ruth yells out "Tap out, Zoe!" But she does not. She slowly crawls to the ropes, and eventually gets a hold of them forcing Ruth to let go. Ruth lays down some boots. She then picks up Zoe and nails her with a Back suplex. Ruth then points to the top turnbuckle and climbs it- SYD: "Ruthy going airbourne?" DANIELS: "High risk move here!" -Ruth positions and leaps... and hits the SPLASH 54!- MASTERS: "Dear god, that Hindu press-like move may have been what it takes to put Zoe out! C'mon Zoe, get up!" -Ruth stays on top of Zoe for the cover- ONE . . TWO . . THR- ZOE WITH A FOOT ON THE ROPES SYD: "Surprisingly great ring presence there from the Ugly Hoey! Good show." DANIELS: "I do think so! I am impressed." -Ruth questions the ref, but not for long. Ruth picks up Zoe and throws her to the ropes. Ruth ducks down, but Zoe surprisingly leap frogs over. On the rebound, Ruth drops to the ground and Zoe steps over. Zoe comes back... and kick to the gut! BAM- SYD: "Ruth just hit a nice spinning Pedigree! That might be it!" DANIELS: "You're not bad at this, Sydney!" SYD: "I'm not bad at ANYTHING, Jarred." -Ruth then drops a legdrop onto Zoe. She picks her up... positions her.... NIGHTMARE!- DANIELS: "Holy crap, the Nightmare! That Widow's Peak-like manuevar, this could be it!" ONE . . . TWO . . . THREE!!!!!! DANIELS: "RUTH HAS DONE IT! SHE'S THE #1 CONTENDER!" -At that moment, Sydney takes off her headset and grabs her title. She slyly gets into the ring, and stalks Ruth. She lunges... but Ruth catches her with a boot! Sydney leaves the ring with a quickness, clutching onto her title for dear life. She yells at Ruth from the ramp as she backs up on it. Zoe rolls out of the ring, and Ruth stays focused on Sydney. The crowd is more behind Ruth now than they were before- DANIELS: "Well that was an exciting match, and we're got a theme here tonight, William. The next match is another #1 contender match! This time for El Pablo's X Title." MASTERS: "And it's not just any match, Jarred... it's an INFERNO match!" -The ring crew gets the ring set up for the Inferno match, as we cut to commercial- TOWERS: "The following match is a cZw first ever. Ladies and Gentlemen, it will be a number one contendership match for the cZw X Title, in an INFERNO Match!!!" DANIELS: "Can you smell that William, that my friend is pure flames" MASTERS: "Yeah I can smell that, I thought it was just you Jarred" DANIELS: "What because I am that hot?" MASTERS: "No way sir, I thought it was you because you are all burnt out" DANIELS: "Oh such a funny man you are, but William, there is nothing funny about this match we are about to witness, even though I am close to the flames, I still have chills down my spine" MASTERS: "I hear you, a cZw FIRST, I can't wait" DANIELS: "I bet you can't, but you are so sick William, I bet you actually want to see burning flesh tonight right" MASTERS: "You know what, I never thought I would say this but even I might be put off by that, this is what X is all about, the X Title, it is hardcore" DANIELS: "Yeah, as much as this event is going to be huge, I kind of do not want it to take place, not only careers can be ended in this match, lives can be too" MASTERS: "Rave and Kash about to make history, Kash must be looking for revenge after last week but I doubt this environment is is best opportunity to get revenge, I have to give the huge advantage to Rave in this match, size advantage plays a huge part" DANIELS: "But as we have seen many times before, speed is just as important, both men hardcore though and both looking to go on and fight El Pablo for the X Title, just look at the matches that belt has seen in the past, El Pablo has been there all along, how tough is it to beat this man William" MASTERS: "Well first of all I have not tried so how the hell would I know you overgrown leprechaun, but I can guess, it is tough, I do not particularly like the guy but he has been through alot and yet he keeps on coming back, both these men with a huge challenge on there hands" DANIELS: "Yeah, we have seen many firsts here in cZw but this one might just take the biscuit, an Inferno Match, coming up next folks" MASTERS: "Here comes Kash, oh man he looks nervous" DANIELS: "Wouldn't you be, I mean fire is a pretty nasty thing William" ("Realist Killaz" by "Tupac" begins to play throughout the arena) TOWERS: "First, on the way to the ring, from St. Louis, Missouri, at a weight of 216 lbs...Kris Kash" - Kris Kash walks out onto the top of the ramp, he is staring at the flames as he takes a huge gulp. His eyes light up as he shakes his head, clearly disturbed by the situation. He tries to shale it off as he holds one arm up to wave to the crowd, but his face says it all. The fans are loud, cheering for Kash and for the upcoming match. Kash slaps a few of the childrens hands that line the outside of the guardrail then stands infront of the raging flames. He looks down and shakes his head once more before climbing the steps where the flames are cut off from and gets into the ring as the fans continue to cheer him on TOWERS: "And his opponent, on the way to the ring, from parts of unknown, at a weight of 275 lbs...Rave" - The music plays for a while but there is no sign of Rave. the fans start to get confused, Kash not noticing as he has his mind on the flames around him DANIELS: "WHERE IS HE WILLIAM?" MASTERS: "I do not know Jarred, I have not got my X -Ray vision yet" DANIELS: "Kash looking confused here as are the fans, what is the meaning of this?" ("Nymphetamine" by "Cradle of Filth" begins to blast out throughout the arena) MASTERS: "Here he is, Jarred, you need to gain some patience" DANIELS: "I still have an odd feeling about this" MASTERS: "Maybe that is because you are...ODD" - As Rave finally steps out on the top of the ramp, he has a peculiar smile on his face as Kash looks across, through the flames at the man who attacked him the week before. The fans mainly boo him but some cheer as they love the idea of the Inferno Match. Rave slowly starts to raise arm as Kash looks on wondering what he is doing. Now, he points his finger out, almost telling Kash to look up above him. Slowly Kash looks up, his face in horror as he notices what is above his head. As Rave smiles and even starts to laugh, the fans bite there nails and Kash nearly falls over as his legs go weak...SPLASH...BOOM!!! DANIELS: "WHAT IS HE POINTING AT? WHAT IS THAT?" MASTERS: "Oh my...Is that..." DANIELS: "HOLY CRAP!!!" - SPLASH...BOOM!!! - An explosion inside the ring, Kash is trapped. The whole arena looks on as above Kash was bags full of Gasoline, Rave signalling the release as the flames get in contact with the first droplets, causing a mass of flames, an abyss of fire engulfing the ring, Kash now cannot be seen, apparently trapped inside the walls of flames, about 15 foot high as it circles the ring. Nothing can be seen as fans start to panic, some cry and some even run towards the guardrail trying to help Kash who is inside. Daniels and Masters look on stunned as the crowd break out in chants CROWD: "HOLY SHIT...HOLY SHIT...HOLY SHIT..." DANIELS: " SOMEBODY GET HELP...HE COULD BE BURNT ALIVE... DAMMIT" MASTERS: "Next time you have an odd feeling Jarred, I am getting out of here" DANIELS: "Look this is no time for jokes...A man's life is at risk here" MASTERS: "I was no..." DANIELS: "Shut up and help him you cretin" MASTERS: "I am not jumping into that abyss of flames, you get on in there, wait, here comes the fire brigade" DANIELS: "I guess they were waiting backstage in case anything happened, HURRY UP GUYS" MASTERS: "They are doing their best Jarred, just sit down" - Many paramedics, security guards and firemen line the outside of the ring as a fire truck actually begins to drive upto the edge of the ring, rushing to get the hose in place as they squirt high powered water on top of the raging flames. Now, all that can be seen is a huge mist of smoke and sut, flying high up into the atmosphere. A dreadful smell ca be smelt as the helpers rush into the ring as most of the flames have been dealt with. The crowd look on as Rave exits the arena laughing,nothing can be seen until... DANIELS: "WAIT...WHAT IS THIS?"
- Kris Kash, unharmed emerges from the ring, not only emerges but dives free and runs up the ramp with anger filling his face. The crowd roar louder than ever before as they chant his name, watching the man possessed run out of the arena. The firemen, security, paramedics, fans and commentators all watch on shocked as the picture of Rave walking through the paring lot comes into shot on the Combat Tron
- Backstage, Rave is walking out of the building with a sick grin on his face, but suddenly he turns around as huge pelting footsteps are heard. It is Kash who dives straight at Rave knocking the monster down upon impact, hitting him with lefts and rights to the face, Kash literally growling as he lays into him, blood beginning to show on the knuckles of Kash, Rave's blood. Rave tries to cover up but Kash is hitting him with shots every second. Finally Rave powers out only for Kash to quickly grab a trash can and in print Rave's face into the steel frame. Rave stays on hs feet though as Kash goes back to hit him again with the trash can, Rave grabs his throat though as he pushes him back with one arm into a glass window, shattering it immediately. Kash gets up quickly, now with shards of glass sticking out of his right arm, continuing to throw lefts and rights into the bloodied face of Rave. Rave ducks and throat thrusts Kash, them picks him up hitting him with a spine buster. The back of Kash goes crashing dow on the broken pieces of glass. Kash rises again though. Kash now low blows Rave then walks him to where we see the crowd again, for they are now back on top of the ramp, the fans cheer madly
DANIELS: "This match could be the most violent ever seen"
MASTERS: "Yeah and it has not even technically started yet"
DANIELS: "What has happened to Rave? What must have been going through his mind when he tried to burn Kash to ashes?"
MASTERS: "I have no idea Jarred, what do I look like, Rave's best friend?"
DANIELS: "But now, Kash is the one possessed, I think someone should try and stop this brutal fight"
MASTERS: "No, why stop a brutal fight, we all love brutality"
DANIELS: "I do but this has already gone too far. The security are out here but are not doing anything"
MASTERS: "I think they are scared Jarred, I mean both these men would not hesitate to burn them if needed, both have lost there minds"
- Now, Kash begins to kick Rave repeatedly downstairs as he eventually falls over, Kash stomping on his face as his nose begins to cave in. Kash gets down and punches Rave, Rave though sits up and bites the face of Kash, causing him to bleed. They both get back up as the fans are going wild, both now teetering on the edge of the ramp, a fifteen foot drop below them. Rave swings at Kash as Kash faces a huge fall, but he ducks as he dropkicks Rave, Rave goes tumbling towards the edge now as Kash gets up and swings at Rave, but Rave ducks. Finally the security begin to pound down the ramp, sounding like a stampede as Rave picks Kash high up in the air, Kash slips off though as he is about to push Rave, but a security guard grabs Kash instead. Now piles of guards jump on Rave and Kash as they stop them from fighting.
DANIELS: "Finally, these security guards doing there jobs"
MASTERS: "What are there jobs? To stop my fun? Damn bores"
DANIELS: "If they had not of stopped them then William, we could have had two broken bodies lying fifteen foot below us"
- Finally they are split up, but Kash and Ravew break free as they try and jump at each other again, Rave using his power to pick up one of the security guards, towards the edge of the ramp, he actually throws him over the heads of the other guards as he crashes fifteen feet below, a huge smashing sound happens as the whole arena look on shocked and concerned, that is apart from Kash and Rave who continue to brawl
DANIELS: "I CAN'T BELIVE WHAT JUST HAPPENED"
MASTERS: "I know, I bet that security guard never had that as apart of his contract"
DANIELS: "Our thoughts go to his family, I am truly sorry, these men are POSSESSED"
MASTERS: "WAIT...This man can sort it out"
DANIELS: "We have not seen him since the controversy at Road to Glory"
- As the two men begin to seperate, the cZw Commissioner Michael K. Farley approaches the top of the ramp as a roar of boos passes through the arena. He has a microphone in his hand as he looks toards the pile of bodies, but mainly at Rave and Kash who try to catch their breaths and calm down. Farley begins to speak
FARLEY: "Well, that was not what I had planned for the first ever cZw Inferno Match, that is for sure"
- The crowd begin to chant 'FARLEY SUCKS' as Kash claps along
FARLEY: "Oh yeah, I forgot that you do not like me, well, I could not care less, so shut your damn mouths while your better speaks, or each and everyone of you Russian drunks will be escorted out of the arena and we will not continue with the show, believe me, I can do that"
- The fans continue to boo. Kash and Rave now calmed down as the security still stand between them, while paramedics look on at the poor man who was thrown off the stage
FARLEY: "Now then, that is better, firstly, can I just say to the man who fell off the stage, seeing as you probably will not be able to do your job for the next few months...YOU'RE FIRED!!!" Try and sue me, I dare you. Now, down to business, Kris Kash and Rave, you have disappointed me tonight, you see, I was actually looking forward to a first ever Inferno Match, but that did not happen as I would of liked it"
CROWD: "FARLEY SUCKS...FARLEY SUCKS...FARLEY SUCKS...FARLEY SUCKS"
FARLEY: "What you don't agree with me? I thought you would of wanted this match to go on for a while, I mean this fire is the only heat you get here isn't it? You people really are pathetic. What I was going to say, before these Soviet Mongrels distracted me was, I have come up with an idea for No Remorse. Now, I hate to be praising you for the horrible job you two have done with our first inferno match but hey, I am in a giving, charitable mood tonight. So...At No Remorse, it will be another first, oh yes, let the fire remain as it will be a first ever FTLC Match, which means, Flaming, Tables, Ladders and Chairs Match. Both of you cannot decide a number one contender so it will be a FTLC Triple Threat Match for the cZw X Title...El Pablo versus Rave versus Kris Kash!!!"
- Farley drops the microphone as the fans actually start to cheer at the announcement of the match. The two men, Rave and Kash stare at each other, intensity and passion in their eyes as the security ushers them out of the arena. the ring is now okay, but slightly burnt
MASTERS: "Love him or hate him, Farley is a genius, what a match that is going to be"
DANIELS: "Absolutely, X Title living up to it's reputation, it is hardcore"
MASTERS: "Give it up for Farley"
DANIELS: "I am not going to 'give it up' for Farley, the man is sick, he destroyed the greatest stable in cZw just for fun and the way he treats the fans, it is disgraceful. But he has made one huge match at No Remorse, El Pablo will defend his X Title, the one he has worn ever since it's debut, he will defend it against Rave and Kris Kash in a Flaming Tables, Ladders and Chairs Match. The passion showed by these two men tonight must scare El Pablo to some extent, but then again, he is used to these extreme situations already"
MASTERS: "That is true, I mean he is in one later tonight, against his former friend and AMP XTC partner, the cZw World Champion, Matt Stylez. Oh boy, I love to say former AMP XTC..."
DANIELS: "You're an idiot. Anyway folks, lets get on with the show"
Jessica Towers: “The Following contest is a tag team match scheduled for one fall. Introducing first from the Upstarts: Shawn Waters and Jesse Montana!” (Montana rushes to Jessica and whispers something in her ear. She appears confused but states: “THE SENSATION JESSE MONTANA and Shawn Waters.” Jesse smiles broadly as Shawn cocks his heads questioningly at his partner.
Towers: “And their opponents coming to the ring area: The One Man Riot Alan Fiscus and Special Ed Covey!”
Fiscus and Ed walk smoothly to the ring with a calm air. By the look of them, you wouldn’t believe some of the events that had occurred in recent weeks. The ref gives the rules and the contestants decide who will start the match.
Jarred Daniels: “This is a very interesting situation for The Upstarts, William. About a third of the roster is tied to them somehow, half of the roster hates them or is out to get them, and the remainder of our wrestlers just don’t care. The Upstarts have really effected CZW deeply in these opening months.”
Masters: “That is probably exactly what it is all about, Jarred. I mean, think about it. We have wrestlers that are trying to keep their win/loss record up, we have champions having a hard time staying in the top 10, but then we have Jesse Montana who doesn’t have the best win/loss record and doesn’t have any titles but is in the Main Event match almost every week! Montana doesn’t always win, but he is one of the top stars in the Fed for all of his dastardly deeds.”
Jarred: “So you admit Montana is a cheater and coward.”
Masters: “I said no such thing! You should clean your ears more often.”
Jarred: “You just said for all his ‘dastardly deeds’.”
Masters: “Like Dick Dastardly, from the old cartoons. Just like him, Jesse Montana is lovable and ineffectual as a cheater.”
Jarred, obviously skeptical: “Riiiiight. It looks like there is some action in the ring!”
Without warning, Fiscus and Covey suddenly stop discussing who should start the match and charge at their opponents. Alan grabs Jesse as Ed grabs Waters. Simultaneously, Ed and Alan throw several punches, back their respective enemy to the ropes, and dropkick them over the top rope. Stunned, Montana and Waters regroup while Fiscus works up the crowd and Ed simply stares at his antangonists. Then, without hesitation, Ed runs the ropes and dives out over the top rope taking both Jesse and Shawn out!
Masters: “I don’t think we’re getting any kind of feeling out period in this match. Fiscus and Montana already know each other pretty well at this point, and Covey currently has nothing reigning him in.”
Even as Masters speaks, Ed pounds on Waters, his face a grim, determined mask. Jesse gets up and grabs Covey from behind as Waters stands up trying to get his bearings. Alan reaches out over the top rope and grabs Montana by the hair, slowly lifting the man up to the ring apron. Jesse reaches through the rope and Low-Blows Fiscus. As Alan stumbles away and Jesse gets in the ring to pursue, the referee gets right in Jesse’s face and shouts at him to get in his corner. Montana lifts a fist and the ref shouts, “Go ahead, Montana! That’s $10,000 and a 2 week suspension for each punch!” Thinking for a moment, Montana backs off. Fiscus runs toward him and the ref steps in HIS way!
Fiscus, loudly: “Don’t you know who I am?”
Ref: “You are a wrestler in MY ring while I’m officiating, and you will do as I instruct you.”
Fiscus: “Our matches are no DQ!”
Ref: “Tag rules still stand. This isn’t a tornado match. Two men active at a time and right now, I say that’s Waters and Covey!”
The ref walks over to the ropes near Shawn and Ed. “Get in the ring!”
The men look at each other and grab for the other, but Shawn gets in a knee lift to Ed’s gut and slides him into the ring. Waters climbs in and begins to choke Ed out in the middle of the ring. Strangely, Ed begins to smile, which completely disconcerts Shawn, who stands up and tags an unwilling Montana.
Jarred: “Was Ed smiling while he was being choked?”
Masters: “I heard it reminds him of his childhood.”
Montana sits Ed up and applies a rear chinlock, really cranking it in. Not only does Ed smile, but he begins to shriek shrilly and almost constantly. Montana shouts at him to shut up and turns the chinlock into a full sleeper hold, but Ed gets his feet under him, jumps up into the air, and drops down on his butt, giving him a vicious jawbreaker! Montana’s eyes bug out and a bit of blood is on his lips, and Ed responds with a fireman’s carry takedown into an armbar. Jesse stands and tries to whip Ed off but Ed hangs on, bearing Jesse down to the mat again. Montana grits his teeth and stands again, this time reversing the armbar and twisting Ed’s arm, but Ed reverses the twist and then jumps over the top rope to ringside, snapping Montana’s arm over the top rope! Jesse curses loudly even as Ed hops onto the apron and back into the ring. Jesse moves toward Shawn who stretches an arm out to tag, but Ed catches Montana with a dropkick to his knee from behind. Montana hits the mat and Ed pounces, first stomping on the same arm and then dropping a knee to it. Montana yells out in pain as Ed runs the ropes. Alan reaches and slaps Ed on the shoulder, tagging in. Ed hits the same arm with a flying fistdrop and Alan follows with an elbow drop. Fiscus cinches in a sitting arm-wrencher, scissoring his legs around the extremity and across Montana’s chest.
Jarred: “It would seem that Ed and Alan came into this with a plan, Masters.”
Masters: “I have to agree. What I’m surprised about is that Covey is so focused. He doesn’t seem distracted by the lack of Loki at all.”
For almost two minutes, Montana seemed stuck, his arm locked in Alan’s arm pull and nowhere to go. Jesse even gets to the ropes but Alan reminds him of the no-DQ rule and refuses to break the hold! Finally Jesse pulls his way toward his corner and Fiscus lets go to stop the tag, but when he grabs Jesse and brings the Upstart to his feet, Montana elbows Alan in the head, lifts him up as if to bear hug him, then steps forward and tags Shawn. Alan punches Montana three times to break the hold, but Shawn in the meantime scales the ropes and drops a double axehandle from the turnbuckle. Alan stumbles, Jesse rolls out to ringside favoring his arm, and Shawn poses to a jeering audience before ‘stomping a mudhole’ into Alan Fiscus. Ed, his face set and unemotional, hops down to the arena floor, circles the ring, and attacks an unsuspecting Montana, grabbing the hurting arm and slamming it into the ring post before returning to his corner.
Waters begins to work on Fiscus, lifting him up and slamming Alan back down. Waters lifted Alan up and hit with a snap suplex, then again taunted the audience. Waters stood Alan up a third time and Alan spun him around and hit a reverse neckbreaker, snapping Shawn’s head back sharply! Alan yanks him back to his feet and tries for a vertical suplex, but Shawn crouched, flips Alan over his back and slams him down. They both stand and Shawn connects with a flying forearm but misses with the following legdrop as Alan rolls out of the way. Alan moves in and nails a DDT but misses a falling headbutt as Shawn rolls out of the way!
Jarred: “They keep missing these impact moves, they aren’t going to last long.”
Shawn steps in an attempt an enzugiri kick but Alan catches the leg and Waters hits the mat hard! Fiscus heaves Shawn up again and nails in quick succession a belly to belly suplex, a belly to back suplex, and then a full-nelson slam as the crowd erupts in cheering! Alan goes over to his corner and climbs the ropes, tagging to Ed before launching into a Frog Spash! Ed hops up onto the same turnbuckle and hits his own Frog Splash, going for the pin. Amazingly, Waters barely gets a shoulder up! Ed jumps up and hits with a moonsault but again gets a two count!
At the entrance ramp, Mack Beaudin appears with something in his hand. Nonchalantly, unnoticed by the men in the ring, he waltzes down to ringside and joins Jarred and Masters at the announcers table.
Jarred: “What are you doing here, Beaudin?”
Mack: “Hey, hey, calm down. You should talk with more respect to a champion such as myself. Kind of excitable, aren’t you?”
Masters: “Oh, you have no idea, Mr. Beaudin. Maybe you should smack him around a bit.”
Mack: “Wouldn’t dream of it, my good man. I’m just here to give my comrades in The Upstarts some moral support and give the fans the gift of my expert commentary!”
Jarred: “And a little help for your friends.”
Mack: “Wow, you’re a lippy little boy tonight, aren’t you? I promise, cross my heart, that I won’t touch either Ed Covey or Alan Fiscus during this match. By the way, I have something for both of you.” Mack takes out drinks that are inside hollowed coconuts. “Pina Colada’s for each of us. Yours is non-alcoholic, Jarred.”
Jarred: “…gee, thanks.”
Mack: “What are friends for?”
During this exchange, Ed had locked in a spinning toe hold and was really wrenching on the pressure. Waters pulls himself over to the ropes and Ed lets go, neatly taking a step back and hitting a falling head butt on his opponent. Ed goes for a second falling butt, except that Waters gets his knee up and Ed’s head collides with it. Both men writhe on the mat, Ed holding his head and Waters holding his knee. As Ed, now grinning again, stands up Waters makes a tag to his partner and Montana jumps in. Jesse steps right up into Ed’s face, then points out into the audience and shouts really loudly, “Look, its Loki!” Ed turns to look and Montana knees him in the gut and hits with a running bulldog. Ed’s forehead is beginning to bleed just a bit from all of the head shots!
Montana, knowing how to press an advantage, Jesse lifts Ed up onto his shoulders and then drops back into a bridge, slamming Ed down into the ‘Montana Bay’ for a pin attempt.
1…
2…Kickout!
Jarred: “I think that one was a bit too soon.”
Montana stands, flips off the audience, then stands next to Covey as he rolls over and tries to stand. “Do you like Special Ed?” he screams to the audience, who shouts back, “Yeeaah!”
Montana: “Is he your hero?”
Crowd: “Yeeeeaaaaahhh!”
Montana: “Do you want him to win tonight?”
Crowd: “YEEEAAAAHHHH!!!”
Montana: “PATHETIC!”
Jesse jumps up and legdrops Covey across the back of his head. Montana stands Ed up and hits with a sharp series of moves: an inverted atomic drop, a boot to the gut, a swinging neckbreaker, and a moonsault, then goes for the pin.
1…
2…
KICKOUT!
Ed seems to be barely hanging in there as Jesse applies a Figure Four leglock. Jesse really cranks it in there and Covey seems almost unconscious. With the ref checking on Ed, Montana reaches back and links hands with Waters, who pulls hard. Ed sits up suddenly, obviously in pain, then lays back down and the ref counts:
1…
2…
Even as Shawn Waters finds a table at ringside and begins to unfold it, Ed lifts himself up into a sitting position and, through gritted teeth, begins to grin his Edly grin at Montana. Then Ed, with almost superhuman strength, begins to pull himself backward toward his own corner…dragging Montana with him! Jesse discontinues the submission hold drags Ed toward the middle of the ring, then lays in wait as the Special one begins to rise. Upon standing, Jesse unloads the Montana Express…which Ed ducks, getting Montana into a backslide pin attempt!
1…
2…
NO! Montana kicks out and they both lurch to their feet, but at Montana charges in, Ed scoops him up, spins around 360, and side slams Jesse down again!
1…
2…Kickout!
Jesse is up and goes for a Low Blow, but Ed catches the upswinging arm with both hands by the wrist, then turns, locking the arm he had worked earlier and dropping his knee down on it! Montana yelps in pain and goes for the tag…to a Shawn Waters who is setting the table up at ringside. Ed meanwhile makes the hot tag to The One Man Riot as the crowd explodes!
Alan comes in like a hurricane, hitting Montana with at least ten quick punches, then whipping Jesse into the ropes and dropping him with a running elbow smash! Jesse is right up but Alan lifts him crossways onto his shoulders and nails a Samoan drop! Jesse rises again, a little slower, and Fiscus hits with a Northern Lights suplex, bridging for the pin!
1…
2…
NO! At the last millisecond Jesse escapes. Waters finds his way back to his corner as Alan signals the audience and applies his patented Swinging Leglock Suplex!
Jarred: “The Presidential Suite! He might have this!”
Alan slams Jesse down and goes for the pin but Waters is right there before the ref even counts 1! Ed shoots around the ring on the apron and jumps onto the turnbuckle in the Upstart corner. Ed hops onto Shawn’s shoulders and hurricanrana’s Waters off the ring apron and into the aisle…THROUGH THE TABLE!!! Waters lays unconscious as Ed stands up, a crazed look in his eyes!
Suddenly the lights in the arena dim a bit and the Combatron lights up. A 30 ft tall image of Loki…or a Loki lookalike…appears on the screen. Ed’s face goes blank as a high pitched voice cries out through the arena, “Why didn’t you save me, Ed? Don’t you love me anymore?” Ed shakes his head in disbelief, then the image of Loki is suddenly crushed by a heavy weight. Ed is totally speechless, but then another Loki-like image appears on the screen and repeats the questions followed by a sledgehammer cracking the coconut wide open. In the ring, Alan comes to the ropes nearest to Ed to get his attention. Ed nods and shouts, “Its OK. That’s not really Loki.”
Jarred: “What kind of torture is this for Covey?”
Masters: “And there goes Mack!”
Ed is still staring at the screen as a third image of Loki comes on. Alan is shouting at Ed while behind him, a groggy Waters steals a soft drink from a ringside fan and dumps it on Jesse’s face, waking him up. We can’t hear but we can see Waters tell Jesse, “Hit him!” Montana stands up with a very unsteady pose and shouts at Alan. The One Man Riot turns right into a perfect Montana Express Superkick, and Fiscus literally bounces off the rope behind him to land face first in the center of the ring. Montana turns him over while still favoring the injured arm and goes for the pin.
1…
Ed turns and notices.
2…
Ed rushes to the ring and reaches for Montana’s leg.
3!!!
Ed pulls Montana a fraction of a second late.
Jessica: “Your winners…The Upstarts!”
With Loki in hand, Mack Beaudin comes out of nowhere and busts Special Ed right in his forehead just as Covey noticed him coming! Mack picks Covey up, rolls him into the ring, and then slides a chair into the ring as blood gushes down Ed’s face.
Jarred: “You see! That…criminal had to get involved!”
Masters: “Just like Mack said, he didn’t touch anyone while the match was going!”
Jesse was in the corner crouched and still groggy while Waters was still at ringside recovering. Alan began to rise but Beaudin gave him a close encounter of the coconut kind as well and Alan fell to the mat. Then Mack raised Loki into the air, a strange look coming over his face. He brought the coconut monkey to his ear and began to smile and nod.
Masters: “What’s going on? Is…Mack talking to Loki?”
In the ring Mack looks surprised and stares the coconut in the face and we can see him say, “I can’t do that!” He then ‘listens’ again to the coconut and then shrugs. “If you say so.” With his own crazed expression, Beaudin carefully sets Loki down in the corner facing the ring, picks up the chair, and bashes the now rising Ed in the head! Mack looks at Loki and asks, “Again?” He nods and nails Covey a second time. He looks at Loki again and states, “Surely not again? He even he can’t take this much! Revenge? OK, but no strip club later if you make me do this!” Mack shrugs and blasts the unmoving Covey one more time.
Suddenly there is a commotion at the entrance ramp. Security Chief Big Daddy is running to the ring…followed by El Pablo & The Union! As they reach the ringside area, Beaudin grabs Loki and The Upstarts bail, leaving the ringside area.
Jarred: “That was just a travesty.”
Masters: “You said it, Jarred. Beaudin should have had time to hit Covey a dozen more times.”
Jarred: “But why did Mack even have to get involved?”
Masters: “Don’t blame it on Mack. Loki’s the one who wants revenge for some reason! All that matters is that The Upstarts won and Jesse pinned Fiscus.”
Jarred: “I just can’t believe this keeps happening! We have to break for commercial.”
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Madison Square Garden
April 24th
"NO REMORSE!"
Ace King will challenge Matt Stylez for the cZw World Heavyweight Title!
Alan Fiscus will fight Jesse Montana in a Riot Match!
El Pablo will defend his X title against Kris Kash AND Rave in a FTLC match!
Big Nasty and Tim Timmons will challenge the Union for the World Tag Team Titles!
Caleb Walker will fight Impaler in a Leather Strap match!
CZW will hold it's second Money in the Bank Ladder Match with Eight Participants!
plus more to come!
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Jarred Daniels: Well tonight we have what should be an excellent match between Mack Beaudin and Caleb Walker and we hear word that Impaler has been spotted lurking in the arena tonight.
William Masters: Impaler’s sanity is seriously in question. I mean in the state that we’ve seen that man in lately who’s gonna stop him from interjecting himself in this match here tonight.
(Man Up by Sticky Fingaz begins to play as Mack Beaudin with Zoe saunters from behind the curtain with the Intercontinental Championship draped over his shoulder. He also has Loki in his hands.)
Jarred Daniels: Seriously though maybe Impaler’s perfectly sane. What would throw Caleb off his game more than having him here and on top of that Impaler having control of his wife. You ask me Impaler’s found a comfortable spot inside Caleb’s head and he’ll manipulate him from there.
William Masters: I feel that you mistake the acts of desperation and vengeance for intelligence.
(As Mack Beaudin makes his way down the ramp when Caleb Walker rushes from the back and jumps Mack from behind with a forearm to the back that sends Mack crashing to the steel ramp and starts him rolling the rest of the way to the ring. The ring attendant grabs the belt and Loki, and puts them in Mack's respective corner.)
Jarred Daniels: I really have no love lost for the “Number One Draft Pick” but that’s low Caleb.
William Masters: Hey it’s psychology.
Jarred Daniels: No it’s not it’s brutality.
(As Caleb walks over to pick up what he believes to be the pieces of Mack he quickly finds himself on the receiving end of a low blow, Mack then rolls Caleb into the ring.)
Jarred Daniels: Turn about is fair game and I haven’t heard a bell yet.
William Master: When your right your right Jarred. Plus I’m picking Mack Beaudin to win tonight anyway.
Jarred Daniels: We’ll see how many times that changed in the next ten minutes.
(Mack keeps the assault going with a running boot to the temple of Caleb Walk as Referee Alex Lewis calls for the bell and match officially starts.)
Jarred Daniels: The match is on now and CZW Intercontinental Championship is on the line.
(Mack then attempts to set Caleb up for a Northern Lights Suplex only to have Caleb rush him and hit an overhead Belly to Belly Suplex and then hit a knee again still trying to recover from that low blow. Mack hit’s the mat hard and rolls out of the ring to be comforted by the lovely Zoe.)
Jarred Daniels: You want to see psychology there it is stalling tactics and knowing when to take advantage of what some may call a ten nine seconds time out.
William Masters: I call it cowardice that’s why I chose Caleb Walker to win this one.
Jarred Daniels: You heard that from “Mr. Waffle” himself William Masters.
(Mack slides back into the ring after a solid eight count from Steve Lewis. Only to have Caleb pop up and nail a solid Clothesline turning Mack inside out. Caleb then spin around and attempts to roll Mack over by the ankle only to have Mack quickly roll with turn and catch Caleb in a variation of the Victory Roll-Up. Steve Lewis quickly slides into position to make the count.)
® Steve Lewis: One, Two, Thr…
(Lewis pops up to one knee and signals the near fall as Caleb kicks out.)
Jarred Daniels: Mack on his toes picks up a near fall.
William Masters: I still think Caleb has his number.
Jarred Daniels: Wow, It’s a record you stuck with a pick for more than three minutes.
(Caleb gets to his feet quickly and attempts a Scoop Slam on a still recovering Mack only to have Mack roll him up in an inside cradle this time Caleb kicks out before a count can be made. Both wrestler quickly spin back to their feet and face each other.)
Jarred Daniels: Oh my, we have a stalemate.
William Masters: For now Caleb’s just getting momentum.
(Just then Jesse Montana runs out from the back Steve Lewis catches him quickly, an argument begins between the two and Lewis leaves the ring to attempt to usher Jesse from ringside area. While the referee is distracted Mack hits yet another low blow on Caleb Walker and then he instructs Zoe to get chair and enter the ring. Zoe does as he says as he places Caleb in a Full Nelson and Zoe winds up to strike Caleb but Caleb slides out of the way and she nails Mack with the chair on the crown of the head and drops the chair as Caleb quickly chases her out the ring and kicks the chair out of the ring. Caleb begins calling for Power and Glory to come to the ring. The scene quickly switches to the back as Power and Glory appear to be blocked in their locker room by a forklift.)
Jarred Daniels: A little malfunction conjunction there and Caleb looks to be in great shape to pick up the Intercontinental Championship. I guess you’ll finally be right Will. But Caleb calls for backup only to find out he has to go it alone finally the deck stacked against Power and Glory.
William Masters: What do you mean I’m always right.
(Caleb cuffs Mack upside the head as Referee Steve Lewis slides back in the ring after restoring order outside it and sending Jesse to the back. Caleb then grabs the ankle of Mack Beaudin, rolls him over and locks in the Bone Crusher. Mack starts screaming in pain but he will not quit Caleb wrenches the ankle more and more.)
Caleb: I will break his freaking ankle ref, just ring the damn bell give me my belt!
(The scene on the CombatTron switches from the match to a view of the basement and Jenny Walker strapped to a chair, gagged and blind folded. Then we see Impaler pop into the picture brandishing a two foot length of steel piping.)
Impaler: Hey there Caleb you want your wifey to stay in one piece I suggest you get back here and come get her yourself. You have three minutes.
(Caleb instantly relinquishes the hold and looks out at Impaler. As Impaler talks and Caleb looks on, Mack slowly gets up and painfully stalks Caleb. Caleb turns around, confused, and gets hit with the Greetings from Tampa Bay!)
® Steve Lewis: One, two, three!!
(Steve Lewis calls for the bell and raises Mack Beaudin’s hand. Caleb gets right up, but pays no mind. He slides out of the ring and begins to running to the back.)
Jessica Towers: Your winner by way of pinfall and still the CZW Intercontinental Champion, Mack Beaudin!
Jarred: Well that’s it I guess once again the human spirit proves you wrong Will.
William Masters: What do you mean I was right I said Mack would win and he did.
(The scene cuts to basement again as Impaler is now no where to be found but Jenny is there in the same state as before as Caleb comes rushing in and quickly embraces his wife but she’s trying to scream something so he undoes the gag around her mouth.)
Jenny: IT’S A TRAP!
(Caleb spins around only to catch a lead pipe to the face with a sickening clang of steel meeting skull. The camera pulls back to see Impaler standing over the crumpled heap of Caleb Walker. Impaler then goes over to Jenny Walker and undoes her blindfold.)
Impaler: I want you to see this.
(Caleb’s body lies crumpled his face now bleeding Impaler grabs him and drags him over to a table that has been wrapped thickly in barbed wire. Impaler hefts Caleb body onto his should and executes a variation on the of the Snake Eyes through the table and Caleb let’s out a scream of pain his body travels throw the barbed wire and the table simultaneously and then nothing. Impaler walks over and unties Jenny walker and grabs her by the scruff of the neck and drags her over to the body of Caleb Walker and he forces Jenny to look at the bleeding and broken mess in front of her.)
Impaler: You see that skank, you tell your brother, you tell that dumb (censored) Ice-Breaker that this can and will be them if they interfere I’m not the Zodiac Thrilla I will play there game cause I’m the one who taught them how to brutalize like this.
(With that Impaler shoves Jenny Walker to the ground and the camera cuts to William Masters and Jarred Daniels in a state of shock.)
Jarred: Folks I am so sorry that you had to see that. We have word now that Paramedics are attending to Caleb Walker now and we will keep you updated as this situation progress.
William Masters: Insane or not that was premeditated and I myself am horrified.
-Just then Special Ed comes running down to the ring, and slides in. He is still bleeding from his forehead. He grabs Loki, and begins laying into Mack with surprise. Both men spill out onto the floor, fighting back and forth. They brawl all the way up to the ramp way, as the crowd cheers on Ed. They go behind the curtain-
DANIELS: "Well, the CZW is a mad house! What can we do to maintain order around here?"
MASTERS: "Not a damn thing, Jarred! Just sit back, take a drink, and enjoy the chaos!"
DANIELS: "It isn't right, this is supposed to be a sport! This -- OH MY GOD!! LOOK AT THE TOP OF THE COMBAT TRON!!"
-The crowd pops LOUDLY as they see Special Ed and Mack brawling, now on top of the Combat Tron. They seem to make their way to the side, with Ed getting the advantage. There are three tables set up underneath, where CZW merchandise was being sold. Ed kicks Mack in the gut... positions...-
DANIELS: "OH MY GOD!!!! SPECIAL DRIVER FROM THE TOP OF THE COMBAT TRON, THROUGH THOSE TABLES!!!!!"
!!!!!!!!!!!!! CRASH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MASTERS: "NOW we need to get some order down here, jesus christ!"
-Daniels and Masters then become silent as a slew of CZW employees come down to check on the fallen warriors, who are both motionless. After many moments of concern, finally the EMT team shows up and puts both men on gurneys with neck braces on. Ed has Loki firmly in his grasp, and is not willing to let him go-
CROWD: "CZW! CZW! CZW! CZW!"
MASTERS: "These fans are blood thirsty animals! They don't care about the well being of Mack.. or their beloved Ed!"
DANIELS: "I just can't find the right words! I am shocked."
MASTERS: "Well good, keep your mouth shut then! It's time for our main event anyway! What better way to follow that... than a STREET FIGHT!!"
TOWERS: "And now ladies and gentlemen, it is time for the MAIN EVENT of the night! And it is a Non-Title Street Fight!"
(Crowd cheers)
TOWERS: "Introducing first... he is the current CZW X Champion... "The Five Star Superstar" EL PABLO!!"
(A hush descends over the crowd as the lights go out, leaving the arena in total darkness. The opening riff to "Been Training Dogs" kicks in, with bright white spotlights switching on and off in various places across the arena, keeping time with the beat. As the drums kick in, a huge wall of pyro shoots up from the stage, and El Pablo steps out to huge cheers from the crowd, dressed in his ring gear with dark sunglasses on his face. He stands on the stage for a few seconds playing to the crowd, before bounding down the ramp. He jumps up onto the apron and vaults over the top rope, then heads over to one of the far turnbuckles and climbs up, saluting the crowd. He repeats this on the adjacent turnbuckle, then removes his sunglasses and tosses them to a stagehand outside the ring.)
TOWERS: "And his opponent.... the reigning CZW World Heavyweight Champion.... MATT STYLEZ!!!"
("Serial Thrilla" plays as the crowd boos loudly. Matt comes out, confused and pissed off at their reaction. He holds up the World Title and yells out "That's Right!" and he then runs to the ring, ignoring the fans who try to high five him)
-El Pablo and Matt Stylez face off in the ring as the ref signals for the opening bell. The circle the ring, neither man breaking their gaze. Just as it looks like they are about to lock up, Stylez rolls out of the ring.-
MASTERS: Clever tactics here by Matt Stylez.
DANIELS: The man is being a coward, plain and simple.
Stylez taunts to the fans and rolls back into the ring. Once again, they glare at each other. EP moves in to lock up, but Matt, once again, rolls to the outside. He is drawing heavy boos.
MASTERS: Well done Matt. Great tactics being employed by the world champ here.
DANIELS: You might be enjoying this, but the fans aren’t.
MASTERS: What? They’d rather see Pablo get his 5 star behind kicked? Matt’s giving Pablo the opportunity to give up before he destroys him.
DANIELS: Well, it doesn’t look like Pablo’s giving up.
Matt smirks and rolls back into the ring. EP moves in to attack but Matt tells him to stay back. Matt stretches, using the ropes. EP complains to the ref. Matt looks at EP and holds up an arm. EP goes to grasp Matt’s hand, but Matt swaps hands. EP looks extremely frustrated. Matt takes a step back. They circle the ring again. EP goes to attack, but Matt rolls to the outside a third time.
DANIELS: This is getting ridiculous! Get him back in the ring ref.
Matt begins posing for the fans. EP runs at the ropes and leaps over the top. Senton flip onto Matt Stylez!
DANIELS: Oh My God! Did you see that? Pablo just somersaulted right out onto Matt!
MASTERS: Come on! That should be illegal!
EP picks Stylez up. He irish whips Matt into the apron. EP climbs into the ring and lifts Stylez onto the apron. EP suplexes Matt into the ring.
DANIELS: El Pablo finally gets Matt Stylez in the ring.
EP lifts Matt to his feet and nails a DDT. He then rolls to the outside. He grabs a chair from outside the ring and throws it into the ring. EP then searches around under there. He pulls out what he was looking for. A sledgehammer!
DANIELS: EP pulls out Matt’s sledgehammer. I think he means to return the favour.
MASTERS: Of course he does! Watch out Matt!
EP climbs onto the apron. He taunts to the crowd. He turns around and gets a face full of steel.
MASTERS: Yes, excellent shot.
EP falls to the floor. Stylez rolls outside the ring and kicks EP in the back. Stylez walks over to the announcers table. He rips out one of the TV monitors.
DANIELS: HEY! Put that back!
MASTERS: You don’t need that silly thing, look at how close the action is!
Matt walks over to EP, who is getting to his feet. He lines EP up.
DANIELS: Sickening shot there.
Matt drops the monitor on EP’s body. He walks over to the announce table and picks up a spare headset.
STYLEZ: How are you enjoying this so far? Because I’ve still got a lot more coming.
Stylez throws down the headset. He walks over to where Jessica Towers is sitting. He motions for her to move. He grabs the chair she was sitting on. Stylez walks back over to EP. He hits EP in the chest with the edge of the chair. Stylez lifts EP to his feet. He whips him into the turnbuckle post. EP is leaning against the post, his head facing the steel. Matt picks up the chair. He aims the chair at EP’s head.
DANIELS: NO. Don’t do that!
MASTERS: If he connects, you can call this one over.
Matt swings the chair. But EP moves. Stylez hits the turnbuckle post. He drops the chair. Matt turns around...
DANIELS: ENZUIGURI! EP kicks Matt Stylez right in the side of the head!
Matt drops to the floor. EP looks around under the ring again. He pulls out a table. EP drags Stylez to the entrance ramp. He sets up the table and places Matt on it. EP rolls into the ring and climbs to the top...
MASTERS: Stylez rolls off the table. Smart move.
DANIELS: Wait! EP signals for something big!
EP leaps off the top. He connects with a missile dropkick!
DANIELS: OH MY GOD!
EP stands up. He drags Stylez back into the ring. EP hits a legdrop on Stylez. He goes for the pinfall.
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Stylez kicks out...
EP lifts Stylez up. He whips Stylez. Stylez bounces back off the ropes. EP ducks a clothesline attempt, then prepares for a Monkey Flip, but Stylez rolls to the outside. Stylez walks around to the bell keeper. He grabs the CZW title and heads towards the ramp. EP runs at Stylez. Suicide Dive...
DANIELS: Oh No! Stylez hits a flying EP with the CZW championship!
MASTERS: EP is down! What a shot!
Stylez slowly moves up the entrance ramp. He reaches the stage. Stylez poses with the title. He looks down the ramp and sees EP running up it. Matt goes to run away, but EP catches him before he can escape.
DANIELS: These superstars are moving away from the ring.
MASTERS: Who knows where they’ll go.
EP suplexes Stylez on the stage. EP backs up. He runs at Stylez. EP channels the Leeds soccer club and slides into Stylez, kicking him off the stage!
MASTERS: NO! There’s dangerous wiring down there!
DANIELS: We need a cameraman over there!
EP looks down at Stylez’ body. He looks at the fans, who urge him on. EP poses for the fans and hits a PABLO SPLASH off the stage!
*BANG*
Some fireworks go off.
MASTERS: HOLY SHIT! EP is a madman. He might have killed Stylez!
DANIELS: What was he thinking! Neither man appears to be moving.
EP and Stylez are down the bottom of the stage, a pyro box exploded near them. EP moves slowly and rolls over onto Matt.
DANIELS: Unfortunately, pinfalls cannot be counted outside the ring.
MASTERS: Come on, Matt. Get up!
The fans begin chanting for EP. EP shows some signs of life. The fans are screaming for Pablo. EP rises to one knee. He then stands...
DANIELS: EP is up! El Pablo has gotten back to his feet!
EP climbs up the stage. He looks down at the body of Matt Stylez. He smiles...
MASTERS: The crazy idiot is going for another Pablo Splash!
DANIELS: And the fans are loving it!
El Pablo leaps off the stage again...
MASTERS: STYLEZ MOVES! Matt Stylez rolled out of the way!
DANIELS: El Pablo crashes right into the floor of the stage.
MASTERS: I think he’s gone through the floor!
The camera looks at EP, who body has broken the steel floor. Matt crawls over and goes for the pin.
MASTERS: Don’t go for the pin!
Matt looks up. He realises no one is counting. He stumbles to his feet. Matt lifts up EP and begins dragging him backstage...
DANIELS: Quick, get a camera backstage. We don’t want to miss this.
Matt takes EP backstage. A camera is waiting on the other side. Matt grabs the camera. He slams it into EP’s head, busting him open...
MASTERS: He’s bleeding again!
DANIELS: That shot must have broken the camera. We’ve lost the feed.
A cameraman is rushing around looking for EP and Matt. He turns a corner and nearly has his head taken off. Matt had swung a steel pipe, but EP ducked. EP grabs Matt’s head and slams it against a door. El Pablo whips Matt through these doors, into the concession area. El Pablo looks at one of the AMP XTC shirts. He grabs it and rips out Matt Stylez. Meanwhile, Stylez grabbed one of the Upstarts shirts. He wraps it around Pablo’s neck and begins choking him. A feed of Daniels and Masters appears in the bottom left corner of the screen.
DANIELS: The two men have entered the concession area. Who knows what they’ll find here.
Matt removes the shirt from around Pablo’s neck and shoves it down his throat, trying to suffocate him.
DANIELS: Looks like El Pablo still can’t swallow the Upstarts...
MASTERS: How long have you been cooking that one? That was lame.
DANIELS: V_V
Matt lets go of the shirt. Pablo throws it away. Matt grabs a can of Cola and shakes it up. EP grabs a beer glass. EP turns to smash it over Matt’s head, but receives a face full of Cola.
DANIELS: What is he doing? That could have blinded him!
MASTERS: Be quiet, this is a great match!
Stylez crushes the can against Pablo’s head. Matt walks over to the counter. The area in front of the concession stand begins filling as all the fans go to watch close up. Matt poses for the fans. He turns and grabs the stumbling Pablo. Matt slams Pablo’s head on the cash register, causing it to open. Matt rests his hand on the open register. He grabs Pablo by the hair and holds him, looking at the bleeding mess that is his face. Suddenly, Pablo’s foot lashes out. Pablo shuts the cash register right on Matt’s hand!
MASTERS: What is that idiot doing? He nearly broke Matt Stylez hand!
Matt releases Pablo and nurses his fingers. Pablo grabs an AMP snow globe. He smashes it against Matt’s head. The tiny Matt Stylez inside the globe is broken in half as the snowflakes float to the ground. Matt is slumped against the counter. EP backs up. He runs at Matt and clotheslines him over the counter, into the sea of fans. Both stars stand. They punch each other back and forth, moving through the crowd. Matt pokes EP in the eye. He presses the button for the elevator to the Parking Lot! When the door opens, Matt whips EP into the elevator and follows...
DANIELS: We need a cameraman in the parking lot!
A cameraman rushes down to the parking lot. He sees the elevator open. EP is pushed out by Stylez. Matt lines up EP. HIGH STYLE!
MASTERS: Yes! Now, get him to the ring!
Matt looks down at Pablo. He then rushes over to a nearby car. He jumps in and starts the engine...
DANIELS: What does this fool think he is doing?
Matt revs the engine. Pablo stands. As he is turning around, Matt releases the brake and drives at Pablo!!!
DANIELS: Who does he think he is? Jesse Montana?
MASTERS: We’ve already seen Ace King taken out. And we about to see El Pablo get taken out as well.
DANIELS: Or are we?
Just as Matt is about to hit Pablo, EP dives out of the way. Matt skids to a halt. He hops out of the car and is met with a hubcap.
DANIELS: Lucky break there, we nearly saw EP end up like Zodiac.
EP unleashes a flurry of punches and kicks. He hits an Enzuiguri at the end. Pablo then looks around the parking lot. He spies a ladder in the distance. He picks up Matt and drags him towards the ladder.
DANIELS: EP has seen the ladder. And I’m sure he plans on using it.
EP body slams Matt onto a car. EP climbs up himself. EP DDT’s Matt on the roof. EP jumps off. He grabs the ladder and sets it up. He climbs to the top of the ladder...
DANIELS: Senton Bomb! Senton Bomb from the top of the ladder.
MASTERS: MY CAR!
DANIELS: EP and Matt have gone straight through the roof of the car.
EP sits up. He lifts Matt to his feet.
DANIELS: Matt gets sent through the windshield with a DDT!
MASTERS: Look at what that hooligan is doing to my car!
DANIELS: No one cares about your car! Matt Stylez is bleeding after that!
EP climbs out of the car. He drags Stylez’ body out as well. He slams Matt again, this time on the concrete. EP ascends the ladder once more.
MASTERS: Doesn’t this fool ever get tired of heights?
DANIELS: He is our X champion. No fear on his face at all.
EP leaps off. Matt moves though, causing EP’s legdrop to fail.
MASTERS: EP has gotta be feeling that. He landed right on his behind!
EP writhes in pain. Matt crawls over to the ladder. He pushes it over. Matt pulls himself up using Masters’ car. He lifts EP, who is having trouble standing.
DANIELS: He may have some serious hamstring damage there.
Matt grabs EP and hits a Reverse DDT onto the ladder!
MASTERS: Excellent move there!
Matt then locks in the Still Shot!
DANIELS: Still Shot locked in! Although, submissions cannot be counted in the parking lot.
MASTERS: But they can still damage your opponent. Especially if they have a hamstring injury.
EP is writhing, trying to escape the hold. Matt increases the pressure. EP still struggles. Matt releases the hold. He picks up EP. Matt whips EP into a nearby roller door. It buckles under the pressure. Matt lines EP up...
DANIELS: SPEAR! Spear through the roller door!
The aluminium door tears. Matt and EP both stand at the same time. They punch each other up the car ramp. The broken door is raised to allow the cameraman to follow. Matt and EP make their way out onto the street.
DANIELS: Really gives the term ‘Street Fight’ a new meaning.
MASTERS: That’s enough out of you! Look at Matt!
Matt Stylez has gained the upper hand. He grabs EP by the collar. He throws him head first into a mailbox. Matt then whips EP into a telephone pole. Matt sees a car coming. He suplexes EP onto the road. Right into the path of the car!
DANIELS: Come on. Stop!
MASTERS: He’s Russian. He more than likely drunk behind the wheel.
The car skids out of control to avoid EP. It slams into another car, blocking the intersection. A mass amount of screeching is heard as car, motorbikes and even a flatbed brake to avoid an accident. Matt jerks open the nearest car. He pulls the owner out. Matt drags EP and places his head in the door frame.
DANIELS: Don’t do it, Matt. That can cause serious damage.
Matt slams the door right on EP’s head. He does it twice for good effect. Matt drags EP’s limp body towards the circle of cars. He whips EP onto the bonnet of a four wheel drive. He drags EP to the roof. He spies a trailer next to the 4WD. The owner is screaming at them to get off. Matt lifts EP off his feet...
MASTERS: Powerbomb into the trailer! Matt Stylez just powerbombed El Pablo into a trailer!
DANIELS: Is that something to be happy about? These men are human beings!
Matt Stylez looks down at EP. He smirks...
MASTERS: Holy SHIT! Thrill Kill into the trailer!
DANIELS: These men obviously don’t care about their health. They are willing to kill themselves just for this match!
Both men are out cold after the Thrill Kill. A few drivers have gotten out of their cars to inspect the two men. Matt is the first to stir. He rolls out of the trailer. Using the onlookers, he rises to his feet. He walks over to Pablo, who sits straight up. Matt punches EP and EP punches him back harder. Matt stumbles back as EP stands. EP leaps out of the trailer. He punches Matt with a flurry of right and left hands. He drags Matt by the hair over to the flatbed. The driver has abandoned his vehicle. EP drags Matt up onto the cabin of the truck. They climb up the windshield and reach the top. EP hits a spinebuster on the top of the truck. He glances into the cargo hold...
DANIELS: Pablo sees something he likes...
MASTERS: Glass! Glass! And lots of it!
Pablo gets a sick smile on his face. He lifts up Matt Stylez. He waves to the watching Russians...
DANIELS: NO f**kING WAY!!!
Pablo stands at the edge of the cabin. He lifts Matt up...
PABLO SLAM! El Pablo hits the Pablo Slam through at least 15 layers of glass!
CROWD: HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!
DANIELS: What was Pablo thinking? He may have killed himself and Matt Stylez.
MASTERS: He is an insane lunatic! There will be definite injuries to our World Champion!
The driver notices his cargo falling off the side. He glances into the cargo hold. The cameraman rushes over aswell. Matt Stylez and El Pablo are lying at the base of the truck, both with extensive cuts and gashes. The driver asks the two men if they are okay...
MASTERS: Pointless! Neither one of these men will be able to continue! El Pablo ruined an excellent match with a stunt like that!
DANIELS: Wait! Look!
The driver, still checking for a response from Matt, notices Derek Damage rushing out. Damage talks to driver. He points to the arena.
DANIELS: Is Damage asking the truckie to take the men back into the arena?
MASTERS: That’s what it looks like.
The driver nods. He hops into his cabin, cameraman as well. They drive through the clearing traffic. He enters the arena through the broken roller door.
DANIELS: He’s doing it! He is driving right into the arena!
The truck moves through the parking lot. It heads towards the stage. A wall of glass displaying the CZW symbol is blocking his way.
DANIELS: He’s going to crash through it!
MASTERS: Come on. Bring these men to the ring!
The truck revs. It crashes through the glass. He drives into the stage area. The driver then backs the truck up the ramp. He stops about halfway down the ramp. He and the cameraman climb out. They go to the back of the truck. The driver unhooks the door holding the cargo. Millions of shards of glass pour out into the arena, followed by EP and Matt Stylez.
DANIELS: They are back! They are back in the arena!
DANIELS: Which man will be the first to move? El Pablo or Matt Stylez?
The fans slowly start a chant...
“PABLO, PABLO, PABLO, PABLO.”
EP twitches. The fans cheer like crazy.
DANIELS: Pablo is the first to move! Pablo is struggling to his feet. But he is alive!
EP slowly makes his way back to his feet. He stumbles over to the sledgehammer lying beside the stairs. EP rolls into the ring, resting.
MASTERS: Come on, Matt. Get up!
EP stands and leans against the ropes, looking down at Matt Stylez. Slowly, Matt begins to move...
MASTERS: Yes. He’s moving!
Matt gets to his feet. He stumbles to the ring. Once in the ring, he and EP have a staredown.
DANIELS: The tension is thin. Which man will be the first to break the staredown.
EP and Matt continue staring for another five minutes! Eventually, Matt takes a step forward. This prompts EP to swings the sledgehammer. Matt ducks though! Matt hits a High Style on EP..
MASTERS: That’s it. It’s over! Matt Stylez has won.
DANIELS: I wouldn’t say that yet. He’s gotta get the pinfall.
Matt fall onto EP. The ref counts.
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MASTERS: It is over!
THR...EL PABLO KICKS OUT!
DANIELS: El Pablo kicks out of the High Style. After everything he has been put through tonight!
MASTERS: No! I thought he had him!
Matt looks at the ref in disbelief. He leaves the ring and looks under the ring. He pulls out what appears to be a small sack.
DANIELS: What could be in there?
MASTERS: I have an idea.
Matt Stylez pours the contents of the bag onto the ring...
MASTERS: Thumbtacks! I knew it!
DANIELS: Thumbtacks? No way!
Matt laughs. He lifts El Pablo up...
MASTERS: He’s going for a High Style onto the tacks.
Matt connects with the High Style! Pablo’s face is riddled with thumbtacks! Matt rolls him over and goes for the pin.
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PABLO KICKS OUT!
DANIELS: Where is this man getting it from?
MASTERS: WHAT? That was a slow count. Even Matt agrees with me.
Matt begins arguing with the ref. He shoves the ref to the ground. Pablo gets to his feet. He moves in behind Matt. Matt turns...
DANIELS: Pablo Slam onto the tacks!
Pablo goes for the pinfall.
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3...No wait...Matt got his foot on the bottom rope!
MASTERS: That’s the way!
EP just smiles. He rolls to the outside. He grabs a chair and sets it up in the ring. He grabs Matt’s sledgehammer again. Matt stands. EP swings, but Matt ducks again. Matt pushes EP in the back. EP jumps onto the chair, then onto the top tope. He then moonsaults off, sledgehammer in hand. He catches Matt Stylez around the neck, pulling him down. EP wraps his legs around Matt’s body, choking him out with the hammer!
DANIELS: Did you see that? Triple Jump Moonsault into Rear Naked Choke! What an amazing combo!
MASTERS: Fight it, Matt! Escape!
Matt slowly edges towards the ropes, but EP shifts his weight. Matt is unable to move and is forced to tap out!
DANIELS: Matt taps! Matt taps! El Pablo has done it!
MASTERS: "HAPPY BIRTHDAY EL PABLO, AND GOOD NIGHT EVERYONE!!!"
-The show fades out as EP is celebrating his victory-
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