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 Combat Zone Wrestling presents ASSAULT live from - Tucson, Arizona - McKale Center July 11th 2008 (Deadline is Thurs. July 10th 9 pm EST)
WORLD TITLE MAIN EVENT - RONNIE CASHES IN!
World Tag Titles Number One Contendership- Triple Threat Tag Match
Diva Beach Party Bash
Singles Match (With Manager)
Hardcore Title First Blood Match 'TESTING THE WATERS'
Singles Match
---------------------- *****_____***** CZW camera fades in as the CZW World Tag Team Champions Nasty Damage is walking backstage with there titles around there waists as they are heading towards the bar in the back when all of a sudden Big Nasty is hit from behind and falls to the ground as Derek Damage turns around and gets super kicked in the face as Derek staggers back against the wall as the camera stays on Derek Damage as Tim Timmons walks into the view TT: What not so tough now are ya! Tim Timmons grabs Derek by the head and starts going away with rights and lefts to the temple of Derek Damage as Big Nasty slowly gets back to his feet and sees that Tim Timmons is now choking the life out of Derek Damage. While Tim Timmons is facing Derek Damage Big Nasty screams as he runs at Tim Timmons but Tim Timmons moves just out of the way as Big Nasty crashes into Derek Damage causing Derek to fall to the ground. Big Nasty tries to help his partner up but Tim Timmons grabs a steel chair and smashes it over the back of Big Nasty as he drops to one knee while Tim Timmons keeps hitting Big Nasty in the back until he is laying on the ground not moving. TT: Time to shut you up once and for all old man. Tim Timmons kicks Derek Damage on the side of the head as Derek is sitting up against a wall as Tim Timmons looks at the steel chair and grins with a twisted expression as he puts the steel chair in front of the face of Derek Damage as he backs up a few feet and charges at Derek Damager causing his knee to smash the steel chair in the face of Derek Damage as Derek Damage head bounces off the wall.. TT: I'll see you next wee you son of a bitch. Big Nasty is on his knees as Tim Timmons spits on Derek Damage and then runs and kicks Big Nasty in the ribs as Nasty falls to the ground holding his ribs as blood trickles out of his mouth as " The Hardcore Master" Tim Timmons slowly walks out of sight as referees and other staff rush to the aid of there boss and Big Nasty as it is clear that the damage has been done. *****-----***** Assault begins with fireworks, ‘Out of my Way’ playing in the background, the fans on their feet. GOLD: “As the fans are off their seats, the fireworks blast off, another edition of Montana’s Assault is here” FARLEY: “Speaking of Montana, Ricky, what a travesty it is, he has to defend his World Title just two weeks after Summer Showdown, how is that fair Ricky?” GOLD: “What are you talking about, Montana should expect to have to defend it whenever, wherever, that is what you do when you are Champion Michael!” FARLEY: “What would you know about being Champion?” GOLD: “I am Ricky Gold, my surname says it all. Now what about the attack we witnessed just moments ago, Tim took out Derek and Big Nasty, then said something about meeting Derek next week” FARLEY: “big mistake in my opinion Ricky, you just don’t mess with Outlaws, this guy just has too many enemies and no friends, I think he should run and run far!” GOLD: “Maybe so. Well he defends his Hardcore Title tonight against his former friend, but so many other matches are ahead of us, the first one is the debut of Karl ‘The Jackal’ Jackson, what a vicious athlete he is Michael” FARLEY : “He made an impression Ricky, it is all about making a impact and that is what he did, get with the programme Ricky” GOLD: “Well here it is, the first match of the night” *****-----***** Singles Match Karl 'The Jackal' Jackson -VS- AJ Kool *****-----***** TOWERS: “Ladies and gentlemen, the first contest is set for one fall. On his way to the ring, making his debut match here on Assault, hailing from Orlando, Florida, weighing in at 235 lbs…Karl ‘THE JACKAL’ Jackson!” The lights go out and darkness fills the arena as only the dim glow of spotlights can be see scattered around the arena roof. After a moment of darkness and silence, the quiet tones of single guitar tones can be heard as the titantron explodes into life with images of Karl 'The Jackal' Jackson. Fans are kept waiting for a few moments as the images and guitar tomes continue to play. Suddenly a single explosion of sparkling red fireworks and the playing of 'Gold Metal' by trademarc announce the arrival of The Jackal to the stage area as he stands with eyes focused on the ring, bouncing from one foot to the other. He then walks slowly to the ring, not taking his eyes off the ring, his cold stare piercing a hole into the eyes of his opponent.. As he reaches the ring he climbs the steps and climbs carefully through the middle and top rope. Once inside he mounts the second turnbuckle of the corner post which is above the steps he has just used to enter the ring. He performs a breaking action with his hands, indicating his intentions in the match he is about to have. He then descends off the turnbuckle and turns to re-establish the stare to his opponent, walking closer as if more than ready to engage in combat AJ is already in the ring. ***Ding Ding*** - The match starts off as AJ holds out his hand in a sign of sportsmanship, Jackal chuckles to himself then kicks AJ I the gut, then tossing him across the ring hitting a Sambo Suplex. Jackal is straight back on AJ as he hits an elbow drop, then grabs his wrist, locks his legs around the right arm of AJ, stretching it I an armlock. AJ athletically gets him self up to his feet but Jackal still has a grip on the wrist as he bends AJ’s arm around his back, locking in a hammerlock. AJ seems to be in pain, but quickly climbs onto the second rope as he miraculously moonsaults over the head of Jackal, getting out of the hold, Jackal turns around but is caught right in the temple with a strong Martial Arts Kick, Jackal falls back to the ropes, AJ runs off, bouncing off the ropes and running towards the Jackal as he dives, lifting his knee up, extending it into the jaw of Jackal who looks dazed, AJ then follows it up with a DDT…Now goes for a cover! 1 - - - - - - - - 2 - - - - - KICKOUT! - Jackal confidently gets his shoulder up, AJ now straight back on his feet as he runs off towards the ropes again, this time though Jackal is quickly up as AJ gets caught on the rebound…Overhead Belly to Belly Suplex. Jackal pauses for a second to look over the crowd, giving them a dominant scowl as they boo him. Jackal goes to pick AJ back up but gets caught with a few kicks to the shin, Jackal stumbles backwards, AJ hits another high kick but Jackal this time catches his leg, AJ within a split second though goes for an ensuiguri, but Jackal counters that as well, ducking the kick as AJ crashes to the floor, Jackal goes for the JACKAL LOCK!!! - - - - - - - - - - - AJ Rolls out of it quickly though before Jackal could properly secure the hold on. AJ gets his breath back, looking with an intimidated look in his eyes towards Jackal, he smiles at AJ saying to him ‘Nearly’, AJ seems a bit shook up. The lock up again, Jackal scurries around to lock his arms around the waist of AJ from the back, then lifts him up, planting him down on the floor as Jackal has AJ mounted, AJ on his front, Jackal hits forearms to the back of AJ’s head, AJ trying to escape the mounted position but Jackal wraps his arms around the throat of AJ, now applying some sort of a choke hold, Jackal turns AJ over, he now has him in the middle of the ring in a devastating choke hold! - The fans try and cheer AJ on, he is writhing around trying to find a way out, Jackal seems to have it locked in although the lock breaks apart, AJ now desperately trying to turn over to find a way out of it. Jackal applies more pressure but AJ fights through the hold, getting to his knees, Jackal basically just having a sleeper locked in as AJ, his momentum up high as he climbs to his feet, the fans willing him on, elbow to the gut of Jackal, he releases the grip slightly, another elbow, then another, Jackal has let go, AJ runs off to the ropes and flies off them hitting a flying forearm smash, Jackal down on the floor but quickly back up, AJ now Irish whips Jackal to the corner, AJ follows him, Body Splash on Jackal in the corner. Jackal looks a bit dazed now as AJ kicks him in the sternum, then another, AJ then goes to lift him up onto the second rope but Jackal despicably pokes AJ in the left eye, AJ screaming in pain trying to regain his eyesight, meanwhile, Jackal measures AJ up…Swinging Neck beaker!!! 1 - - - - - - - - - - - 2 - - - - - - - - - - - - - KICKOUT! - AJ barely gets the shoulder up, still feeling at his eye socket, obviously still affected. Jackal gets up, drags AJ to the middle of the ring, picks him up, then goes behind him…German Suplex! Jackal though keeps the grip on as he lifts AJ up again, hitting a second! AJ now is in no man’s land as Jackal has him up for the third…HE CONNECTS! - Jackal pulls his straps down from his outfit, the crowd booing him which only fires him up even more, veins popping out of his head. AJ tries to crawl away but Jackal has only one thing in mind, he picks up the left ankle, AJ now knows, he is locked into the…JACKAL LOCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - AJ immediately starts to frantically writhe around, trying to lever himself towards the ropes, but Jackal is too strong. Jackal then lies down, lying back with his legs locked around the left leg of AJ, his ankle being violently bent sideways. AJ bites his lip which starts to bleed, blood pouring down from his mouth. AJ has no where to go, Jackal wrenching the ankle into a position no safe, the crowd know it’s all over, as does Jackal ad the commentators, eventually… - - - - - - - - - - - - - - AJ TAPS OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - Jackal though keeps it singed in, his mouth wide open, his eyes staring, jackal has snapped again and AJ’s ankle is soon about to snap. The referee pleads Jackal to let go but he doesn’t, AJ passing out from the pain.. Jackal distorts the ankle until it is clear AJ has passed out, his ankle is hurt, it is not until the security run down to break Jackal’s hold up until he finally lets go. But suddenly he goes back to it, the security not able to prize Jackal off, this time he puts all his weight into it, around the arena they are silent, a CRACK is head…Jackal lets go, AJ is passed out, his leg has been bent, his ankle snapped!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - Jackal leaves AJ Kool in a broken mess, no emotion shown o the face of Jackal except a sinister smile and a cold stare in which he leaves the arena with, paramedics carting off AJ Kool! GOLD: “What a heinous attack, AJ could be o the shelf for months, what is the Jackal’s problem?” FARLEY: “From what I saw, he has no problem, just a statement to make and tonight, he did that yet again, he is I my good books Ricky” Winner is Karl ‘The Jackal’ Jackson after 4.54 via Submission *****-----***** ‘4 Words (To Choke Upon)’ by Bullet for my Valentine hits... FARLEY: Here he comes...Mr. TV...oh wait...he’s not Mr. TV anymore, now is he... GOLD: Leave him alone...him and Stryker had an excellent match-up...Waters was unlucky to lose... Shawn Waters walks out onto the stage, Serena Starr on his arm. He is still smirking that famous smirk as he enters the ring. WATERS: Hello CZW fans...and welcome to Testing the Waters! Fan pop... WATERS: Now...before I bring out my guest...I’d like to address all my fans... The fans quieten down... WATERS: I’ve let you all down...I know...and I’m sorry...... The fans cheer madly for Shawn and start a ‘WATERS’ chant. WATERS: I can admit this...Cage Stryker was just better on the night....there was nothing I could do...but rest assured...it won’t be long before I have CZW gold again! The fans start chanting ‘Mr. TV’... WATERS: I’m sorry...but Mr. TV is dead...he died last night on Warzone...but...I promise you...I am not... The fans cheer for Shawn. WATERS: And one more thing...Ronnie McNeil...good luck tonight... ‘For Whom the Bell Tolls’ by Metallica plays. The fans boo as Jesse Montana and Matt Covey walk out onto the stage. JESSE: Oh gee, Shawn...that was...really...lovely. Seriously...it is amazing the amount of bullshit you can come up with just to get these fans on your side...or should I say sheep... The fans boo. JESSE: So, Shawn...you’ve now lost the last little piece of yourself...how did it feel spending more time on your back...you are used to it aren’t you? Just like both of your girlfriends! WATERS: Listen, Jesse...nothing that you say is going to hurt me anymore...I’ve stopped caring about anything that comes out of your mouth...nothing you say can faze me... JESSE: Oh really...Matt...get him... WATERS: Bring it on Covey...I can’t let Ed have all the ass-beating fun, can I? Matt goes to run at Shawn, but Jesse holds him back. JESSE: Hold it big guy...I want to have some fun with him first. So....Shawn...what little nickname are you gonna give yourself now? I mean...Mr.. TV is no more, right? What are you now...Stryker’s bitch? WATERS: Nope...I’m the guy who’s gonna kick Jesse Montana’s ass! JESSE: Heh...I don’t think you’ll be kicking anyone’s ass for the moment...you see...I’ve put a warrant out for your arrest! WATERS: What? What the hell for! JESSE: I have cold-hard evidence that you were the one who attempted to murder Mack Beaudin at May Massacre...fitting name isn’t it? WATERS: What the hell? I didn’t attack anyone...I was celebrating with your worthless ass. JESSE: Oh...that’s what you’d like people to believe...I have 3 witnesses who say you disappeared for 10 minutes after we won...to ‘check on Mack’...you really checked on him didn’t you...you were jealous of him being second in command, so you took him out...am I right? WATERS: What witnesses? It was only you, me, Jacqui and Ash! JESSE: No, wrong again...Maynard, Gregory and Bad Ass here can all vouch that you were nowhere to be seen at the time of the crime...I will send your ass to jail...you won’t make it back to CZW! Matt...fetch... Matt Covey runs down to the ring. Waters ducks his clothesline and spears Bad Ass to the outside. Bad Ass punches Shawn in the face, knocking him down. He then grabs a chair. He strikes Shawn with it once, busting him open. He places the chair under Shawn’s head and grabs another one. He holds it up...only for it to be kicked into his face! GOLD: Aha! Krimzon Blaze just saved Shawn Waters! Blaze grabs the chair out from under Shawn whacks Matt with it. He lifts Shawn up and Serena rushes over to help. Together the head towards the ramp, but Jesse rolls up his sleeves, Maynard, GG and police officers behind him. They then turn around and head out through the crowd. Jesse enters the ring and stares at them. Shawn is able to support himself now. JESSE: That’s it! I’ve had it with you Shawn...next week, you get what you wanted...it will be Maynard O’Toole and Gregory Grantham...teaming up against Krimzon Blaze and Shawn Waters! And after that match...you will be taken away. You’ll be sent where you belong! Jesse and The Upstarts smile evilly at Shawn, Blaze and Serena. Shawn smirks and nods, welcoming the challenge. FARLEY: I knew it! I knew Shawn was no good! GOLD: I cannot believe you actually trust the words spewing from Montana’s mouth! FARLEY: Quiet, Ricky...face it, Mr. No TV is a criminal...I knew it when I first saw him! GOLD: “Next then is going to be brutal. Two former friends, now bitter rivals, Hardcore Title…FIRST BLOOD!” *****-----***** Hardcore Title First Blood Match 'The Hardcore Master' Tim Timmons (c) -VS- "The Phoenix" Mike King *****-----***** TOWERS: “The following match-up is a First Blood contest and is for the CZW Hardcore Title” Both men are in the ring ready to fight *DING DING* - Both men stare down each other, the fans loving this contest as both men have long histories with each other, both former World Tag Champions, both former partners, but now, both bitter rivals. Mike wastes no time as he spears Tim to the ground, mounting him with punches, lefts and rights to the face, Tim guarding up trying not to shed any blood. Tim reverses as he starts to swing wild punches at Mike, both roll over again as they drop to the outside, the brawl continuing. - Mike is up as Tim comes towards him, Mike though with a knee to the gut, then whips Tim into the guardrail. Mike comes in with a Big Boot almost planting Tim right through the rail, it shakes as Tim drops holding his face. Mike then chokes out Tim with his floor as the referee tries to prize him off. - Mike picks Tim up who tries to get his breath back, Mike whips him straight into the rig apron now, Tim losing strength. Mike hit’s a few more shots to the forehead then whips him back into the guardrail, but Tim reverses as Mike crashes into it, then Tim follows up with a clothesline as both men crash over the rail, their fight now in the crowd. - Tim is first up, trying to keep Mike down with kicks. Mike gets up though, angrily pushing the fans back, then hits an impressive new version of his Metallica Kick. Tim is straight down, Mike orders the referee to check for blood, but the match continues. Mike picks Tim back up, but Tim hits an elbow into the gut of Mike, then a DDT!!! - Tim now ordering the ref to check on Mike, but still no blood. Tim almost looks pleased as he goes straight off for a weapon, searching the area. Tim smiles as he finds a trash can standing in the left corner of the large area within the crowd. Tim picks up the can, looking at it, smiling consistently, turns around but is caught by a Clothesline Lariat. Mike now picks up the trashcan as Tim rises, Mike straight away smashing it onto the top of his head as it moulds. Tim does not bleed though, but is down hurt. Mike wraps it around him again, now his spine, Tim writhes around in pain. - Mike starts to stomp down Tim, then mounts him again, more shots to the forehead, trying to open him up, but Tim sits up through the punches, he grabs Mike by the throat, gets to his feet…LOW BLOW BY MIKE KING!!! - Tim crashes back down to the floor as the fans boo Mike. King walks around, snarling at the many fans. He then grabs a sign at one of the crowd members which reads; ‘Tim is sexy’. Mike looks at the woman who backs away embarrassed and scared. He turns around…SPINEBUSTER BY TIM!!! - Mike crashes down hard to the ground. Tim picks up the sign, reading it, then noticing the woman in front of him blushing. Tim swarvely walks upto her, then gives her a deep kiss as she falls back down to her seat, red as a tomato. The fans cheer as Tim winks at her. He then waits on Mike to rise which he eventually does…TIM SWINGS WITH THE SIGN!!! - - - - - - - - - MIKE DUCKS! - Mike places himself behind Tim as he hits him down to the concrete with a falling neck breaker. The fan that kissed Tim almost has tears in her eyes as Tim screams in pain, holding his neck. Mike then grabs the sign, positions the corner of it to point down, then rams it into the back of the neck of Timmons. Tim rolls away in serious pain, Mike follows him up with a leg drop to the back of the head. - Mike now picks Tim up who holds his neck, Mike throws Tim through a door backstage, now both men showing up on the Assault-Tron, both backstage in a corridor. Mike whips Tim down to the other side as he smashes into the wall, Jenny Jacobs appearing as she scrams and runs off. Mike is on the prowl as he grabs Tim, hit’s a couple of forearm smashes to the face then locks Tim up…KEYLOCK DRIVER ONTO THE CONCRETE FLOOR!!! - Tim is writhing around in pain, holding the back of his head, a dazed look in his eyes. Mike looks at the camera as he smiles. Mike stomps down Timmons, then pushes the referee out of the way, before choking him with his bare hands. Tim goes purple, Mike eventually letting go, slapping Tim’s head screaming words at him. Mike then picks Tim up, throwing him straight through another door which leads out into the parking lot. Mike hit’s a knee to the gut, then throws him head first through a window, going into some booth, a man and a woman inside screaming as they flee the room, Tim’s head lying through the window. - Mike looks at his head, but still no sign of blood. He starts to bite his head in frustration, Tim though desperately knees Mike in the groin to make him let go, both men trying to regain their breath. Tim then spears Mike straight into a car door as it crashes into the back of Mike King, actually bending the metal. Mike grimaces in pain as Tim now starts hitting closed fists shots into the forehead of Mike, no blood showing though. - Tim picks Mike back up to his feet as he walks around the parking lot. A few people can be seen in the background, avoiding the two men. Tim finds a cone. He picks it up then places it on the head of Mike King who stumbles around unable to see, Tim smirks, then hit’s a brilliantly athletic standing dropkick knocking Mike King down onto the floor, the cone still stuck on his head. Tim finds a crowbar sitting by the wheels of another car. His eyes light up as Mike is still trying to escape from the cone. Tim walks over confidently then picks it up, looking at it glaring with delight. He turns around as Mike is suddenly gone. He has disappeared!!! - Tim looks around, the crowbar in his hand. He looks confused. Suddenly a car comes swerving towards him, the lights blinding him, but Tim manages to dive out of the way as the car CRASHES INTO THE BOOTH RIGHT THROUGH THE WALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - Smoke starts spewing from the engine as Tim walks over, inspecting it. He opens the drivers door but o one is there. He looks around the mess, smoke covering the screen. The referee starting to look scared, until a man runs up from behind of Tim… - IT IS MIKE KING! - He grabs the crowbar off Tim, swinging it violently at his head, Tim ducks though, then grabs him…CANADIAN DRIVER ONTO THE BONET OF THE CAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - The metal bends into the back of Mike as he lies there unconscious. A roar from the crowd can be heard as Tim smiles. He then climbs up onto the top of the car, the crowbar in his grasp. He mounts Mike King… - Tim starts to hits Mike with several punches with the crowbar fed through his fingers, blood spurting out of Mike’s head covering the car…TIM HAS SNAPPED!!! ***DING DING*** The referee tries to get him off, the match clearly over, but Tim keeps laying into Mike, shouting at him, tears in the eyes of Timmons, so much passion going into this vial attack, but the fans are heard cheering for him. Eventually he lets go of the crowbar, Mike left in a pool of blood on top of the car. The referee walks Tim back out to ringside as Tim celebrates with the crowd…he has beat his former partner! TOWERS: “Your winner and STILL CZW HARDCORE CHAMPION…TIM TIMMONS!!!” Suddenly from behind, holding the crowbar Tim had dropped earlier, comes Mike King… SMASH!!! He hits Tim straight in the back of the head with the crow bar, he drops it down, then places the Hardcore Title over Tim’s back, a smile on Mike’s face as he looks around the arena, the whole place filling with boo’s for him, Mike turns his back and walks out, a smile stuck on his face. Winner is Tim Timmons after 7.28 via First Blood *****-----***** Singles Match (With Manager) Bryan McNally w/Allyson Thorn -VS- Jigga C w/Fire Angel *****-----***** TOWERS: “The next contest is scheduled for one fall” GOLD: “It really sickens me that nobody stops Bryan McNally owning Allyson like she is his property” FARLEY: “Well if it bothers you that much, why don’t you go in their and do something about it?” GOLD: “Are you kidding, one of McNally’s legs is bigger than me” FARLEY: “We may not like McNally’s way but he seems to be dominant inside the ring, lets see if Jigga C can stop this dominance, both apparently having strong words about each other before this” - Bryan and Allyson are in the ring, Allyson trying to edge as far away from Bryan as she can, but Bryan quickly gets her in his grasp. He tells her to get out. Fire Angel also stands outside the ring as Bryan and Jigga are ready. *DING DING* - Bryan quickly bounds towards Jigga but Jigga, the faster man escapes the clutches of the huge Irishman. Bryan lunges at him again, Jigga ducks getting a hit in, Bryan shakes it off as he lunges again, again Jigga moving, now has Bryan in the corner as he hits right and lefts, then a few kicks to the gut, Jigga goes to whip Bryan but he counters, then grabs him close…Throws Jigga into the corner! - Bryan hits hard knees to the gut, then whips his chest, Jigga screams in agony as Bryan winks at Allyson, making her feel uncomfortable. Bryan grabs Jigga by the throat bringing him into the center of the ring…CHOKESLAM!!! 1 - - - - - - 2 - - - - KICKOUT! - Jigga gets a shoulder up, McNally smiles at the referee grabbing Jigga by the face, wrapping his huge claw around his head, then hit’s a devastating right hand, virtually hitting Jigga across the ring. Fire Angel leans into the ring to give Jigga advice, but suddenly Bryan stands on her hair not allowing her to escape, Allyson looking worried for the fellow diva. Angel screams but Bryan won’t let go, not until Jigga hit’s a low blow, Bryan straight down to the floor as Jigga climbs the top rope…LEG DROP!!! - Jigga is back up as he seems to be on fire, his momentum high as he signs to the crowd, they cheer for the Covey, Angel looking proud. Jigga picks Bryan back up, hitting him back into the ropes where he leaves the big man, Jigga runs off, bounces off the other ropes now back towards Bryan…SPEAR THROUGH THE ROPES!!! - Both men crash to the outside. Jigga holding his head, Bryan completely out of it. Allyson has the same look of fear in her eyes, Angel now on the other hand walks up to Bryan, then stomps him, but he catches her leg and gets up out of no where, Bryan has a choke hold on Angel, but Jigga helps her again, Bryan though grabs him by the throat also, Allyson not doing anything. Bryan throws Jigga into the turnbuckle as he flops to the ground. Angel almost in tears now, McNally lists her up above his head… - - - - - - - - - - - Jigga is back up…CHOP BLOCK ON BRYAN’S KNEE!!! - Angel falls to the ground, Jigga looks to see if she is okay, but McNally is there again, now with Jigga in his sights…Big Boot! - Angel runs off hiding as Bryan decides to leave her alone for the time being. McNally chucks Jigga back into the ring as he strides over the ropes. Bryan with an elbow drop on Jigga. He then lifts him up again…Belly to Back Suplex. Jigga is hopeless now as Bryan lifts him up again, knee to the gut…Lifts him up high…POWERBOMB! 1 - - - - - - - - - 2 - - - - - - - - - - 3! - - - - - - - - - No…KICKOUT! - Jigga C shows a lot of resilience as he kicks out again. McNally now growling with anger as he shouts loud, the fans booing him as Bryan yells at them, telling them to sit down and shut up. He then blows a kiss at Allyson as he turns back around… - - - - - - - - OUT OF NO WHERE!!! Jigga C hit’s a SPINEBUSTER!!! - The fans seem to be amazed that he has picked up such a big man. Allyson is shown on camera as she gives a slight smile as such a sight. - Jigga C now pumped up, he starts to climb the turnbuckle, right at the top now…HE FLIES!!! - - - - - - - - - - BRYAN IS UP AND CATCHES JIGGA IN MID - AIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - Bryan holds him in his clutches as he strides around the ring, then finally…SECOND CITY SAVIOR!!! 1 - - - - - - - - - 2 - - - - - - - - - - 3 - - - - - - - - - - - - PINFALL!!! - Bryan immediately climbs out of the ring ad grabs Allyson again, the crowd boo him as he just laughs, then plants a kiss on her cheek, she looks sickened but cannot escape, meanwhile Jigga and Angel are recovering in the ring. GOLD: “What a sickening grasp he has over Allyson Thorn” FARLEY: “Well I guess if the ladies don’t come to you, you have to go out there and grab them yourself” GOLD: “Oh please, well I just wish Allyson luck, hopefully the story will continue to develop. Next is the match you have been looking forward to all week, Michael, Jena against Alanso” FARLEY: “YUCK!” Winner is Bryan McNally after 7.36 via Pinfall *****-----***** Diva Beach Party Bash Alanso Fyne -VS- Jena Cyde *****-----***** TOWERS: The following match-up is a Diva Beach Party Bash! ‘In the Summertime’ by Mungo Jerry plays in the background. -At the top of the stage there is a huge pit of sand, with various objects (such as sunscreen, beach ball, buckets and spades and an umbrella....hell, there’s even a crab or two running around) inside. To the side there is a small pool of water with a large plastic porpoise inside. TOWERS: Any of those objects can be used. Victory comes via pinfall or submission. Now, introducing the competitors...firstly...the only person who was comfortable with officiating this match...RAVE! WAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH! (Rave walks out onto the stage, a referee shirt tied to reveal his stomach. He kicks a few chunks of sand, to loosen them, and ends up with sand in his eye. He begins bawling...) WAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH! TOWERS: OK...Now the first competitor...ALANSO FYNE! (There is a surprisingly good pop for Alanso, who comes out with a towel draped around his waist. He poses on the sand and slowly takes it off, revealing a very revealing thong underneath...) TOWERS: Ummm...and his opponent...JENA CYDE! (Jena walks out to a chorus of boos and chants for El Pablo. Jena ignores them. It shoves the posing Alanso to the ground and tears off it’stowel, revealing an even more revealing thong than Alanso’s...cue mass vomiting...) *Ding....* -Alanso comes from behind Jena and rolls it up... 1 2 -Kickout -Alanso grabs a beach ball and tosses it at Jena’s head. It bounces off and whacks Alanso in the nose. He sniffles and suffers a Jena Cyde clothesline. Jena picks up Alanso and slams him into the umbrella pole. Jena then grabs Alanso by the thong and pulls! He squeals in pain and scrambles for an object. He grabs a bottle of 30+ and squirts some into Jena’s eye. It roars in pain. Alanso then grabs a nearby crab, pulls on the front of Jena’s thong and drops the crab in there...poor crab...Jena flails around, digging through its thong, trying to pull the crab out. Alanso knocks over the umbrella, causing Jena to trip over the pole. Jena lands face first into a sandcastle. Alanso then grabs one of the buckets and jams it on Jena’s head. He kicks the bucket hard. He then lets Jena rise before hitting One Fyne Slap on Jena...she falls backwards and lands in the pool. Jena gets up, enraged and grabs the plastic dolphin, thinking it is Alanso. She begins punching the porpoise... -Alanso rushes to just inside the back area. He comes back with dildo in hand. He lines up Jena, who has popped the porpoise and whacks it repeatedly in the face with it. He then jams it down Jena’s throat. He throws it away and goes for the pin fall... 1 2 3!!! -Alanso begins celebrating. ‘All the Things She Said’ by Tatu hits and two women walks out onto the stage, holding hands, one with love written on her pants, the other with Fury. Alanso looks at them in disgust. They stride over to him and grab him, nailing a double facebuster on the steel floor. They then grab Jena and do the same. Both ‘Queens’ have been left with bleeding noses. One of the women grabs a microphone. ~fury~ Hello CZW! We are Love and Fury. I am Rebecca Fury...and this gorgeous angel here is Jessica Love...and we are here... Jess grabs the mic off of Bec. ~jessica~love~ We are here to give the Queen of Combat division the boost it needs...what is this? A man fighting with the ladies? And Jena Cyde here...no one knows what it is...we are what this division is lacking....talent and looks...we’ve seen Ruthless Aggression and Sydney Vicious...they may have been talented...but...they are not beautiful people...we are! We are here to give you what you truly deserve... Jessica slyly licks her lips and grabs Rebecca around the waist. They smile and lock lips! The stand on the stage, making out for a minute or so... ~jessica~love~ Isn’t that what you want? All the men in attendance cheer like mad. ~rebecca~fury~ We are all your fantasies balled into one...and we can make dreams come true... They pash once more, before smiling and heading backstage, arms draped around each other’s waist... Winner: ALANSO FYNE @ 6:12 *****-----***** World Tag Titles Number One Contendership- Triple Threat Tag Match Total Mayhem -VS- Kris Kash & Eric Collum -VS- Gregory Grantham & Maynard O'Toole *****-----***** TOWERS: The following match-up is a six man tag team match where the winning team will go on to ...And Justice For All to face Nasty Damage for the CZW World Tag Team titles... ‘Mic Check’ by Juelz Santana hits... TOWERS: Making his way to the ring from St Louis, Missouri...KRIS KASH! (Kris Kash walks out onto the stage to a huge pop. He stands on the stage waiting for his partner) ‘Blow Me Away’ by Breaking Benjamin hits. TOWERS: And his partner from Houston, Texas...ERIC COLLUM! (Collum joins Kash on stage to a huge pop. They run to the ring, slapping fans hands on the way) ‘Born in a Burial Gown’ by Cradle of Filth hits... TOWERS: And their opponents...from Parts Unknown...Ezra and Jakob...TOTAL MAYHEM! (Total Mayhem walk out on the stage, staring down Kash and Collum. They walk down to the ring, ready for action) ‘Maynard’s Dick’ by Tool hits... TOWERS: And their opponents...from Fayetteville, North Carolina and Beaumont, Texas...MAYNARD O’TOOLE and GREGORY GRANTHAM! (Maynard and Grantham walk out onto the stage to a chorus of boos. They cockily walk to the ring, Maynard polishing the IC title. Kash and Collum run and vault over the top, Kash taking down Maynard and Collum taking down Grantham...) *DING DING DING* -The members of X-Ellence and the Upstarts brawl on the outside. TM look on with interest. GG slowly is able to push Collum off, rolling him into the ring. Kash and Maynard, on the other hand are still outside, neither one showing any advantage. TM walk over to the brawling enemies, taking them both down with dual German suplexes. Both Kash and Maynard are rolled into the ring, followed by the Mayhem brothers. All six men are in the ring, with a member of each team fighting the member of another. GG, who has been beating down on Collum, spears Ezra, stopping him from locking in the Python on Maynard. GG then grabs Ezra and suplexes him to the outside. GG then turns right into a dropkick from Kash, sending Grantham out. Meanwhile, Maynard has gotten up, just as Collum has. Maynard grabs Collum and whips him to the outside. Jakob is leaning against the ropes. Kash and Maynard spot this. They both run at him and nail him with a double clothesline, sending him out as well! Kash and Maynard look at each other and begin brawling...Kash goes for the Midwest Swing! Reversed...CELTIC CROSS! Reversed! MIDWEST SWING.......REVERSED AGAIN! CELTIC CROSS! HE HITS IT! 1 - - - - - - - - - - - 2 - - - - - - - - - - - - - 3---KICKOUT! -By now Collum, GG and Ezra have made their way to their corners. Maynard tags in GG, who walks over and kicks Kash in the midsection. He then stomps on Kash’s knee. He drags Kash by the leg and tags in Ezra, who enters the ring and elbow drops Kash’s leg. He then rolls Kash over, locking in a leg lock. Kash grabs the ropes quickly though. Ezra yanks Kash away roughly, jerking his knee awkwardly. He tags in his brother, Jakob. Together, they hoist Kash up by the knee and put him in a tree of woe. Ezra pulls on Kash’s leg, while Jakob stomps it. The ref releases Kash eventually and admonishes Jakob. While the ref is not looking Ezra chokes Kash. Jakob drags Kash to the centre and locks in the Anaconda!!! -But Collum breaks it immediately. Jakob stands and goes to clothesline Eric, who ducks and nails Jakob with an Enzuiguri. Jakob slowly gets to his feet, as Kash begins to pull himself up using the ropes. Jakob runs at him, but Kash pulls the rope down, Jakob tumbling to the outside. Kash then hops over to the closest corner and tries to tag in Maynard, who pulls away. Kash then slowly drags himself across to where Collum is itching for the tag. Jakob rolls into the ring and tags in Ezra, who rushes across and stops Kash. He picks him up and goes for a powerbomb, but Kash punches him, then uses his momentum to fall forward, tagging in Eric as he lands on Ezra. Collum leaps to the top rope and nails Ezra with a shooting star press. He ducks a Jakob clothesline and connects with a 720 DDT! He then nails Maynard with a triangle dropkick while Kash baseball slides behind GG and pulls his legs off the apron, starting a brawl. Collum nails a lionsault on Ezra then climbs to the top....AERIAL REVOLUTION! 1 - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - 2 - - - - - - - -GRANTHAM BREAKS IT UP! -GG lifts up Collum and nails him with the 4.0! He then hops to the outside and drags the limp body of Kash towards the announcers desk. He lifts up Kash and nails a 4.0 RIGHT THROUGH THE TABLE!!!!! GG turns arounds the see Ezra rolling onto Collum, which leads to a big boot from Jakob... 1 - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - 2 - - - - - - - - - - -KICKOUT! Maynard rushes into the ring and drags Ezra towards his corner. He then tags himself in. He grabs Collum and whips him. On the comeback, O’Toole nails a spinebuster. Jakob runs at Maynard, but suffers a Celtic Cross! Maynard then follows up with a Celtic Clutch on Collum! - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - COLLUM TAPS! Winners: MAYNARD O’TOOLE AND GREGORY GRANTHAM VIA SUBMISSION @ 14:59! *****-----***** TOWERS: "Ladies and gentlemen, this next match is scheduled for one fall and it is your MAIN EVENT!" The crowd cheers GOLD: "It's time, Farley!" FARLEY: "No crap, sherlock." TOWERS: "Introducing first... hailing from Alabama... he is the leader of X-Ellence... he is... RONNIE McNEIL!!" "Remember The Name" begins to play as the crowd cheers. Ronnie comes out, looking jacked and ready to go. He points out into the crowd with a stern look on his face before he makes his way down to ringside. He jumps up on the apron and climbs through the ropes. He stands on a turnbuckle and looks out into the crowd. TOWERS: "And his opponent.. hailing from Florida.. he is the leader of the Upstarts and the current CZW Heavyweight Champion of the World... The Sensation... JESSE MONTANA!!" "For Whom the Bell Tolls" plays and Jesse comes out to a large chorus of boos. Standing behind him are Maynard O'Toole and Gregory Grantham. He has a cocky smile on his face as he points to the title draped over his shoulder, letting the crowd know that no, he does NOT suck. They walk down to ringside. As soon as the Upstarts enter the ring, the head ref Darrin Powers tells Maynard and Gregory that they have to GO BACK to the dressing room! The Upstarts are enraged. FARLEY: "What is this!? Why do they have to go back!?" GOLD: "So that it's FAIR, Michael!! Ever heard of it?" Reluctantly, Maynard and Gregory head back to the back as Jesse's smile is now a scowl. Jesse hands the belt over to Darrin forcibly, as Ronnie walks up to him and they both stare at each other face to face. The tension is electric as Darrin goes over sound ground rules. Both men acknowledge, and Darrin calls for the bell. GOLD: "This is gonna be a classic right here, Farley, Leader vs. Leader!" FARLEY: "X-Ellence vs Upstarts, I hate to say it.. but I agree with you!" DING DING AS SOON AS the bell rang, Jesse stabs Ronnie in the eyes with his right hand's fingers. He then nails a very painful knee to Ronnie's ribcage. Jesse throws Ronnie to the ropes.. but Ronnie reverses! Jesse on the comeback and Ronnie nails him with a high-angled Spinebuster. The crowd explodes as Jesse flops around like a fish out of water. Ronnie goes for the cover. ONE TWO-KICK OUT GOLD: "Awesome move, but too soon for the cover." Ronnie picks up Jesse and nails him with a few punches. He punches Jesse in the gut and then bounces off the ropes. Ronnie goes for a Scissors kick, but Jesse moves out of the way just in time. As Ronnie tries to regain his bearings, Jesse kicks him in the gut and nails a swinging neckbreaker. Jesse talks some trash as he is back up first. FARLEY: "Jesse is a champion's champion.. and he's letting Ronnie know it!" Jesse grabs Ronnie's head and holds him in a headlock. Jesse wrenches down on it, as he is smiling widely. Ronnie pushes him off of the ropes. On the rebound, Jesse ducks a clothesline. Coming back, Ronnie nails him with a overhead belly-to-belly suplex! Jesse crashes into the ropes with his feet. Ronnie goes for another cover. ONE TWO KICK OUT GOLD: "Ronnie is in control now!" Ronnie has Jesse up and chops his chest so hard it almost immediately begins turning red. CROWD: "WOOOOOOO" Ronnie then irish whips Jesse into the corner. Ronnie comes running in, nailing a shoulder into Jesse's gut. Ronnie then places Jesse on the top turnbuckle. Ronnie joins him. As Ronnie positions Jesse, Jesse fights back. Stiff shots to the gut. One so hard, it knocks Ronnie down and onto the mat. A dazed Jesse seizes his opportunity as he stands up on the turnbuckle and leaps.. THUD FARLEY: "Jesse with the flying elbowdrop! Call it a night, McNeil!" ONE TWO KICK OUT Jesse nailed the elbowdrop perfectly, and is now in control. He picks Ronnie back up and locks in an abdominal stretch. Ronnie cringes in pain as Jesse pulls back. The ref is so focused on Ronnie that he fails to see Jesse pulling on the ropes for leverage. FARLEY: "That's my kinda champion!" GOLD: "A cheater!?" FARLEY: "No you fool... a winner!" Darrin looks up, but Jesse is sly enough to let go before he sees it. Darrin reverts his attention back to Ronnie, and Jesse immediately goes back to the ropes. This time Darrin looks up in time to see the cheating, and forces Jesse to release the hold. Jesse gets in Darrin's face, who has to remind him he's the referee. GOLD: "Pay attention to Ronnie and get out of Powers' face!" FARLEY: "Be careful with what you say, that's the GM of Assault you're talking to!" Jesse turns his attention back on Ronnie who greets him with another chop. Ronnie is hurt though. Ronnie grabs Jesse and throws him to the ropes. Jesse reverses. On the rebound. Ronnie ducks a clothesline. He comes back, and nails a spinning shoulderblock to Jesse. Both men taking a moment to get back up again. GOLD: "The toll of this match is setting in, as both men are feeling the effects of fatigue now." FARLEY: "They're both pouring their heart and soul into this match, but only one can prevail!" Ronnie is back up and walks over to Jesse. He grabs at him, but Jesse surprises him with a small package. ONE TWO Ronnie rolls it over! ONE TWO Jesse rolls it back over! ONE TWO The move is broken up as Ronnie kicks out. The crowd is loving it. Both men are grudgily up at the same time, and begin punching at each other. Ronnie takes control. Ronnie chops Jesse in the throat and sets him up... THUD GOLD: "BIRMINGHAM DRIVER! BIRMINGHAM DRIVER!" ONE TWO TWO AND A HALF KICK OUT!! FARLEY: "Jesse kicked out at the last possible second!" GOLD: "That vicious Death Valley Driver-type move could knock anyone out of the game!" FARLEY: "But it failed this time because Jesse WILL NOT lose his title!" Ronnie is rather surprised that Jesse kicked out. He pounces on him, punches him once, and covers again. ONE TWO kick out Ronnie then picks Jesse up, in frustration, and slams his head down on a turnbuckle. He does it again. He then locks in a Double Underhook and slams Jesse down with a suplex. Ronnie goes to the top rope. GOLD: "Looks like Ronnie is looking for the missile dropkick here." Ronnie measures Jesse as he is getting up. He leaps, looking for the dropkick... but Jesse swats him down in desperation! Jesse then drunkenly bounces off the ropes and nails a legdrop to the back of Ronnie's head. He pauses for a moment and gets back up, grabbing Ronnie. He grabs his legs and... FARLEY: "Figure Four Leglock! Jesse's gonna make X-Ellence tap right here!" Jesse locks in the figure four and Ronnie is cringing excruciatingly. The ref is again focused on Ronnie, but glancing over to make sure Jesse isn't cheating again. Ronnie shakes his head no. After one minute of being in the hold, Ronnie begins to flip back and forth trying to turn the move over. Jesse shakes his head no and tries to fight it. Ronnie eventually turns it over but Jesse immediately grabs the bottom rope as he yells out in pain. Powers forces Ronnie to break the hold. GOLD: "Both men are beaten and bruised up now." FARLEY: "But Montana will prevail, dammit." Both men up and Ronnie goes to kick at Jesse. Jesse grabs his boot! Ronnie hops on one leg as Jesse smiles at him evilly. But Ronnie leaps up! SMACK! GOLD: "Enziguri heard all over the arena!" Jesse takes a few steps and then Flair flops onto the mat. Ronnie, however, can't immediately capitolize as he is exhausted. The crowd is chanting "Ronnie! Ronnie! Ronnie!" Ronnie is finally up and walks over to Jesse. Ronnie drops a few boots before picking him up. Ronnie tosses him with all his might towards the nearest corner.. but the ref gets sandwiched in between Jesse and the corner, and nails the back of his head hard. He falls down to the mat. FARLEY: "Dumb move, Ronnie, now the ref is out!" GOLD: "He didn't MEAN to do that, Farley! He is working on instinct alone!" Ronnie looks down at the ref, as does Jesse. Jesse then immediately pokes at Ronnie's eyes again. Jesse grabs Ronnie and nails him with a DDT. FARLEY: "Ever the opportunist and ruler of the ring, Jesse is in complete contr- WAIT! WHAT IS THIS!? NO!!!" Kris Kash and Eric Collum come out from the back to a large pop from the crowd. FARLEY: "What are they doing here!? Where are the Upstarts!!" GOLD: "Looks like business is about to pick up, Michael!" Kash and Collum run down to the ring, and each grab a steel chair. Neither Ronnie or Jesse have seen them yet. Kash and Eric slide into the ring, steel chairs in hand. GOLD: "Say goodbye to your title, Montana!" Montana turns around and -- SMACK!! ------ SMACK!! GOLD: "Each man just hit a homerun... with Jesse's head!" Jesse slumps down to the mat, lifeless. Ronnie holds his back, and smiles but a bit confusingly. Eric and Kris smile at Ronnie and tell him Jesse's his for the taking. Ronnie walks past both men and up to the fallen Jesse, looking down. Ronnie turns around to talk to his boys again and ---- SMACKS IN STEREO!! GOLD: "WHAT ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH IS GOING ON HERE!?!!?!?!?!? CON-CHAIR-TO ON RONNIE FROM... HIS OWN TEAM MATES!?!!?!" FARLEY: "I don't think they're his team mates any more, Gold!" The scene cuts to the back stage area, where both Maynard and Gregory are laid out. They are being attending to, but if you notice... and as most of the crowd does at the same time.. .Krimzon Blaze is lying right next to them, ALSO knocked unconscious! The scene cuts back to the ring. GOLD: "WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE!?" Eric and Kris hold up the chairs to the crowd's shocked boos. Both Ronnie and Jesse are laid out. Eric and Kris get out of the ring, as Darrin Powers is beginning to stir. Jesse moves first, but very slowly, and only to turn over... draping his left arm over the chest of Ronnie! Powers crawls over to them. ONE . . . . . . TWO . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . THREE!!!!! "For Whom the Bell Tolls" begins to play again. FARLEY: "I TOLD YOU, GOLD!! JESSE RETAINS THE WORLD TITLE!!" GOLD: "And X-Ellence has imploded!!" Kash and Collum enter the ring again, AGAIN nailing Jesse each with a chair shot to his back. His music is abruptly cut off. Kash and Collum then hit Ronnie again each, slamming the chairs down on his chest and legs. The whole arena is an a state of shock, as Kris and Eric hold the chairs up high with sadistic smiles on their faces. The cZw logo appears at the bottom of the scene, signifying the end of the broadcast. **************************************************************** * cZw! *
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