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 Combat Zone Wrestling live from - Seattle, Washington Seattle Key Arena June 5th 2008
cZw presents: War Zone!
THREE WAY ELIMINATION MATCH
WOMEN'S SINGLES MATCH
TRIPLE THREAT ONE FALL MATCH
FIRST BLOOD MATCH
TRIPLE THREAT ONE FALL MATCH *****-----***** ---------------------- *********** Pyro explodes uncontrollably, and “Bodies” by Drowning Pool plays, heralding the beginning of War Zone. The crowd is roaring as the show starts, and the camera pans to the announce table. Jarred Daniels: GOOD EVENING, and welcome to WAR ZONE!!! This promises to be an exciting show, as it is the first War Zone to occur AFTER the CZW Draft!!! Joining me at the announce table, as always, is a man I wish had been drafted to Assault, William Masters. William Masters: I won’t have you disrespecting me like that, Jarred. Go jerk off to Mike Adamle or something. Jarred Daniels: Whatever. The audience at Key Arena in Seattle is buzzing with excitement. Then, a hush falls over the crowd as “Walk Idiot Walk” by The Hives starts to play. After a few seconds, a tall, thin man with short hair and glasses comes out to the ring, dressed in a black suit with a red bow tie. He rolls into the ring under the bottom rope, microphone already in hand. Jarred Daniels: Do you have any idea who this guy is, William? William Masters: No, but my bet is that he’s some hotshot signing making the seemingly obligatory in-ring address to introduce himself. “Walk Idiot Walk” dies down, and the crowd is buzzing as this unknown man raises the microphone to his mouth. Unknown Man: What’s going on, Seattle? There is a loud, albeit cheap, pop from the crowd as this man mentions their city. The man continues to speak. Unknown Man: Now, I realize that you, the loyal CZW fans, have no idea just who in the blue hell I am. Well, I suppose now is a good time to introduce myself… My name is John Curtis Mason, but I usually go by J.C. I serve as Combat Zone Wrestling’s Technical Director, and I must tell you that there are some crazy things going on behind the scenes. Jarred Daniels: Yeah, likely fixing the circus that Jesse Montana left behind. William Masters: Shut it, you brown-noser. Hearing one nerd talking is enough as it is, I don’t need you in my ear right now too. The crowd ‘s buzzing only gets louder as J.C. takes a moment to catch his breath before speaking again. J.C. Mason: Now, I know this is my first time out here talking directly to you, the fans. But I have been asked by CZW management to come out here tonight and make a major announcement pertaining to the next Pay-Per-View event, Summer Showdown, on June 26. Jarred Daniels: I wonder what’s going on… William Masters: *crosses fingers* Let it be a new play-by-play man, let it be a new play-by-play man… The crowd is chanting “CZW! CZW!” now. J.C. is trying his best to hide a smile, but it is easy to see that he is excited about his forthcoming announcement. J.C. Mason: Now, I’m sure that you’re getting a bit tired of people wielding their power and twisting CZW to their own desires. We at Combat Zone Wrestling realize this, which is why… at Summer Showdown… the power will be firmly in YOUR hands. The crowd’s buzzing is at an all-time high once they hear this, with many people starting to cheer for J.C. now. Mason starts to talk again once the crowd settles down… William Masters: This could be good, Jarred… J.C. Mason: At Summer Showdown, in a Combat Zone Wrestling first… THE FANS WILL BE ABLE TO DECIDE THE MATCHES!!! The crowd explodes into a raucous cheer with this huge announcement from CZW’s Technical Director. Jarred Daniels: WOW, THIS IS HUGE!!! William Masters: Great, we get to see a Pay-Per-View filled with brown-nosing goody-goods. Mason holds the microphone up in the middle of the ring, allowing the crowd to chant “CZW! CZW!” once again. Mason lowers the microphone to his mouth and starts to talk. J.C. Mason: Hold on, I’m not quite finished! I’ve just been informed by CZW management that Summer Showdown will also be billed as a “Night Of Champions”, meaning that EVERY TITLE BELT IN CZW WILL BE CONTESTED AT SUMMER SHOWDOWN! The crowd roars with approval at this new development to an already crazy evening. J.C. starts to speak again once the crowd quiets down a little bit. J.C. Mason: Now, here’s how Summer Showdown will work. Once the debut broadcast of Assault goes off the air on June 9, there will be a poll posted at CZW.com with all of the choices. Some matches will enable voters to choose the current Champion’s Summer Showdown opponent, while other matches enable the stipulation to be chosen. You are able to vote once a day on every match from the end of the June 8 Assault broadcast until June 22, particularly once the June 22 Assault broadcast from Anaheim, California goes off the air. I will reveal the voting options over the course of tonight’s show and the June 8 episode of Assault, so that you guys know exactly what’s going on when the poll opens at the end of this show. Nobody, not even the competitors themselves, will know what the final results are until just before their matches are scheduled to start. With that being said, enjoy the show, and I’ll be seeing you many times throughout the next two shows. Thank you for listening. J.C. drops the microphone with a huge cheer from the fans. “Walk Idiot Walk” reprises as Mason leaves the ring and goes backstage. The camera pans back to Jarred and William at the announce table. William Masters: Wow, I can’t believe what I’ve just heard here tonight! Jarred Daniels: For once, I agree with you William. Ladies and gentlemen, if you’re just tuning in, CZW Technical Director John Curtis Mason has just announced a BLOCKBUSTER planned for Summer Showdown, where the fans will have their say as to what the final card will look like. We don’t know who will be competing at Summer Showdown, or what types of matches the CZW Superstars will be fighting in, but what we do know is that every title belt in CZW will be contested at the Staples Center on June 27. We have word that Jenny Jacobs is standing by at the CZW backstage interview area. Let’s cut to her. - Cameras cut over to Jenny Jacobs standing by at the CZW interview area. - Jacobs: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome at this time a team that has been through a lot in recent weeks. The latest being the defection of one of their members. My guest at this time are the Night Terrors." -The three remaining members came off camera and stood behind Jenny. Jenny looked over to Tatum.- Jacobs:How will you be affected during the first blood match after being in a last woman standing match just a week ago? Tatum: I'm not affected at all. Actually, the other women should be affected. I just showed them I can hang without relying on people fighting my battles for me. Yeah, I got people who got my back, but I still do my own thing. Guess what, Brenda? I can play mind games too. -Jenny then turned to Carnage.- Jacobs: Carnage you have been with Brenda since you both were in New Blood Rising. Now she has turned on you to align with Buck Evans. What is going through your head now? Carnage:You wanna know what's going through my mind? Lots of bloody, broken bones. And they belong to one person. Buck Evans. Hey Buck, by the time we get done with you, there won't be enough left to put in that stupid cowboy hat of yours. Oh Brenda, I didn't forget about you. I made a call back home, and chaos will rain down upon you. -Jenny looked at Carnage with a slightly frightened look before looking over to AAN.- Jacobs:Now AAN, the main reason you are here is that there are two new members of the Night Terrors to introduce. All-American Nightmare:You are so right, Jenny. Let's get right to it. First off is a big man that almost scares the living crap out of me. Small children and old ladies spontaneously combust when they see him. It's time to unleash what I call "The Ticking Time Bomb". Ladies and gentlemen, "The Mastodon" Xavier Necraft. -From the right of the screen come a big man wearing a scary mask. He looked dirctly at the camera with his head tilted with a demonic look in his eyes. AAN then looked over to Jenny.- All-American Nightmare: Yeah, he don't speak much. I think it is better for all of us. Anywho, one down, one to go. Now this next guy has been catching flack since he got here. That dude was being held back and kept swinging. I like that. And also, even a lone wolf need a pack to watch his back. I am also proud to call this man my tag team partner. Ladies and gentlemen, "The Emo Prince" Jacob Havok. -Jacob comes over from the left side of the screen and gives a pound to AAN.- Havok:"You see, the critics said that we were dead. But guess what? We are stronger than we ever were. And heaven or hell help anybody that crosses any of us." ***** First Blood Womens Match Brenda Vixen v. Tatum ***** Jared Daniels: We are going to have this as our first match this week. We should have an announcement why after this match but for now we are now ready for our next event. Can you believe this William? The first ever women’s First Blood match! William Masters: As perverse and excruciatingly painful as that sounds, I’m excited with a sense of bloodlust, and waiting in anticipation for one of these girls to bust the other open! Jared Daniels: I’m normally against such acts of violence against women, but I’ve got to admit I’m all for these women wanting to push the boundaries to an equal playing field with the male superstars of the CZW. Williams Masters: That we can agree on. We go to the ring with the lovely Miss Towers. Jessica Towers: The next contest is the first ever Women’s First Blood match! Introducing first, making her way from Orlando, Florida, she is Brenda Vixen! (The arena turns pitch black as “Getting Away With Murder” fills the arena. A gold strobe light effect begins to bombard the stage as smoke rises around the entrance beneath the tron. Brenda emerges onto the stage in a long trench coat and a pair of black shades. She ignores the crowd as she passes, making her way to the ring. She stops halfway to the ring and sports a devilish grin as a barrage of pyro erupts behind her. She then hops into the ring and crosses her arms into the symbol of an X, as a burst of red pyro showers down around the ring. She removes her coat and shades as Jessica continues.) Jessica Towers: And her opponent, hailing from Tiffin, Ohio…Tatum Reagan! (“I Don’t Wanna Stop” erupts as Tatum Reagan steps out onto the ramp in a leather jacket, a throwing knife in her hand. She stands atop the stage, playing with the knife momentarily before sheathing it on her way to the ring, the crowd cheering her on with every step. As she nears the ring, she smiles at Brenda, who scowls back at her. Reagan removes her jacket and knife sheath, handing them off to the time keeper at ringside. Reagan climbs into the ring, still smiling, as she looks back towards the ramp. An explosion of pyro blasts the stage as the mammoth monster, Carnage comes walking down to the ring, the audience cheering louder than before. ) William Masters: What is this? She can’t have back up! Jared Daniels: I somehow doubt Carnage will find himself involved, but he does he a stake in this. Brenda Vixen broke his heart, after all. - Carnage walks around the ring, eyeing Brenda, who looks shocked, her eyes glaring back and forth between Reagan and the monster. Jessica Towers leaves the ring and referee Darrin Powers calls for the bell. Reagan and Brenda step face to face, mouthing back and forth at each other, before Brenda shoves Reagan. Reagan smirks and responds with a fist to Vixen’s jaw! Brenda falls backwards, grabbing her mouth as Reagan shrugs, smiling and looking to the crowd who continue to rally behind her. Brenda gets back on her feet and runs at Reagan for a clothesline, but Reagan ducks the blow, planting a firm dropkick to Vixen’s backside, sending her chest first into a corner. Upon impact, Brenda grabs her chest and falls on her back. - Jared Daniels: Reagan is taking it to Brenda in the opening minutes of this match up. William Masters: She seems to be toying with the poor girl, and believe me, that is not how you win a match! - Reagan grabs Brenda by the hair attempting to pull her up, But Brenda rolls and jerks Reagan’s feet out from under her, Reagan falling hard onto her back. Brenda climbs on top of Tatum and begins firing stiff shots from her fists at Tatum’s face, Reagan doing her best to block the blows with her arms. Brenda screams like a banshee as her firsts turn to wild clawing attacks with her finger nails.- Jared Daniels: Those nails are sharp enough to cut ribbon! William Masters: Tatum could be in trouble if she doesn’t get out of there quick! - Reagan works a leg out from under Brenda. She places the heel of her foot against Brenda’s chest and kicks hard, forcing Vixen back against the ropes. Reagan flips up onto her feet as Brenda charges her once more. But Regan ducks again and fires back with an énzigure kick to the back of Vixen’s skull. Brenda falls forward, her arms and chin resting on the middle rope. The crowd explodes as Reagan points her fingers, shaped like a gun, at the back of Vixen’s head. Brenda is looking dead into the eyes of Carnage while in her prone position. She begins pleading with the big man, holding her arms out. Unsure at first, Carnage slowly steps forward giving Brenda a hug. Reagan takes off for Vixen and leaps into the air for a dropkick to the back of her skull, but Vixen moves quickly, and Reagan’s dropkick lands firmly against the jaw of Carnage instead! Carnage stumbles back against the commentator’s table, before slumping to the floor. - Jared Daniels: Oh no! Reagan connects with Carnage! William Masters: Brenda isn’t just beautiful, she’s smart too! That’ll keep Carnage at bay! - Reagan peers over the ropes at Carnage in shock of what she had done. Brenda comes up from behind with a vicious clothesline to Reagan’s back, sending her toppling over the ropes to the arena floor. Reagan tries to recompose herself quickly, scrambling back to her feet, but Brenda vaults over the top rope, landing on Reagan’s shoulders, nailing a hurricanrana that sends Tatum plowing into Carnage. Brenda smiles over the fact she now has the upper hand. She reaches over the guardrail for something, one of the female fans shouting at her. Brenda finally retrieves a steel chair, but the fan grabs the opposite end, refusing to let her have it. Brenda manages to jerk it free before slamming the steel against the female fan’s head! - Jared Daniels: She just busted a fan with that chair! Oh my go, she’s bleeding! William Masters: That’s what she gets for interfering with the actions of a CZW superstar! And if Brenda can nail another shot like that on Tatum, this could all be over! - Medics rush to ringside to help the fan who has gone into shock as Brenda stalks Reagan on the floor. Reagan looks up at the incoming shock, fearing the worst… The clash of the steel chair is heard, but Reagan doesn’t feel a thing. She looks up to find that Carnage had stepped between them, taking the blow to the head himself! Brenda looks absolutely horrified as Carnage doesn’t fall. Instead, he takes the chair from her and tosses it into the ring. He then places his hands firmly around Brenda’s throat, her face turning a shade of blue as he does.- Jared Daniels: Carnage is attempting to choke the life out of his former flame, Brenda Vixen! William Masters: Not for long! Here comes Buck Evans for the save! -Buck comes flying down to ringside. He hit’s a chop block on the back of Carnage’s knee forcing Carnage to let go of the choke hold as he drops to one knee. Buck begins raining down fists to Carnage’s face in an all out attack on the large man. Carnage fights his way back onto his feet, and begins trading blows with Buck, the two of them brawling around the ring and back up the ramp. Reagan gets to her feet and grabs Brenda, sliding her into the ring. But Brenda rebounds once in the ring and begins laying the boots to Reagan who attempts to slide in as well. Brenda lifts Reagan over her head before tying her in the corner in the tree-of-woe position. Brenda climbs atop the turnbuckle, standing on Reagan’s legs.- William Masters: If Brenda can hit this double stomp to the face, it’s all over! Jared Daniels: I’m torn between this and the brawl taking place atop our ramp! - Brenda leaps from the turnbuckle for the double stomp, but Reagan lies completely straight against the corner, Vixen hitting nothing but ring mat. As she turns around to find out why she missed, Reagan grabs the steel chair from her tree-of-woe position and swings it upward, hitting Brenda under the chin and causing her to stumble about the ring, checking herself for blood. Still holding the chair, Reagan pulls herself up atop the turnbuckle. As Brenda turns back around, Reagan dives off the turnbuckle, dropkicking the steel chair into Brenda’s face! - Jared Daniels: A chair to the face! She just drove it straight into…wait! There’s blood! Reagan has busted Brenda Vixen open! William Masters: That’s all good and well, Daniels, but look up the ramp! -Atop the ramp, Buck has come up with a rope from somewhere and has Carnage face down on the stage, hog-tying him! He turns his attention back to the ring as “I Don’t Wanna Stop” hits once more, the audience cheering on Reagan’s victory like mad as the bell sounds. Carnage now hog-tied and out of the way, Buck rushes to the ring to check on Brenda. Reagan just shrugs at Buck as she leaves the ring, her arms raised high in the air. Buck helps Brenda up, she scowls up the ramp at Tatum as she tries to control the blood flow that rains from her nose. Reagan smiles back at her as she begins un-tying Carnage. We cut to a commercial break.- ------------------------------------------------------------- Are you hungry? Of course you are. Do you like sports including wrestling? Who doesn’t. Need a place to get your drink on, shoot pool, have a meal, and watch the latest in CZW events? Hell yeah you do! Come on down to the Titty Twister Bar and Grill. Owned by CZW superstar “Special Ed” Covey, the Titty Twister offers such appetizing favorites as “The 5-Star Ribeye”, “The Gambler Hot Wings”, and introducing “Krimzon Blaze Ribs”, “Maynard Mozzarella Sticks” and “Ruthless Crab Cakes”! Stop in today and tell’em Ed sent ya! ------------------------------------------------------------- For the second time in the evening, “Walk Idiot Walk” plays. J.C. Mason makes his way to the ring once again, soaking in the applause of the CZW fans in Seattle. Once again, he rolls into the ring and grabs a microphone from Jessica Towers. He waits for the crowd to settle down before beginning to speak. J.C. Mason: Well… I said I’d have some major announcements regarding Summer Showdown matches this evening, and I’ll take the opportunity to kick things off with your first Summer Showdown match but before we continue, We have to announce that due to no-shows from Price, and Streetz.. Bryan McNally has received a defaulted victory. Congratulations to him. Now for the announcement. The crowd is buzzing, waiting for J.C. to announce the first Pay-Per-View match. J.C. Mason: As you all know, “The Five Star Superstar” El Pablo was stripped of the X-Title following the conclusion of May Massacre’s Main Event as a result of “The Serial Thriller” Matt Stylez claiming the World Heavyweight Championship. The crowd boos loudly as Matt’s name is mentioned. J.C. shakes his head before continuing to speak. J.C. Mason: Now, I know that most of you don’t like that match stipulation, myself counted among you. But, that’s the reality of CZW: Anything can happen. Now, El Pablo may no longer be X-Champion, but it allows another Superstar the opportunity to rise to the occasion and hold the X-Title with pride. The identity of the new X-Champion will be determined in a match at Summer Showdown, a match that Assault owner Jesse Montana created. The crowd boos as Jesse gets mentioned by the CZW Technical Director. J.C. motions for the crowd to quiet down so he can continue speaking. J.C. Mason: It’s not all bad, though. This match is going to be unforgiving, it’s going to be bloody… IT’S GOING TO BE X-DIVISION WRESTLING AT IT’S FINEST!!! Picture the ring completely surrounded by steel, chains, and various weapons, all with the X-Title hanging from an “X” suspended 15 feet above the ring. Ladies and gentlemen… THIS IS THE ULTIMATE X CHAMBER!!! The crowd roars in approval at the announcement of the Ultimate X Chamber Match by Mason. J.C. continues to talk, while Jarred and William are speechless. J.C. Mason: Now, once the poll is posted, you will see a list of wrestlers to choose from. We ask that you choose SIX competitors, no more and no less. Now then, to meet the competitors from both shows who will be looking for your votes… ”The Saints Of Los Angeles” by Motley Crue, Summer Showdown’s official theme song, starts to play in the background as J.C. reads the names…"Ladies and Gentlemen" begins to play over the PA TOWERS: "Introducing first... weighing in at 240 pounds and hailing from Hollywood... CAGE STRYKER!" Stryker comes out, sans Sirena Starr due to her match. The crowd mostly cheer for him, and he lives it up for a moment. He comes down to the ring, but doesn't high five any fans. DANIELS: "Stryker looking good after the Team Warfare match at May Massacre!" MASTERS: "He ain't looking too good... his team lost!" TOWERS: "And introducing next..." "Palms Read" begins to play over the PA" TOWERS: "Hailing from Devil's Ladder and weighing in at 234 pounds.. He is the Enigma... LEO CROW!" Crow comes out and the crowd boo him heavily. He pays no mind. He has a smirk on his face as he poses for a moment. He then walks down to the ring almost non-chalantly, and stays at ringside not entering the ring. TOWERS: "And last but not least.." "Shut Me Up" begins to play TOWERS: "Coming to the ring with Loki... hailing from Trenton... weighing in at 230 pounds... SPECIAL ED COVEY!" The crowd popped huge as soon as the music hit. As Ed was taking all the attention with his entrance, Leo Crow snuck into the ring and attacked Stryker from behind. As he pounds away on Cage, Ed finally takes notice and starts running down to the ring. MASTERS: "Crow is a genius!" DANIELS: "He's low down!" DING DING DING Ed slides into the ring, and as Cage was momentarily stunned Leo was ready for him. Ed surprises Leo with a spear takedown, though, and begins punching away at Leo's head. He picks him up and tosses him to the ropes.. Spinning Clothesline! Crow is knocked out of the ring. Stryker is back up, but waits for Ed to turn around. He shrugs with Ed staring at him. Both men then start to circle each other and lock up MASTERS: "Ah they respect each other.. MISTAKE!" Cage pushes Ed back, and they have a clean break. They lock up again and Ed slaps on a headlock. Cage eventually pushes him to the ropes and sends him running. Leo grabs Ed's foot as he reached the ropes, and tripped him up. He drags out of the ring and they begin to brawl. Cage sees his opportunity and takes off in a dash, bouncing off the ropes... DANIELS: "CAGE WITH A PLANCHA!" Crowd: "CZW CZW CZW" Cage nailed them both with a plancha, with all three men falling to the ground. Cage is up first, and picks up Leo. He grabs him and whips him hard into the guardrail. Cage turns to pick up Ed, but Ed meets him with a punch. They exchange a few blows, with Ed taking the lead. He kicks Cage in the stomach and goes to irish whip him.. but Cage reverses, and Ed clotheslines Crow who had just stood up! DANIELS: "Talk about eating crow!" MASTERS: "Oh good lord.." Ed looks down at Leo and Cage charges. Ed moves at the last minute, and Cage crashes into the guardrail. Ed then grabs Crow, and throws him into the ring. Ed takes a moment to grab a nearby steel chair, and toss it into the ring as well. Ed pauses and looks out into the crowd with a bizarre look in his eyes. Leo is up and stirring in the ring however, and when Ed slides in Leo is up and drops some boots on Ed before he can stand up. Leo picks him up and nails a swinging neckbreaker. As Ed is out, Leo sets up the chair. DANIELS: "What is the Enigma doing?" MASTERS: "Are you seriously asking that question?" Leo picks up Ed, tossing him to the ropes. Leo drops, and with a drop toe hold slams Ed face first onto the chair making a crashing noise. Leo rolls Ed over and goes for the pin. ONE TWO Cage with the break up. DANIELS: "That was kind of a dumb move, it's elimination! With Ed out, that would've been one less to deal with!" MASTERS: "I.. I have to say I agree!" Cage then unleashes a series of kicks to Leo's lower back area. He picks Leo up and nails him with a backbreaker. He goes for the pin. ONE TWO-Kick out. Ed is up and attacks both men with kicks. He then leaps to the ropes, and dropkicks Cage as he was on his knees. He then delivers a stiff kick to Leo for good measure. MASTERS: "These three way's are always a mad house... and always seem to steal the show, I'd say." DANIELS: "I'd have to agree there, William." MASTERS: "Of course you'd have to. I said it!" Ed picks up Leo and grabs him for a power bomb. As Ed drops down, Cage grabs Leo's neck and drops down with a neckbreaker. Leo is rolling around in pain. Cage and Ed pause for a moment, look at each other... and Cage goes for the pin. ONE TWO THRE-KICK OUT! DANIELS: "He kicked out at the last second!" MASTERS: "Crow is awesome!" Cage picks up Crow, and both he and Ed grab him.. nailing a double suplex. When both men stand up, they look at each other again and then begin to brawl with each other. Ed gets the upper hand and whips Cage into the turnbuckle. Ed comes in with a splash, causing Cage to crumble. Ed goes for the cover on Cage. ONE TWO Kick out. Ed picks up Cage and goes for a piledriver. Cage blocks it! Cage lifts Ed over with a back body drop. He then bounces off the ropes and nails a fistdrop to Ed's forehead. He then picks up Ed, and nails a Spin-out Powerbomb, holding it on for the pin. ONE TWO TH-KICK OUT DANIELS: "What a blockbuster of a move, that almost took Ed out!" MASTERS: "This Stryker guy intrigues me.." -Stryker stands tall, a little aggrevated. He then stands and goes over to crow. Styker picks up Crow and whips him into the turnbuckle… or so he thought would give him the upperhand. As he watches the whip. Ed Covey scrambles over and from nowhere hits the Special Driver to Crow. Ed bounces off the mat and looks at Stryker and points to Crow. Stryker looks at him baffled, Crow tells him to pin him. Stryker walks over and Ed jumps up and down happily. The referee makes the count. – ONE TWO THREE DING DING DING Winner: Cage Stryker by Pinfall Ed dances around Stryker cheering for his new found friend. Stryker gets his hand raised and Ed points at him and cheers for Stryker as we see someone run out behind Ed wearing a luchadores mask.
The man or women comes running down the ramp. Slides into the ring tackling Loki to the outside. Then sprints up the ramp and backstage. Ed catches the man running off but turns to look for Loki, wondering where he went. He cheers for Stryker once more then begins shouting for Loki as we cut to another commercial.
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Main Event
FOUR WAY DANCE FOR VACANT NORTH AMERICAN TITLES
The Five Star Gamblers -VS- The Samoan Wrecking Crew -VS- AAN & Havok -VS- Davis & Evans
*****
Masters: This match is going to be absolutely amazing. I mean we already have our competitors in the ring, and it looks like Giovanni and Dusty Davis will start it off.
Daniels: Which one? There are two Giovanni…
Masters: All Samoans look the same Daniels… Look at that!
- Both men are indeed in the ring, and yes we skipped the introductions because nobody reads those anyway *wink wink*. Davis and Giovanni are both in the ring, Davis trying to use his speed to oust Giovanni, but the strength is just too much as Giovanni relentlessly slings Davis around the ring like a rag doll. Regardless of how many times they lock up, Davis ends up skidding across the mat and wondering how he is going to tame the beast. Davis goes and stands in his corner, consulting Buck Evans about what is going to happen. Buck making a tag in, but Giovanni doesn’t see it and rushing at Davis. Buck jumping through the ring ropes and nailing a spear to take Giovanni to the ground. Buck and Davis then proceed to stomp down the fallen Samoan warrior. Buck picks up Giovanni and whips him into the ropes and attempts a shoulder block, Giovanni stumbles backward and Buck tries again, and again, and again until finally Giovanni wisens up and whips Buck into the corner, where Sammy ( the second Giovanni) gets tagged in and they begin to beat down Buck with a flurry of stomps, Sammy then picks Buck up and nails a speedy Samoan Drop and a quick cover. –
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- Sammy looks up at Ace King, who broke the count up, Sammy rushes at Ace but a drop hold toe sends Sammy into A.A.N. and the referee signals it a tag. AAN and Buck are now legal, Buck still recovering as AAN capitalizes and begins to stomp the fallen Buck with some lethal boots. Buck holding his sternum as the stomps continue and AAN throws Buck into his own corner by mistake allowing Buck to tag in a semi-fresh Dusty Davis. Davis rushes at AAN but AAN catches him with a snap mare and wrenches the head with a modified sleeper hold. Dusty battles out but Havok seeing the energy return nails Davis with a missile dropkick to the chest, clearing the air from Davis’ lungs and helping the sleeper to give full effect. Havok turns but is nailed in the face by a random kendo stick from Sammy Giovanni who has now recovered. Havok is busted open but seems to grin at the pain and the blood he is seeing. This does spark a fire inside Havok who then blitzes Sammy and knocks himself and Sammy to the floor of the arena where a brawl consumes both men. AAN sees this and tags in Ace King so that he can go check on his partner. This is where AAN and Havok begin an all out brawl with the Samoan Wrecking Crew. All four men throwing lefts and rights, battling near the announce table while Ace King covers a half asleep Dusty Davis.
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- With the four battling outside of the ring, it’s not hard to believe that the four in the ring are doing the same thing. Buck and El Pablo now trading blows, Pablo with the clear upperhand since he is slightly fresher. Ace King holding Davis in a modified boston crab to help oust the poor guy. Pablo turns his head for a moment to check on Ace, and gets nailed with a clothesline. Ace King turns to check on his friend, and Davis crawls to the edge of the apron, where he tags in Jamal Giovanni. Jamal looks at Davis, a look of rage in his eyes and he headbutts Dusty, who is already laying on the mat, but now flops from the ring and onto the concrete below. Ace King turns and sees Jamal coming in and immediately begins to kick him in the legs as he climbs into the ring. Jamal taking some shots but then headbutts Ace King to the mat. Ace looks up at the monster and jumps up trying to beat him down with punches to the gut. At this point, Buck and Pablo are both on the concrete below, Sammy is holding his own with Havok and AAN but they are trapping him and beating him with boots to the gut on the barricade. Ace King on the inside, both legal men in the ring, is trading licks with Jamal. Only it’s nearly 5 hits from King and one from Jamal to send him to the floor. Jamal picks up Ace King after a few sequences and whips him to the ropes. Ace King goes to slide under Jamals legs but Jamal catches his torso and picks him up from above him. King in shock is then set up for the Samoan Destroyer in the middle of the ring. Regardless of his squirming, he can’t get free. That is until El Pablo comes from the top turnbuckle and hits a missile dropkick to the back of Ace King, sending Jamal to the mat and Ace King with the cover. –
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DING DING DING
Winners: Five Star Gamblers by Assisted Pin Fall
all men try to get in to break the count up but they failed at doing so. Ace King and El Pablo stand and look at each other baffled at what just happened. Jamal is clearly pissed off, he stands with a look of rage in his eyes at what just happened. He goes to swing at Ace King, but King and Pablo duck from the ring and grab the Tag Titles they had just won. Havok and AAN shake their heads in disgust as they watch the new tag champs walk up the ramp. King and Pablo raise their tag titles into the air as Sammy and Jamal look on from the ring. AAN and Havok can’t believe it either as they slide from the ring to avoid a Samoan confrontation, and Buck is still recovering from something outside the ring as Dusty Davis and Buck struggle to get up, and are just now realizing what happened.
Meanwhile….
The new North American Tag Team Champions are standing atop the ramp with their newly-won belts. However, this celebration comes to a grinding halt when “Walk Idiot Walk” starts to play once again. J.C. Mason comes out to the entrance ramp, again with a microphone in hand.
J.C. Mason: Congratulations on becoming the first-ever North American Tag Team Champions, gentlemen. Now, with that being said… I wouldn’t get too comfortable with those belts. You see, Summer Showdown is billed as a Night Of Champions, and with you guys now being Champions… Ace King… El Pablo… The Five Star Gamblers WILL DEFEND THE NORTH AMERICAN TAG TEAM TITLES AT SUMMER SHOWDOWN ON JUNE 27!!!
The crowd pops at this announcement from Mason.
J.C. Mason: Now, I’m sure you guys are wondering exactly who you will be facing when Summer Showdown rolls around. Well… that decision is in the hands of the CZW voting public!
The crowd roars with this announcement once again.
J.C. Mason: The two of you will defend the North American Tag Team Titles against one of the three teams you’ve just defeated this evening… IN An EXTREME CRAZY 8 MATCH!!!
Jarred Daniels: WHAT THE HELL IS THAT???
The crowd pops for this new announcement and stipulation. J.C. continues to talk…
J.C. Mason: For those of you wondering what exactly the Extreme Crazy 8 Match is… The North American Tag Team Titles will be suspended above the ring, with the first competitor to grab a belt winning them for his team. In and around the ring will be one wall of a steel cage, two trampolines, four rope swings… and just about any weapon you can imagine. Have a good night, gentlemen.
Mason drops the microphone and walks backstage to “Walk Idiot Walk”. All eight competitors in the ring are staring each other down.
Jarred Daniels: Well, this has CERTAINLY been an eventful evening. For William Masters, I am Jarred Daniels. Good night from Seattle, everybody!
The screen fades to black, with a CZW title card quickly flashing across.
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